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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why is it that the people who choose the most provocative names on Fabswingers are the ones that look like throwbacks from the Iron Age? Guys with Rockstudgod or sexmachinewilly type names sit in front of a cam with a face like a slapped arse. Ladies with names like slippingangel or comedomehard or cherrypussybigtits always look like you'd cut your throat rather than get within 6 feet. Hey, nobody's perfect, least of all me, but I thought this site was for FUN, not looking like a dragon peed in your soup! Apologies to anybody who actually has any of the above names lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that the people who choose the most provocative names on Fabswingers are the ones that look like throwbacks from the Iron Age? Guys with Rockstudgod or sexmachinewilly type names sit in front of a cam with a face like a slapped arse. Ladies with names like slippingangel or comedomehard or cherrypussybigtits always look like you'd cut your throat rather than get within 6 feet. Hey, nobody's perfect, least of all me, but I thought this site was for FUN, not looking like a dragon peed in your soup! Apologies to anybody who actually has any of the above names lol"
Hmmm well come on then show us your pics... lets see what you look like... or is the absence of any pics a clue to how you look?  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me laugh out loud,its great 
try the next one down 
Some one slipped in with some anal
I know which one you mean though"
aye that anal one slipped in there.. what a buggerer that was... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me laugh out loud,its great
try the next one down
Some one slipped in with some anal
I know which one you mean though
aye that anal one slipped in there.. what a buggerer that was... "
Im losing it! I am in pieces here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure this is a wind up....
If this guy is even half as daft as his post implies, he simply could not have survived to the age of 56!!!!!
The lack of a photo is surely the givaway????
If it's not a wind up.......Oh Wow! |
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"on behalf of the bi sexual guy community please allow me to apologise and make amends by rearranging your soft furnishings to recompense..."
Not good enough...you have to come shoe shopping with all of us as penance!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on behalf of the bi sexual guy community please allow me to apologise and make amends by rearranging your soft furnishings to recompense...
Not good enough...you have to come shoe shopping with all of us as penance! "
Lmao and sit with us to keep us company whilst having our nails done...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on behalf of the bi sexual guy community please allow me to apologise and make amends by rearranging your soft furnishings to recompense..."
I need my cushions plumped
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with my name _ensual temptress im staying quiet lol !!!!!
i was going to choose "coyote ugley minger" but was having a good hair day so decided to push my luck .i do apologise to the op and hand my self over to be cuffed by the "trands descriptions police " .
ohhhh come to think of it had i knew cuffs were involved i would of came clean ages ago !!! lol
just one little thought though a guy could be very well hung or rock solid in comparason to what you may have hd perviously .also about the fems being attractive or no ..again its all very subjective as i may well be one guys idea of heaven lol ! i certainly dont exspect to be everyones cup of tea . plus even the most beautiful woman or most handsome guy wouldnt be considered "perfect" by everyone . thats the whole beauty of being indervidulas and different theres someone for everyone ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been trying to look at things from the OP's point of _iew. Sadly I cant get my head so far up my own arse.  "
u think thats why his face is so dark on his avatar ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"30 replies eh? Not bad for a first windup attempt but I must do better, I must do better, I must do.........."
30 odd replies, all basically saying "what an idiot" is not really a wind-up. Frankly it would surely worry most people to attract that sort of comment????? |
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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago
We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !! |
Wats up with the OP seems he a lil peeved at the not so good looking ,could it be that they are having more fun than him and hes confused as to why????? or has he just come on ere to moan about the not so prettiest flower,"Well ladies your all flowers in my eyes" so i think that the OP needs to get a pick and then a life or visa versa because the original post is a very harsh 1 in the least    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"with my name _ensual temptress im staying quiet lol !!!!!
i was going to choose "coyote ugley minger" but was having a good hair day so decided to push my luck .i do apologise to the op and hand my self over to be cuffed by the "trands descriptions police " .
ohhhh come to think of it had i knew cuffs were involved i would of came clean ages ago !!! lol
just one little thought though a guy could be very well hung or rock solid in comparason to what you may have hd perviously .also about the fems being attractive or no ..again its all very subjective as i may well be one guys idea of heaven lol ! i certainly dont exspect to be everyones cup of tea . plus even the most beautiful woman or most handsome guy wouldnt be considered "perfect" by everyone . thats the whole beauty of being indervidulas and different theres someone for everyone ! "
** looks out her best velvet lined cuffs for temp aka C.U.M **
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