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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the plot for Horrible Bosses 3?

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

You should have replied 'I have pissed in your stationary draw and had your pencil up my arse, while several customers came over your yukka'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this the plot for Horrible Bosses 3?

Why do you say that?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Is this the plot for Horrible Bosses 3?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"You should have replied 'I have pissed in your stationary draw and had your pencil up my arse, while several customers came over your yukka'"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be on the phone to HR if I'm honest

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though."

I could add to this

getting him to sit on your leather chair before you sit on top and straddle him

bouncing up and down upon his lap

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though."

And you think this is acceptable??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though."

I'd be seriously unhappy if anyone (let alone my boss) said this at work! Did this really happen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

I'd be seriously unhappy if anyone (let alone my boss) said this at work! Did this really happen? "

Yes it did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be on the phone to HR if I'm honest "

HR?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?"

You genuinely don't?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be on the phone to HR if I'm honest

HR?"

what job do you do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I shall pm you as I dint wish to state on s public forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't? "

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I shall pm you as I dint wish to state on s public forum."

*dont

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Did you clean the chair before you sat in it.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?"

I'm not quite sure where you work but many companies would take a dim view on that conversation if it happened.

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I did a few things in my old office chair but I'd certainly never want to tell anyone!

I think he sounds a right twat.. my reply would have been.. and then you woke up??

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I did a few things in my old office chair but I'd certainly never want to tell anyone!

I think he sounds a right twat.. my reply would have been.. and then you woke up??"

I think this is meant to be daring and sexy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?

I'm not quite sure where you work but many companies would take a dim view on that conversation if it happened. "

Seriously ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I do apologise to everyone but I really don't see where there is an issue. I have an excellent working relationship with my boss. We talk about everything and anything. We are friends.i can't see any reason why people are shocked/surprised.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I thought it was inappropriate when my boss asked for "access to my box"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have demanded a new chair. You can't bleach leather.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do apologise to everyone but I really don't see where there is an issue. I have an excellent working relationship with my boss. We talk about everything and anything. We are friends.i can't see any reason why people are shocked/surprised."

Does your boss know your a swinger then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd have demanded a new chair. You can't bleach leather. "

Hahahaha I shall ask first thing tomorrow

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If a man had posted this he would of been advised to have posted in the stories and fantasies section by now

If it was me I wouldn't of been offended either but only because I fancy my boss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised as I'm just used to being professional at work. In all the jobs I've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't work in DFS do you ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm surprised as I'm just used to being professional at work. In all the jobs I've ever had. "

It's maybe different where I work to where you do. It's not a big company, it's a really small business. Small and friendly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don't work in DFS do you ??

No but there's an interesting thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised as I'm just used to being professional at work. In all the jobs I've ever had.

It's maybe different where I work to where you do. It's not a big company, it's a really small business. Small and friendly

evidently so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done many things on office chairs too...but why tell you..does he want you to be shocked ..or want you to do the same?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've done many things on office chairs too...but why tell you..does he want you to be shocked ..or want you to do the same?"

He tells me most things, we have known each other 30 years. He probably knew it would make me horny, that's maybe why he told me. But I don't know for sure. I never asked him.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"I did a few things in my old office chair but I'd certainly never want to tell anyone!

I think he sounds a right twat.. my reply would have been.. and then you woke up??"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you believe your boss OP, is it viable that could actually happen in the workplace?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I thought I was daring when I stacked empty boxes on top of each other so high that you could see them from other departments

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you believe your boss OP, is it viable that could actually happen in the workplace?"

Definetly yes to both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I thought I was daring when I stacked empty boxes on top of each other so high that you could see them from other departments

health & safety alert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes you wonder what he's been up to with the 'non dairy creamer'....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's good that you and your boss can talk about anything and everything

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

I've "contaminated " her working environment, had inappropriate activity with a customer, brought the company into disrepute, and probably sexually harrassed her as there's a clear implication that I would like to repeat the activity with my co-worker (why else did we use her chair?).

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

Firstly I don't work for a company, I work for a small firm with a total number of 4 employees.

Secondly, I haven't worked there 30 years.

Thirdly, we don't have a HR department

Fourthly, my boss is a friend and I think the relationship we have where we can talk is much better than a 'stand off-ish having to watch what I say' type of relationship.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

It's sexy though because a woman has said it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?"

You got any jobs going x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

Firstly I don't work for a company, I work for a small firm with a total number of 4 employees.

Secondly, I haven't worked there 30 years.

Thirdly, we don't have a HR department

Fourthly, my boss is a friend and I think the relationship we have where we can talk is much better than a 'stand off-ish having to watch what I say' type of relationship.

There's a big difference in the working environment between a small firm & a company.

Does your boss have a Pirelli calendar on his wall?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Firstly I don't work for a company, I work for a small firm with a total number of 4 employees.

Understood, I was trying to illustrate the difference it makes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave the OP alone!

I bet she wishes she hadnt mentioned it lol.

Its clear her boss is a friend....so if a friend said that to you...would you mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

Firstly I don't work for a company, I work for a small firm with a total number of 4 employees.

Secondly, I haven't worked there 30 years.

Thirdly, we don't have a HR department

Fourthly, my boss is a friend and I think the relationship we have where we can talk is much better than a 'stand off-ish having to watch what I say' type of relationship.

There's a big difference in the working environment between a small firm & a company.

Does your boss have a Pirelli calendar on his wall?

Not yet. I may buy him one for his Christmas present

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leave the OP alone!

I bet she wishes she hadnt mentioned it lol.

Its clear her boss is a friend....so if a friend said that to you...would you mind?"

You're on my wave length

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on the chair and have a lady wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised as I'm just used to being professional at work. In all the jobs I've ever had.

It's maybe different where I work to where you do. It's not a big company, it's a really small business. Small and friendly

A little too friendly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

probably should have stated that in your opening post...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

Firstly I don't work for a company, I work for a small firm with a total number of 4 employees.

Secondly, I haven't worked there 30 years.

Thirdly, we don't have a HR department

Fourthly, my boss is a friend and I think the relationship we have where we can talk is much better than a 'stand off-ish having to watch what I say' type of relationship.

There's a big difference in the working environment between a small firm & a company.

Does your boss have a Pirelli calendar on his wall?

Not yet. I may buy him one for his Christmas present

Not so Secret Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

probably should have stated that in your opening post..."

I don't see why I should have to explain all the exact details. It was a scenario that I found sexy. It isn't my fault everyone has jumped to wrong conclusions and made the negative comments just to spoil a thread. It was meant to be fun.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Uurgggh ... I would demand a replacement chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

probably should have stated that in your opening post...

you do realise most bosses probably don't behave like yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

probably should have stated that in your opening post...

you do realise most bosses probably don't behave like yours?

Well I prefer to have a boss on a level with me. He's the best boss I've ever had. He's approachable and fun. Maybe other people don't like that.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I don't see why I should have to explain all the exact details. It was a scenario that I found sexy. It isn't my fault everyone has jumped to wrong conclusions and made the negative comments just to spoil a thread. It was meant to be fun."

It's a forum. People post how they want not to spoil your fun thread. Lots of people don't have the rather old relationship you do with your boss with theirs. Apologies for not finding it as sexy as you...

If people interpreting your post and commenting how they want is something that upsets you, adding something like 'only fun comments please/no negative remarks' would reduce that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Uurgggh ... I would demand a replacement chair "

I'll tell him to use his own next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If people interpreting your post and commenting how they want is something that upsets you, adding something like 'only fun comments please/no negative remarks' would reduce that. "

I don't mind people's comments. But people have wrongly jumped to conclusions on here. They have stated irrelevant facts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have to say i dont have chats with the boss like this one

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

If people interpreting your post and commenting how they want is something that upsets you, adding something like 'only fun comments please/no negative remarks' would reduce that.

I don't mind people's comments. But people have wrongly jumped to conclusions on here. They have stated irrelevant facts."

Not irrelevant - they explain why people react the way they do to your post. No conclusions were jumped to - it's a fact that many workplaces would take a dim view on it.

Anyways, I'm sure you'd rather a single male was posting and discussing how hot that is or how they wish they were your boss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to come in at the end of all the conversations like this at my work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If people interpreting your post and commenting how they want is something that upsets you, adding something like 'only fun comments please/no negative remarks' would reduce that.

I don't mind people's comments. But people have wrongly jumped to conclusions on here. They have stated irrelevant facts.

Not irrelevant - they explain why people react the way they do to your post. No conclusions were jumped to - it's a fact that many workplaces would take a dim view on it.

Anyways, I'm sure you'd rather a single male was posting and discussing how hot that is or how they wish they were your boss."

Conclusions were jumped to, one being that I work for a company, and two, that I have a HR department.

Please don't try to assume the type of people I would like posting here. That is absurd

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I seem to come in at the end of all the conversations like this at my work "

Can't beat a fun atmosphere in the work place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

post in here and people will assume allsorts -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????"

You could......or you could do that on your bosses chair...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????"
nah, keep it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????"

Such a horny thought... I used to love fecking in my office.

Don't order a new chair... savour it. Even better invite me for a meeting and maybe add more juices to the mix xxx

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????

Such a horny thought... I used to love fecking in my office.

Don't order a new chair... savour it. Even better invite me for a meeting and maybe add more juices to the mix xxx"

What appointment time would be convenient for yourself sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most of my clients a pensioners if that happened at my office, I wld be scared for life lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????

Such a horny thought... I used to love fecking in my office.

Don't order a new chair... savour it. Even better invite me for a meeting and maybe add more juices to the mix xxx"

A juiced up chair......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????

Such a horny thought... I used to love fecking in my office.

Don't order a new chair... savour it. Even better invite me for a meeting and maybe add more juices to the mix xxx

A juiced up chair......

It does clean up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most of my clients a pensioners if that happened at my office, I wld be scared for life lol

They may prefer sex over a Zimmer frame than the office chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope there's not a ban coming from this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of my clients a pensioners if that happened at my office, I wld be scared for life lol

They may prefer sex over a Zimmer frame than the office chair

Hahaha that wld be a balancing act

will leave the office & give them a moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope there's not a ban coming from this thread"

No reason that there should be is there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope there's not a ban coming from this thread

No reason that there should be is there?"

None at all, but you know what can happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no you didn't talk about ban club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no you didn't talk about ban club

Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though."

Think I remember seeing this in a porn video once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I called my boss a cunt yesterday and told him to do his own fucking invoices.

Felt really good

I fucked in his car too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I called my boss a cunt yesterday and told him to do his own fucking invoices.

Felt really good

I fucked in his car too

Go girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this thread, very entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would love office sex x

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though."

Totally unprofessional and inappropriate in my opinion. Why would this ever come up in conversation?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

And you think this is acceptable??

Not just me then!

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

I'd be seriously unhappy if anyone (let alone my boss) said this at work! Did this really happen? "

My thoughts too.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?"

You don't see this as totally inappropriate behaviour in the workplace? You don't think your boss has stepped over boundaries? Imagine if your daughter was in your position, you'd think this would be acceptable in the workplace...seriously?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

Totally unprofessional and inappropriate in my opinion. Why would this ever come up in conversation?

I was just thinking that

What the hell was they talking about to get her boss around to saying that

I'd be demanding a new chair

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?

I'm not quite sure where you work but many companies would take a dim view on that conversation if it happened.

Seriously ?!"

I've been able to retire at 56 from dealing with people like your boss who have acted inappropriately within the workplace.

I'm more surprised with your attitude than his if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?

I'm not quite sure where you work but many companies would take a dim view on that conversation if it happened.

Maybe she works in the sex industry where this kind of thing happens a lot, i could never in a million years picture my boss saying such a thing to me

I think its totally disrespectful towards his staff to be honest

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"I'd expect to be sacked if I said that to a co-worker.

In the 30 years since OP has been working for this company, corporate HR departments have begun to frown on this kind of behaviour.

Hence we no longer pinch secretaries' bottoms, or have Pirelli calendars on the wall.

I had a case where a female, in a male environment found Pirelli calenders offensive and traumatic.

They were removed.

If she'd been subjected to the above...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm more surprised with your attitude than his if I'm honest."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's good your friends with your boss but I'm not sure I'd cross that line if I were you op.

xxx

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By *entleman of GirthMan over a year ago

Forest Row

"Do you believe your boss OP, is it viable that could actually happen in the workplace?

Definetly yes to both."

I've worked out where you work!

The 1970's!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The green arrow says alot

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

I commented early on this thread as I thought it more fantasy than reality though that aside. I can see how a friendship would allow open conversation but you seem accepting that this relationship should allow explicit references especially from your boss. You have cut short people on here for 'bad language' as they cause you offence but not this when it is an act against you where you work?

I do have a question - what would you do if your friendly boss took it a step further and physically invaded your space or asked you for sex, job dependent. Would you still brush it off as office banter and put it down to experience?

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

Just come across this thread whilst on mid morning break with bacon sandwich in hand....

Being self employed with a decorating business you be surprised at some of the things you get told by home alone housewives. Some jobs just turn into sexual innuendo bingo!! Different situation as to working in an office with a naughty conversations. But the same outcome, a very horny decorator!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fantastic post really glad that you have such a great atmosphere at work and all you wingers if you don't like it post something of you own instead of bitching about something that doesn't affect you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

He's a friend too. I like to think friends can confide in me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I commented early on this thread as I thought it more fantasy than reality though that aside. I can see how a friendship would allow open conversation but you seem accepting that this relationship should allow explicit references especially from your boss. You have cut short people on here for 'bad language' as they cause you offence but not this when it is an act against you where you work?

Where have I cut short anyone? I just suggested that people keep the post fun and not judge my boss. He said it all in good taste, there is nothing malice in anything he ever does or says.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just come across this thread whilst on mid morning break with bacon sandwich in hand....

Certainly makes the workplace fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He wouldn't ever put me in a situation that I wouldn't be happy about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?

I'm not quite sure where you work but many companies would take a dim view on that conversation if it happened.

Maybe she works in the sex industry where this kind of thing happens a lot, i could never in a million years picture my boss saying such a thing to me

I think its totally disrespectful towards his staff to be honest

He's a friend too, not just a boss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I worked in a supermarket the girl who shared my office was having an affair with the boss. I liked hearing her stories tbh but the boss was an arse to me. Think he hated the fact whenever he came down to the office I was always there.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fantastic post really glad that you have such a great atmosphere at work and all you wingers if you don't like it post something of you own instead of bitching about something that doesn't affect you"

Couldnt agree more

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Where have I cut short anyone? I just suggested that people keep the post fun and not judge my boss. He said it all in good taste, there is nothing malice in anything he ever does or says."

"He wouldn't ever put me in a situation that I wouldn't be happy about. "

You have done on other threads. I am not about to trawl through your posts to find a quote to post here though you have shown a dislike for ill language against you, so seems strange you'd accept it as fun in the workplace. I would really be interested in knowing what you'd do as you avoided answering, and surprisingly nobody has asked the question. What would you do if he asked you what he asked the customer or came on to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely this thread is getting out of hand.

Is it no longer ok to be close friends with people you work with?

Be they your boss or a colleague?

The OP has never suggested that this sort of conversation should be ok between a boss and staff throughout all work places or that sexual harrassment is acceptable has she?

She has simply mentioned a conversation of a sexual nature between a colleague (who happens to be her boss) that she is close friends with.

Would people be complaining if the OP was a man talking about his male boss telling he shagged someone in his office?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont see the problem, personally its a turn on for me, maybe you should play with him in the office... or take a fab friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????

Such a horny thought... I used to love fecking in my office.

Don't order a new chair... savour it. Even better invite me for a meeting and maybe add more juices to the mix xxx

What appointment time would be convenient for yourself sir?

I work for myself and can always find a space in my schedule for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????

Such a horny thought... I used to love fecking in my office.

Don't order a new chair... savour it. Even better invite me for a meeting and maybe add more juices to the mix xxx

What appointment time would be convenient for yourself sir?

I work for myself and can always find a space in my schedule for you xxx"

Just turn up, I'll fit you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surely this thread is getting out of hand.

Is it no longer ok to be close friends with people you work with?

Be they your boss or a colleague?

The OP has never suggested that this sort of conversation should be ok between a boss and staff throughout all work places or that sexual harrassment is acceptable has she?

She has simply mentioned a conversation of a sexual nature between a colleague (who happens to be her boss) that she is close friends with.

Would people be complaining if the OP was a man talking about his male boss telling he shagged someone in his office?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a thought...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've checked the chair this morning and no leftover stains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youll have to make some then

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By *uslaffMan over a year ago

manchester

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????"

Fa is,the forums most definitely are not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though."

Where's the office and when do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a job here for you in the USA working part time under me

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By *heRealMccoyMan over a year ago

london

Lol bullshit story

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol bullshit story "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

Where's the office and when do you want me?

I'll PM you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of us talk openly with friends who we've known for years, some don't. Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've got a job here for you in the USA working part time under me

Only if I'll have a big leather chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boss told me today that at the weekend, one of his customers sat in my leather office chair and fingered herself while he watched, then she gave him a blowjob.

I was instantly turned on by this thought.

Now it's all I want to do, obviously not with my boss though.

Where's the office and when do you want me?

I'll PM you

I'll just wait here then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd people can't appreciate the sexiness of this scenario then please refrain from slating my boss. He is a good friend to me and you are judging without knowing him.

i would appreciate fun comments, after all, Fab is about fun.

So.....should I go in this morning and order myself a new chair ? ????"

For any normal person in a normal place of work the scenario in the OP would be a sackable offence. It just seemed a bit odd that you couldn't understand why people might think it's a strange scenario.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please excuse me if I'm being ignorant, but I don't see the problem with what happened?

You genuinely don't?

No, I seriously don't. I found it horny, why would I have an issue about it?

I'm not quite sure where you work but many companies would take a dim view on that conversation if it happened.

Seriously ?!

I've been able to retire at 56 from dealing with people like your boss who have acted inappropriately within the workplace.

I'm more surprised with your attitude than his if I'm honest."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok this thread has gotten ridiculous now. I don't get why people don't agree with this. But at the end of the day, all people involved in this were consenting adults.

When you think about it, all that really happened was, someone had sex, someone spoke about sex. Being her boss is irrelevant if they're good friends.

I'm friends with my boss and we talk about sex, or is that ok since were both lads?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

What the fuck? Have you people forgot what site you're on?

The fact that PM has said it made her horny and wants to re-enact it, but not with her boss, kind of hints that she ok with it!!

So why you lot panning about it?

There's not me and PM agree on but this I'm all in chicken, you go find your horny customer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ. All these mentions of HR and the like. Have I somehow found myself on mumsnet by accident ?!

People are shocked that this could happen in a workplace ? Seriously ? As the op states, they are VERY long time friends so conversations can take on any form.

I'm truly shocked that people are shocked about this.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Even if we're on a swingers site it doesn't change the fact this is a forum - a place for discussion and exchanging ideas - as stated previously if it was desired that there was only posts in agreement, it should have been mentioned in the OP. Maybe we should delete the delete any thread not discussing swinging as it's that site.

People have spoken about it from their experience and what would happen if their boss acted in such a way - not criticised the OP or resorted to name calling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Even if we're on a swingers site it doesn't change the fact this is a forum - a place for discussion and exchanging ideas - as stated previously if it was desired that there was only posts in agreement, it should have been mentioned in the OP. Maybe we should delete the delete any thread not discussing swinging as it's that site.

People have spoken about it from their experience and what would happen if their boss acted in such a way - not criticised the OP or resorted to name calling. "

People have very wrongly judged and criticised my boss, but that's fine. This is all a good learning tool on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should just do what he done and tell him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I may well do of the opportunity arose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno about opportunity but i definitely have something rising...

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"Dunno about opportunity but i definitely have something rising..."

Call maintenance, they'll order you a chair.

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By *-4pleasureCouple over a year ago

Belfast

"You should have replied 'I have pissed in your stationary draw and had your pencil up my arse, while several customers came over your yukka'"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would find it intimidating and threatening, and I would no longer wish to work in that environment. It's sexual harassment and it's not appropriate in the workplace. I go to work to work, not to be hit on by colleagues or to have to put up with someone telling me stories like that.

At a larger company I would talk to HR. At a smaller company (I too have worked for small companies with just 4 people) would start looking for a new job. Immediately. On their time.

Hopefully this is an extension of your friendship, and the conversation was just as likely to happen in your home as anywhere else. Hopefully your boss is aware that they should not say similar things to other people who they have not known for 30 years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Tattoo in here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would find it intimidating and threatening, and I would no longer wish to work in that environment. It's sexual harassment and it's not appropriate in the workplace. I go to work to work, not to be hit on by colleagues or to have to put up with someone telling me stories like that.

At a larger company I would talk to HR. At a smaller company (I too have worked for small companies with just 4 people) would start looking for a new job. Immediately. On their time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a larger company I would talk to HR. At a smaller company (I too have worked for small companies with just 4 people) would start looking for a new job. Immediately. On their time.

I'd love to know which bit you're rolling your eyes at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a larger company I would talk to HR. At a smaller company (I too have worked for small companies with just 4 people) would start looking for a new job. Immediately. On their time.

I'd love to know which bit you're rolling your eyes at."

If shes anything like me, probably all of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a larger company I would talk to HR. At a smaller company (I too have worked for small companies with just 4 people) would start looking for a new job. Immediately. On their time.

I'd love to know which bit you're rolling your eyes at.

If shes anything like me, probably all of it"

You think it's appropriate for bosses to have sexual encounters with clients in the workplace and then tell their employee about it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At a larger company I would talk to HR. At a smaller company (I too have worked for small companies with just 4 people) would start looking for a new job. Immediately. On their time.

I'd love to know which bit you're rolling your eyes at.

If shes anything like me, probably all of it

You think it's appropriate for bosses to have sexual encounters with clients in the workplace and then tell their employee about it?"

In a general situation? No.

But she's made it clear numerous times in this thread that she is long time friends with her boss (over 30 years I think she said).

So the real question is, do I think it's appropriate for friends to have sexual encounters with clients in the workplace and then tell their friends about it?

Yes I do, and the location of WHERE this was said has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Two friends spoke about sex in private, that is all there is too is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But she's made it clear numerous times in this thread that she is long time friends with her boss (over 30 years I think she said).

Which is why I split my post into two parts, explained how *I* would feel, and then suggested that I hoped her boss understood that they shouldn't behave that way with people who aren't old friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet I know how the OP negotiates a pay rise! Must be nice working in such a friendly environment. Or if you want extra holiday -there are ways and means. Maybe ask your super friendly on the level boss to get you a cushion pad though, unless the carpet is soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet I know how the OP negotiates a pay rise! Must be nice working in such a friendly environment. Or if you want extra holiday -there are ways and means. Maybe ask your super friendly on the level boss to get you a cushion pad though, unless the carpet is soft

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work. "

^ ah but does your boss really care about being professional if he accepts bj's from customers?

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By *evnorMan over a year ago

normanton

Don't apologise for being turned on by it or offending anyone everyone's different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work. "

I suspect, since your boss is ok with the kind of behaviour you mention in your first post, that your boss doesn't give much of a fuck about professionalism and is therefore likely to give you a pay rise for all kinds of reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This could have gone in stories section, make a great pass time read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

^ exactly! This whole thing I am sorry if this offends seems like fantasist nonsense, great for erotic fiction, or just plain attention grabbing, at the end of the day small or big an company that employs 4 people the boss should not be accepting blowjobs off customers. My local corner shop has about 4 staff shall I go in there and off him one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suspect, since your boss is ok with the kind of behaviour you mention in your first post, that your boss doesn't give much of a fuck about professionalism and is therefore likely to give you a pay rise for all kinds of reasons.

Please don't, it's hard enough to get served quickly as it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

What? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, they'll boss's around the world having all sorts of sexual encounters with people they meet at work. Whether it be the boss of an enterprise, or a self employed tradesmen.

I would even bet there are a few self employed trades men on here that have had a blowjob from a customer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I'd like to know is this....

Is it Politically correct behaviour??

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

I would have replied "That's fine, just don't sniff your nobo board markers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would even bet there are a few self employed trades men on here that have had a blowjob from a customer"

It really doesn't seem extraordinary to hope that individuals will be professional when dealing with others in the course of their business.

However I suspect that yours is the same mindset that one of my old boss' used to have - who suggested to me that I should wear a short skirt and high heels in order to gain more business from customers I visited. I simply replied that if we couldn't get business if I was dressed in flats and trousers (to walk around warehouses...) then we proberbly need to look at how we are doing business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

^ ah but does your boss really care about being professional if he accepts bj's from customers?

Of course he is professional.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To those people who have been against this thread, are you really all telling me that you have never heard of sexual encounters happening in the work place? Bosses and their secretaries? Work colleagues having affairs? Your telling me in the large companies where hundreds of people work, that nothing ever happens?

Because I for one, know that it does go on, both from my own experience of working in larger firms and from other people who work within large organisations.

So those of you who don't believe this goes on, you must be very naïve or you go around with your eyes closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

I would even bet there are a few self employed trades men on here that have had a blowjob from a customer"

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

Why not, he might enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Excuse me

A pay rise would be based purely upon my professional capabilities and standard of work.

Excuse me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not against the thread. I just don't agree it's horny. I think it's insulting. Yes I've certainly heard about naughty encounters in the workplace, but that's not the emphasis of your original post. I'm speaking only for myself now, but I don't think it's acceptable or professional. You do. Others do. It's ok, we just have a difference of opinion, we don't have to try to change each other's stance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To those people who have been against this thread, are you really all telling me that you have never heard of sexual encounters happening in the work place? Bosses and their secretaries? Work colleagues having affairs? Your telling me in the large companies where hundreds of people work, that nothing ever happens?

Because I for one, know that it does go on, both from my own experience of working in larger firms and from other people who work within large organisations.

So those of you who don't believe this goes on, you must be very naïve or you go around with your eyes closed.

Yeah - and I don't think it's professional for them to be having sex at work either (with clients or colleagues), or wanking at work, or bragging to colleagues about any of those things happening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I for one, know that it does go on, both from my own experience of working in larger firms and from other people who work within large organisations.

So those of you who don't believe this goes on, you must be very naïve or you go around with your eyes closed.

Yeah - and I don't think it's professional for them to be having sex at work either (with clients or colleagues), or wanking at work, or bragging to colleagues about any of those things happening."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He wasn't bragging. He was telling me, as frirnds do tell each other things. I leeinally found it very horny, hence my post.

But this is the forums, and people are allowed to disagree.

I know my boss is vey professional in his work. He has an excellent reputation in his business, with both staff and customers alike.

I know he did nothing out of order, and did nothing that doesn't happen in a lot of other work places.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He wasn't bragging. He was telling me, as frirnds do tell each other things. I leeinally found it very horny, hence my post.

But this is the forums, and people are allowed to disagree.

I know my boss is vey professional in his work. He has an excellent reputation in his business, with both staff and customers alike.

I know he did nothing out of order, and did nothing that doesn't happen in a lot of other work places.

"
Damn typos lol...he was telling me as friends do tell each other. I personally found it horny

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