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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??"
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way  |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"Are meets always that much work? I'm not jumping through hoops for anyone!
is that because you cant fit through said hoop  "
Okay, that's not the point. Even if I could fit through said hoop..... |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"You got a meet? !!!!
yes surprisingly i did but it didn't work out because i brought a hoop with me and she refused believe it or not to jump through it for me "
Sounds like a wise one....we're all sick of you guys and all your unreasonable demands. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Are meets always that much work? I'm not jumping through hoops for anyone!
is that because you cant fit through said hoop
Okay, that's not the point. Even if I could fit through said hoop..... "
could so its now forgone conclusion then .
one look at what I'm packing and you will do just above anything for a feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You got a meet? !!!!
yes surprisingly i did but it didn't work out because i brought a hoop with me and she refused believe it or not to jump through it for me
Sounds like a wise one....we're all sick of you guys and all your unreasonable demands. "
well I dont demand much, not even suggesting anal..but I do like your eye...can I make it more pink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You got a meet? !!!!
yes surprisingly i did but it didn't work out because i brought a hoop with me and she refused believe it or not to jump through it for me
Sounds like a wise one....we're all sick of you guys and all your unreasonable demands.
well I dont demand much, not even suggesting anal..but I do like your eye...can I make it more pink?"
I just choked on me penguin, reading that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs. Clean knickers?
Does turning them inside out after wearing them all week count?"
And if you turn them round front to back, you can get another week out of them  |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"You got a meet? !!!!
yes surprisingly i did but it didn't work out because i brought a hoop with me and she refused believe it or not to jump through it for me
Sounds like a wise one....we're all sick of you guys and all your unreasonable demands.
well I dont demand much, not even suggesting anal..but I do like your eye...can I make it more pink?
I just choked on me penguin, reading that "
Same here  haha...I like my eye too. Pink's never been my colour.... |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop 
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor "
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
staffordshire |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week "
Provides for easier access |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week
Provides for easier access "
yes but the problem is they don't drop on command if the elastics gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You got a meet? !!!!
yes surprisingly i did but it didn't work out because i brought a hoop with me and she refused believe it or not to jump through it for me
Sounds like a wise one....we're all sick of you guys and all your unreasonable demands.
well I dont demand much, not even suggesting anal..but I do like your eye...can I make it more pink?
I just choked on me penguin, reading that "
...I was thinking of drawing her eye and enhancing the pinks...totally innocent and I dunno whats even so biscuit gobblingly shocking about it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You got a meet? !!!!
yes surprisingly i did but it didn't work out because i brought a hoop with me and she refused believe it or not to jump through it for me
Sounds like a wise one....we're all sick of you guys and all your unreasonable demands.
well I dont demand much, not even suggesting anal..but I do like your eye...can I make it more pink?
I just choked on me penguin, reading that
Same here haha...I like my eye too. Pink's never been my colour...."
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
staffordshire |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week
Provides for easier access
yes but the problem is they don't drop on command if the elastics gone "
Far too picky. Ill just do without |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week
Provides for easier access
yes but the problem is they don't drop on command if the elastics gone
Far too picky. Ill just do without "
see what I mean you just want it all your own way and I'm just not that kind of guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to. "
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
staffordshire |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week
Provides for easier access
yes but the problem is they don't drop on command if the elastics gone
Far too picky. Ill just do without
see what I mean you just want it all your own way and I'm just not that kind of guy "
Its all about compromise |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along "
Don't call me pink eye! It'll stick! .....actually, bad choice of words there...... |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You dont get to make requests like that
you telling me I'm not in charge here where that hoop
Im no good at hula hooping. They just fall to the floor
what the elastic gone in your nickers again did I warn you about that last week
Provides for easier access
yes but the problem is they don't drop on command if the elastics gone
Far too picky. Ill just do without
see what I mean you just want it all your own way and I'm just not that kind of guy
Its all about compromise "
oh I can do that I even share |
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"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way "
It was a couple having a go at single guys  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way
It was a couple having a go at single guys "
i know but come on its all about the hoops |
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"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way
It was a couple having a go at single guys
i know but come on its all about the hoops "
No hoops, just bored of the same old same old |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way
It was a couple having a go at single guys
i know but come on its all about the hoops
No hoops, just bored of the same old same old"
aren't we all but humour easies the tension no offence meant just having fun xxx |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"If it wasnt the fact it was a burning hoop of fire us ladies could burn our bits if we slipped jumping through said hoop "
I will waver the hoop jumping for you if you promise to serve me tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll be wanting us to brush our teeth next.
i was getting to that and washing behind your ears
Fuck sake! Do you want a fuck or not??
depends on my mood and time of the month "
Look, you're supposed to be begging me by now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along "
You rock crude and vulgar |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You'll be wanting us to brush our teeth next.
i was getting to that and washing behind your ears
Fuck sake! Do you want a fuck or not??
depends on my mood and time of the month
Look, you're supposed to be begging me by now. "
really not with that attitude I'm not don't you know fabs a mans world |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"If it wasnt the fact it was a burning hoop of fire us ladies could burn our bits if we slipped jumping through said hoop
I will waver the hoop jumping for you if you promise to serve me tea "
spose you want cake with the tea as well m'lord |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along
Don't call me pink eye! It'll stick! .....actually, bad choice of words there...... "
lol I meant when typing pink eye came along in my brain!  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"If it wasnt the fact it was a burning hoop of fire us ladies could burn our bits if we slipped jumping through said hoop
I will waver the hoop jumping for you if you promise to serve me tea spose you want cake with the tea as well m'lord"
of coarse don't forget you maids outfit |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along
Don't call me pink eye! It'll stick! .....actually, bad choice of words there......
lol I meant when typing pink eye came along in my brain! "
hahaha....sorry, I'm just getting all paranoid now.... |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"You'll be wanting us to brush our teeth next.
i was getting to that and washing behind your ears
Fuck sake! Do you want a fuck or not??
depends on my mood and time of the month
Look, you're supposed to be begging me by now.
really not with that attitude I'm not don't you know fabs a mans world "
You're lucky nobody replies to our messages or we just wouldn't put up with this treatment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along
Don't call me pink eye! It'll stick! .....actually, bad choice of words there......
lol I meant when typing pink eye came along in my brain!
hahaha....sorry, I'm just getting all paranoid now.... "
oh dont be para...I'm liking your pics...and gave myself pink eye |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You'll be wanting us to brush our teeth next.
i was getting to that and washing behind your ears
Fuck sake! Do you want a fuck or not??
depends on my mood and time of the month
Look, you're supposed to be begging me by now.
really not with that attitude I'm not don't you know fabs a mans world
You're lucky nobody replies to our messages or we just wouldn't put up with this treatment. "
look I cant reply to every message I get even the polite non fancy a fuck kind there just isn't enough hours in the day to do that |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"You'll be wanting us to brush our teeth next.
i was getting to that and washing behind your ears
Fuck sake! Do you want a fuck or not??
depends on my mood and time of the month
Look, you're supposed to be begging me by now.
really not with that attitude I'm not don't you know fabs a mans world
You're lucky nobody replies to our messages or we just wouldn't put up with this treatment.
look I cant reply to every message I get even the polite non fancy a fuck kind there just isn't enough hours in the day to do that "
That's just an excuse. Be honest, you guys get a bit of attention, maybe a couple of hobnobs and then suddenly you've all got egos the size of China. This place is shit. I'm going Unlos.
No one better try and stop me. |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along
Don't call me pink eye! It'll stick! .....actually, bad choice of words there......
lol I meant when typing pink eye came along in my brain!
hahaha....sorry, I'm just getting all paranoid now....
oh dont be para...I'm liking your pics...and gave myself pink eye "
I'm very flattered and must admit, that's a new one on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'll wear smelly knickers if I bloody well want to.
though I did pick up on the 'bloody' aspect of this earlier but thought it too crude n vulgar...till pink eye came along
Don't call me pink eye! It'll stick! .....actually, bad choice of words there......
lol I meant when typing pink eye came along in my brain!
hahaha....sorry, I'm just getting all paranoid now....
oh dont be para...I'm liking your pics...and gave myself pink eye
I'm very flattered and must admit, that's a new one on me "
Yeah...it would have been nice 'ON' you hehe...running outta kitchen roll...cos am cheap. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You'll be wanting us to brush our teeth next.
i was getting to that and washing behind your ears
Fuck sake! Do you want a fuck or not??
depends on my mood and time of the month
Look, you're supposed to be begging me by now.
really not with that attitude I'm not don't you know fabs a mans world
You're lucky nobody replies to our messages or we just wouldn't put up with this treatment.
look I cant reply to every message I get even the polite non fancy a fuck kind there just isn't enough hours in the day to do that
That's just an excuse. Be honest, you guys get a bit of attention, maybe a couple of hobnobs and then suddenly you've all got egos the size of China. This place is shit. I'm going Unlos.
No one better try and stop me. "
why would I stop you going unlos you woman are like buses there be another one along in a minute willing to jump through hoops to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way "
You have read the other thread I take it? The one where the vast majority of posters actively come out on the side of the 'poor beleaguered single male' you so frequently harp on about? |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Please tell me you didnt have someone show up on a meet ...not clean??
no every woman I've ever met has been spotlessly clean . I'm being a sod with this post as someone is having a go at single guys in another post on here tonight so I'm evening the score in a cheeky way
You have read the other thread I take it? The one where the vast majority of posters actively come out on the side of the 'poor beleaguered single male' you so frequently harp on about? "
that's just like a woman no moaning leading up to the fun its all laughter no drama but the minute the funs on going its drama time especially if your having fun and a laugh with other women |
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