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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

"Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good. Direct it at the men that actually want to fuck you.

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Good. Direct it at the men that actually want to fuck you."

He has a point! We all get it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

I'm guessing that 95% of the guys who send that kinda message don't visit the forums too much !

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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

"Good. Direct it at the men that actually want to fuck you."

Well there's no polite way to put it really, I'm sure you wouldn't use such an attractive hook for a first message to a couple anyhoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

I'm guessing that 95% of the guys who send that kinda message don't visit the forums too much ! "

I agree

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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unless you message me with that, and you are 2 males. then you might have some success.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"unless you message me with that, and you are 2 males. then you might have some success.

And me

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By *Ollyinone.Man over a year ago

Warks.

Doubt those 'gents' use the forums! They struggle with sentence structure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take it you would say yes if a woman would send it lol.

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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

"I take it you would say yes if a woman would send it lol."

Actually no! It works both ways. Show some respect and some real interest, a bit of effort and there's more of a chance

Mr M x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

thats weird because sometimes that works..there are a lot of different types of people on fab all wanting something different things...

I'll agree..I'd read a profile properly before a cut n paste message like that.

so the advice...thanks...it's read by a very small fraction of fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be honest OP, I get fucking ridiculous messages from couples at times...and guess who it appears is at the helm?...

yup...Mr Hubby...sitting there enjoying my pics and decides to send a "fancy fucking my wife" message..I'll agree in principle...dependant on my actual desire to and when I clearly have the females verification that she is even present.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

TBH I hate it too when someone omits the "?" from the end of a question. I don't blame you for blocking them.

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Good. Direct it at the men that actually want to fuck you.

He has a point! We all get it..."

Yep, had the same message..from a couple

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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

"To be honest OP, I get fucking ridiculous messages from couples at times...and guess who it appears is at the helm?...

We both use the account, so it could be either one of us who reads the messages first, we both have much more tact than that.

We recently opened up the filters as we were looking for a guy to join us for fun but rapidly got turned off from the idea after the amount of blunt messages, one guy even offered us cash just to get his paws on Mrs M....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be honest OP, I get fucking ridiculous messages from couples at times...and guess who it appears is at the helm?...

We both use the account, so it could be either one of us who reads the messages first, we both have much more tact than that.

times are 'hard' for everyone these days

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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

"To be honest OP, I get fucking ridiculous messages from couples at times...and guess who it appears is at the helm?...

We both use the account, so it could be either one of us who reads the messages first, we both have much more tact than that.

times are 'hard' for everyone these days

Not hard enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe I'm weird but I don't think "Fancy a threesome" is a bad message.

It wouldn't offend me or piss me off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most of the messages we get from couples are crap. 'Wanna fuck with us' is a recent favourite, and not untypical.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Fancy a threesome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To interest my body, you need to stimulate my mind .... and messages like 'Hi how are you?' 'Want to sit on my face?' Or any of the hundreds of one line no brainers don't do it for me I'm afraid. I want the person contacting me to show awareness of me as a human being. Not a substitute for his blow up sheep or 'Pamela Handerson' ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Just sent you a message. You've blocked and deleted me....oh hang on!!!!

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

A message would be nice

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Obviously you want more than a threesome?

Fancy a mass orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that hard to speak with manners, respect & tact

After some messages I have received on here, probably for some people lol

Nice to meet you m and m

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By *weetChariotMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

"To interest my body, you need to stimulate my mind .... and messages like 'Hi how are you?' 'Want to sit on my face?' Or any of the hundreds of one line no brainers don't do it for me I'm afraid. I want the person contacting me to show awareness of me as a human being. Not a substitute for his blow up sheep or 'Pamela Handerson' ??"

"substitute for his blow up sheep" ... That had me laugh out loud, which at 7am is unusual. ... Superb start to weekend, thanks. X

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Most of the messages we get from couples are crap. 'Wanna fuck with us' is a recent favourite, and not untypical."

Most couples profiles are crap though, no pics of the guy apart from maybe a closeup cock shot yet they want to meet for full swap?

Loads of indentikit cock, foofoo, arse, & tit shots that give little away as to what the person actually bloody looks like as a whole.

Also like it or not most couples are here at the guys request on profiles run by guys. We get loads of "I wanna fuck your Mrs" "I'd love to play with your Mrs" etc.etc. Rarely "Nice pics, we would like to" or "We wouldn't mind meeting you guys?" And these are from well verified couple accounts! Guess what? "Bugger Off!"

It's our biggest issue with couple play & is why we don't do it often.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I almost got a three sum last night just needed 2 more people

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I almost got a three sum last night just needed 2 more people "

Well you did better than me, I've been awake since 2am with a puking daughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"unless you message me with that, and you are 2 males. then you might have some success.

And me

????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Doubt the guys who send you those types of messages are forum posters?

As most of us guys in here are pretty switched on.

So address your advice to those who actually message you as its a wasted post here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Unless you are us , in which case as long as we see your face pic and it's likely we will connect .

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By *GLuke86Man over a year ago

Hampshire

"unless you message me with that, and you are 2 males. then you might have some success.

And me

I find fancy a coffee works

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I almost got a three sum last night just needed 2 more people "

Haha! Me too, and I was in a swing club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I almost got a three sum last night just needed 2 more people

Well you did better than me, I've been awake since 2am with a puking daughter

Not good at least you've the weekend to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Unless you are us , in which case as long as we see your face pic and it's likely we will connect .

Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Would "Do you yoghourt on a first meet?" work better?

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By *inkybabe1109Couple over a year ago

Barnsley

We have had much worse than that from guys. Like 'can I make your wife pregnant', now that one got a polite message back of blocked you arse. And he was blocked. Being polite takes nothing and being a bit flirty may help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally agree with you on this so annoying as well as you 'horny' Wtf no !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm curious, do you ever message anyone first or wait for them to message you first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"unless you message me with that, and you are 2 males. then you might have some success.

Looks like I need to get a male friend on here

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"unless you message me with that, and you are 2 males. then you might have some success.

Looks like I need to get a male friend on here"

i have plenty of male 'friends'. waiting on my main one to move back to chorley next week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couples often send that very message to us unicorns xxx

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By *xyzptlk088Man over a year ago

Galway

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

OK we get it you are not a single male so you can have your faux indignation and get all high and mighty about the big bad "single guys". Pat yourselves on the back at a job well done,hopefully someone will start a thread about sarcasm soon and I can link you to it.

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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

I'd be happy to start one on your behalf

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By *XMandMXx OP Couple over a year ago

swindon

""Fancy a threesome"

Is going to get you blocked and deleted not red hot sex!!!

Thanks in Advance!!

Obviously you want more than a threesome?

Fancy a mass orgy? "

When are you free??

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