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As is the answer - you cant. There is no secret signal, handshake item of clothing or jewellery.
Whilst people may swing they dont necessarily want to advertise it or be approached randomly and asked about it. |
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"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"
There are usually tell tale signs
stalking of corridors whilst waiting for a female/couple to appear , followed by grunts of appreciation
followed by strange looks from the single lady/couple in said corridor . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x
Why do you want to know? What are you going to do about it?"
Well I generally look for the length of the arms.. that shows how long they have been swinging for... but it depends what they have been swinging on |
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You could always use the "who's near" facility..
Perhaps the site could modify it to be like the sensor in the film Aliens....
Then you could wander the corridors of your hotel screaming "they're all around us man...their in the walls.... They're in the ceilings!! "...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...  |
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"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing... "
and where is it you holiday exactly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...
and where is it you holiday exactly?"
It was in a family resort hotel in Bulgaria, 4yrs ago x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...
and where is it you holiday exactly?
It was in a family resort hotel in Bulgaria, 4yrs ago x"
Haha nice like your style |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...
and where is it you holiday exactly?
It was in a family resort hotel in Bulgaria, 4yrs ago x
Haha nice like your style"
We didn't tell them though until the last day of our holiday lol... You know when you say, let's stay in touch etc, will visit.. Well that's when we shared our secret... Still friends now lol.. |
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All these replies giving me the giggles on a boring Monday , ps you can't spot them , Ww know have stayed in plenty , we normally put on profile when and where we are staying , not had much luck that way , will get wife to seduce guy in bar next time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact.
Or a rat? Coincidence?"
not being judgemental here ,but would said rat be a guy hiding his secret from his wife or girlfriend. |
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While walking through the hotel occasionally yell out "Marco!" All the vanilla people will think you're just a bit odd but swingers will know what's up and eventually one will reply "polo!" Then the game is on, follow the call and bob's your uncle, try it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact. "
Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8
No science was harmed in the preparation of this post |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact.
That means they must be in my garden then! 
It's bloody freezing in your garden."
Watch out for the bramble trap!  |
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"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact.
Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8
No science was harmed in the preparation of this post "
So he'll get someone with nothing from shins down, or nothing from shoulders up? |
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By *.1079Man
over a year ago
Lincolnshire |
"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact.
That means they must be in my garden then!
It's bloody freezing in your garden.
Watch out for the bramble trap! "
To late thanks for the warning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact.
Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8
No science was harmed in the preparation of this post
So he'll get someone with nothing from shins down, or nothing from shoulders up? "
Genius... OP just look for the one missing a head or feet guaranteed swinger spotting technique  |
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"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.
True fact.
Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8
No science was harmed in the preparation of this post
So he'll get someone with nothing from shins down, or nothing from shoulders up?
Genius... OP just look for the one missing a head or feet guaranteed swinger spotting technique "
In fact there is further evidence. Just look at all the profile pics on Fab. 90% don't show the head, well this is why! |
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Truth is, most people don't want spotting most of the time. If they want to be, they will go to a club or social or organise something through here. Just being spotted at random times would be a nightmare imo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be."
It's those t-shirts that say 'we're swingers' give a slight hint. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.
It's those t-shirts that say 'we're swingers' give a slight hint. "
Yes, it's definitely that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking 
Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car.... "
I thought the fish badges were born again Christians? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.
Is it the glass bowl they put on the counter at reception?
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I'll tell you about them at the social. |
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"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking
Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car....
I thought the fish badges were born again Christians?"
ooops that might explain the odd reaction we got........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In big hotels in major cities, why would you bother looking for swingers? I used to work away and stay in loads of hotels, mid week it's even better, just target the stressed looking business types. Junior management types on their one big course to step up are often fun. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.
Is it the glass bowl they put on the counter at reception?
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I'll tell you about them at the social."
You'll have to whisper them really close to my ear, they are really noisy these socials 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lime to think a ankle chain may be a sign. .. just need to compliment the wearer and see if you avoid getting a slap"
Unfortunately 87.375% of swingers don't wear ankle chains while 3.219% of non swingers do.
Still want to know why the OP wants to spot swingers in the vanilla world? |
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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago
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"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking
Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car....
I thought the fish badges were born again Christians?"
Well we don't take the badge off our car when we go to club. Never caused us any problems or worked against us. Probably also reduces the chances of being pulled over by plod and asked tricky questions when driving home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x
More than one BIG bag for an overnight stay, the others probably got club clothing and toys in. We'll ours has
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Ha ha ha yep thinking of it, I usually have my big work overnight bag on wheels, then my massive bag of filth, and my hand bag, I look like a packhorse, and am staying for one night.
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"
They leave a do not disturb sign on their door.
Just knock on the door with the super secret swingers knock and they'll welcome you right in.
Seasoned swingers do the knock naked.
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