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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea "
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count? 
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eve has been the best blow job I've had by far.. and I'm not just saying that for husband points haha.
But we've been together 10 years so she knows what I like, not taking anything away from her skills.
She definitely has a black belt in blow jobs. 
Adam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting to see which girl claims to be the best and loves local to me.
I'll have to find out and verify her claims "
I think that's probably what the OP is thinking too |
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I have been told i am amazing at blows jobs. Thing is with this forum post everybody is going to say they are amazing at sucking cock and excuse the pun blowing their own trumpet. Nobody is going to say they are crap at it are they. Maybe it would of been better if the forum post was the best blow job you have had on fab x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the only fair way to come to a conclusion is to have trials.
I shall see all you ladies at 6 when I finish work. 
please form an orderly line.. and no pushing.
Adam  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure what I'll be doing whilst Adam is busy with his experiment.
Although it occurs to me that I have only sucked two men and that's certainly not enough to determine whether I can indeed suck a dick well.
I may have to conduct my own experiment. I shall have to suck more men, collect honest feedback and compare results.
So if any sexy men would like to step up and take part in my experiment..
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant honestly say everyone is different and lets be honest no decent fella is gonna slate a woman on the way she sucks his cock but ive never had a bad one just saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm totally shit at it so need lots more practice especially with hot gorgeous men. . .
Are there Any men selfless enough to lend me their bodies for practice sessions??  |
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"Not sure what I'll be doing whilst Adam is busy with his experiment.
Although it occurs to me that I have only sucked two men and that's certainly not enough to determine whether I can indeed suck a dick well.
I may have to conduct my own experiment. I shall have to suck more men, collect honest feedback and compare results.
So if any sexy men would like to step up and take part in my experiment..
Eve. X"
Whilst adam is busy if you find any nice hot bi men give me a shout and i could join you eve. Imagine the men wanting a double blowjob of us both hehe x x |
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"I'm totally shit at it so need lots more practice especially with hot gorgeous men. . .
Are there Any men selfless enough to lend me their bodies for practice sessions?? "
I would love to! But unfortunately I'm past your "Best before" date....  |
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"I may have to conduct my own experiment. I shall have to suck more men, collect honest feedback and compare results.
So if any sexy men would like to step up and take part in my experiment..
Eve. X"
I'd love to be in that queue, Eve x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christ no. I've got better things to do with my time. I like giving them, the people I give them to seem to like receiving them and that's enough for me. I'm not interested in making it a competition. |
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By *igwilly2k OP Man
over a year ago
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That's not true! I'm always ohnest! Im that ohnest... And kinky.... I'm happy for someone to teach me how to give the perfect one so I can mark out of 10 when I get them, now can't say fair than that Natalie!! Any offers!?  |
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Don't guy's only say the woman's blowjob skills are the "best they ever had" just incase they need an empty in the future... "
Dam right, it's a brave man that criticises a bj when a woman's got her teeth that close to his cock  |
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"Read our verifications. Guys come to our gloryhole and last less than a minute. I think that speaks for itself lol"
That does sound impressive, right enough, pity I didn't use Fab when I lived in Colchester |
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Hubby says I'm the best at giving blow jobs that he's ever had...but he has to say that really.
I tried to practice as much as possible when I was single. One guy actually scored my performance 8/10 whilst he was still recovering on my bed and told me he'd had better. He didn't get a repeat performance. |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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Perhaps I shouldn't say this - but I will  I've had some amazing blowjobs from guys and the best were from straight and bi guys - with a few I've cum in a couple of minutes - just amazing technique. Either it's because they know the 'territory' and effect or they have been learning from their partners. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I start getting bored after, like, 30 seconds. It would be really ideal if all cocks had a tiny little TV screen on them, so at least I could watch Netflix or something while I'm at it
Just kidding....I absolutely love giving blowjobs with a passion. Cocksucking is such a thrill and I adore the intoxicating power involved in having my mouth around a guys genitals. I think I'm pretty accomplished and sexually skilled at giving head and giving a blowjob is simply hot, and it really really arouses me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love too suck not all cocks tho a thick cock that fills my mouth and actually shuts me up for a bit
Ill happily test the theory! "
Actually your penis looks quite satisfying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love too suck not all cocks tho a thick cock that fills my mouth and actually shuts me up for a bit
Ill happily test the theory!
Actually your penis looks quite satisfying "
Your more than welcome to come satisfy yourself with it... |
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"I'm rubbish anyone wanting to teach me
Eve is an excellent teacher.. I don't mind being the guinea pig.
Adam "
This has been a dream of mine since I saw you... being taught how to properly suck a great cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm totally shit at it so need lots more practice especially with hot gorgeous men. . .
Are there Any men selfless enough to lend me their bodies for practice sessions?? "
Snap I'm totally useless at bjs to x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm rubbish anyone wanting to teach me
Eve is an excellent teacher.. I don't mind being the guinea pig.
Adam
This has been a dream of mine since I saw you... being taught how to properly suck a great cock "
Hahah cheers bud.. but there is nothing great about my cock
Adam. |
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"I'm rubbish anyone wanting to teach me
Eve is an excellent teacher.. I don't mind being the guinea pig.
Adam
This has been a dream of mine since I saw you... being taught how to properly suck a great cock
Hahah cheers bud.. but there is nothing great about my cock
Adam."
As a curious guy with a very particular taste in men, I've never been able to quite quantify it but you're pretty close and your cock definitely counts toward Adam! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count?
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X"
Fancy a suck off
Let's get the cocktails flowing x |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count?
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X
Fancy a suck off
Let's get the cocktails flowing x"
Could we add this as a new sport for the Olympic Games? Or the subject of a a new programme to challenge the Great British Bake Off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm rubbish anyone wanting to teach me
Eve is an excellent teacher.. I don't mind being the guinea pig.
Adam
This has been a dream of mine since I saw you... being taught how to properly suck a great cock
Hahah cheers bud.. but there is nothing great about my cock
Adam.
As a curious guy with a very particular taste in men, I've never been able to quite quantify it but you're pretty close and your cock definitely counts toward Adam! "
Ahh.. well. Thank you haha
Adam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the best blow jobs ive ever had was from a lady I met here on FAB oh my days....
To be honest though I have been blessed with some extremely good blow jobs from others too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea"
A Dyson will leave you with bruises that might be a hidden message there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex husband said I was 11/10 for giving blow jobs.
I was thinking of having a certificate printed up to hang on the wall.
He also said I was a plank in bed.
Can't have it all I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count?
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X
Fancy a suck off
Let's get the cocktails flowing x"
You're on! Count me in.
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count?
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X
Fancy a suck off
Let's get the cocktails flowing x
Could we add this as a new sport for the Olympic Games? Or the subject of a a new programme to challenge the Great British Bake Off? "
Ha ha the great British suck off. I love it!
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count?
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X
Fancy a suck off
Let's get the cocktails flowing x
Could we add this as a new sport for the Olympic Games? Or the subject of a a new programme to challenge the Great British Bake Off?
Ha ha the great British suck off. I love it!
Eve. X"
Mary Berry - That's a great technique. I love the smooth gliding movement!
Paul Hollywood - Too much drizzle which has given a serious, soggy bottom.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"didn't realise it was a competition..
however, you should look at those who say 'she sucked like a dyson', that should give you some idea
I definitely suck like a Dyson when it comes to drinking cocktails through those teeny tiny straws. Does that count?
Although I don't make the same amount of noise so maybe not..
Eve. X
Fancy a suck off
Let's get the cocktails flowing x
Could we add this as a new sport for the Olympic Games? Or the subject of a a new programme to challenge the Great British Bake Off?
Ha ha the great British suck off. I love it!
Eve. X
Mary Berry - That's a great technique. I love the smooth gliding movement!
Paul Hollywood - Too much drizzle which has given a serious, soggy bottom.
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Ha ha ha perfect! I can hear them saying it. 
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would never claim to be the best as whats good for one person isnt going to be good for another.
Had a guy tell my partner once that his missus was going to give him the best bj. I thought from his head thrown back and the moaning that she must be good. Till he stopped her as she was shreadding him with her teeth  |
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