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over a year ago
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Hehehe, an elderly bloke was walikg his dog by a canal, I was going doggy style, he walked by, I couldn't think of anything else to say but hello, he just nodded as if was the most common thing in the world |
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We were at it doggy style on the verge of a field in the middle of the country side.
All of a sudden "Good afternoon" from a woman on horseback who'd come from behind us, she was directly along side looking down and grinning as she rode past.
We just returned her greeting and started laughing.
That bloody horse must have had carpet slippers on. 
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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago
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In the back of a van on the North yorks Moors in the early hours, car stops in front of the van. Managed to get decent and get out leaving a naked fem under my coat to be confronted by the old bill "just come from the back have you" said the officer in a broad Yorks accent  |
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I wa sucking this guys cock in some secluded woods ,or so we thought, when this dog came bounding out of the trees and started to sniff the guys bum as he was near to cuming he just kept on shoving it in my mouth ,the owener of the dog walked up put on the dogs leed and draged it off ,needless to say i still got my reward |
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I was with a my lady friend a fair few years ago in our car parked up in a gateway to a field. It was mid summer, just around sunset when we were both in the 69 position, with her on top wearing nothing but knee high boots. We were both unaware that two landrovers had pulled up to come out of the field. They had parked, got out , opened the gate and gently tapped on the window before we noticed..... We both jumped out of our skin. We quiclky moved the car to let them out,giggling at their amused looks, then returned into the spot and continued with a very horny and energetic session.
We obviously both got off on being caught and have always enjoyed a bit of exhibitionism ever since. |
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we were in a car down a country lane when there was a tap on the window scrabbling furiously to cover up i opened the window and there stood two young policemen ,evening they said everything ok ,naked i just said yes thank you ,have you heard any noise down here ,only what ive been making i said like an idiot ,enjoy the rest of your evening they said and walked off ,i almost died giggling and we did enjoy the rest of the evening lol xx |
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Ok so long story but bear with us.....
There was this incident a few years ago where I, Mrs FG was nearing the end of my marriage and separated from twat-chops and I was having amazing sexual relations with Mr FG. (believe me, after twat-chops, anything could be described as amazing!)
One morning in the marital home (that under twat-chops instruction I was not allowed to have anyone to visit) and he was staying at his mothers, I had decided to take the risk that Mr FG could stay beyond 6am.....
That decision was poor as at 7.30am twat-chops arrived on the door step attempting to get in with his key. I in my clever mind the night before had left my key in the front door.
Anyway, shortly before, Mr FG had decided he needed his morning bowel vacation and had visited the bathroom....
So after a big panic of whether to risk getting Mr FG out the back door, or to hide him, we settled on him hiding under my 4 year old sons bed as we really had no other option.
I let twat-chops in and he storms around throwing the wardrobe open demanding to know what was going on. I tell him I don't know what he's on about and then he comments on the smell eminating from the bathroom. Much to my amusement which I tried immensley hard to hide the smile I had to reply with "oh, i've got a bad stomach at the moment". He left shortly after in a foul mood, unable to prove a thing.... |
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