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By *wayman OP Man
over a year ago
newcastle |
So I'd agreed to meet the loveliest lady for some outdoor play.
Now we don't have a good track record with ourdoor play, although we have enjoyed it. There was the time I broke a fence climbing over it, for instance.
This time though, it was fantastic. A huge field, no-one to disturb us, a cane to use on her, a camera to record the effects and some orgasms for her that were spectacular to watch....
Except....
Except the outdoor demon came back to haunt us. Climb back over the wall, and there's a steep bank down to the road.
So I lean on a silver birch tree in front of me. It's about a hand's span in width. And it snaps. Like a twig. Sending me head first down the bank on my knees. Comical doesn't cover it.
Explaining the muddy knees away in the office was interesting, to say the least.
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Cant beat that...but stumbling around a room with my eyes squeezed shut,someone giggling at my inability to find a towel to wipe away their spunk,still makes me chuckle!
