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over a year ago
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We once arranged a hotel meeting without first having a social, Mrs. looked stunning,
Chap turns up, admitted to the room, Mrs walks toward him looking classy with a glass of something dry and bubbly in each hand.
Guy takes one look and tells Mrs. Sorry love you're far too old I don't like blonde highlights and you're not good looking enough.
Cue stunned silence. With that he turned and left.
Mrs and me were left speechless.
Upshot being once the dust had settled we polished off two bottles of bubbly and Shagged like bunnies into the early hours.
And that is why we now always insist on a social meet.
Lesson learned the hard way. |
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"We once arranged a hotel meeting without first having a social, Mrs. looked stunning,
Chap turns up, admitted to the room, Mrs walks toward him looking classy with a glass of something dry and bubbly in each hand.
Guy takes one look and tells Mrs. Sorry love you're far too old I don't like blonde highlights and you're not good looking enough.
Cue stunned silence. With that he turned and left.
Mrs and me were left speechless.
Upshot being once the dust had settled we polished off two bottles of bubbly and Shagged like bunnies into the early hours.
And that is why we now always insist on a social meet.
Lesson learned the hard way. "
Jeez! That's awful!! Poor Mrs
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Yes, she was a bit shocked, good thing is she bounces back really quickly and we got down to business
At least he turned up, there are many who won't / don't. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"We once arranged a hotel meeting without first having a social, Mrs. looked stunning,
Chap turns up, admitted to the room, Mrs walks toward him looking classy with a glass of something dry and bubbly in each hand.
Guy takes one look and tells Mrs. Sorry love you're far too old I don't like blonde highlights and you're not good looking enough.
Cue stunned silence. With that he turned and left.
Mrs and me were left speechless.
Upshot being once the dust had settled we polished off two bottles of bubbly and Shagged like bunnies into the early hours.
And that is why we now always insist on a social meet.
Lesson learned the hard way. "
holly fucking sit I would have deck him with out even fucking thinking , you take you life in your own hands when you insult someone who means something to me . insult me by al means but never insult those I care about .nothing makes the red mist descend quicker than someone doing that . |
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"Just wondering who's had a swinging fail.Good,bad,just plain embarrassing or really funny. I'd love to hear "
I'd be amazed if someone says they haven't had at least one bad experience |
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"We once arranged a hotel meeting without first having a social, Mrs. looked stunning,
Chap turns up, admitted to the room, Mrs walks toward him looking classy with a glass of something dry and bubbly in each hand.
Guy takes one look and tells Mrs. Sorry love you're far too old I don't like blonde highlights and you're not good looking enough.
Cue stunned silence. With that he turned and left.
Mrs and me were left speechless.
Upshot being once the dust had settled we polished off two bottles of bubbly and Shagged like bunnies into the early hours.
And that is why we now always insist on a social meet.
Lesson learned the hard way. "
How awful ! Surely pics were exchanged and he knew who he was meeting ...
Yes sometimes people aren't what you expect but there are ways of walking away without the need for rudeness  |
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"We once arranged a hotel meeting without first having a social, Mrs. looked stunning,
Chap turns up, admitted to the room, Mrs walks toward him looking classy with a glass of something dry and bubbly in each hand.
Guy takes one look and tells Mrs. Sorry love you're far too old I don't like blonde highlights and you're not good looking enough.
Cue stunned silence. With that he turned and left.
Mrs and me were left speechless.
Upshot being once the dust had settled we polished off two bottles of bubbly and Shagged like bunnies into the early hours.
And that is why we now always insist on a social meet.
Lesson learned the hard way. "
I'm guessing the guy bottled it and just threw out some insults to protect his ego. Well done for not letting it put you off. Socials are a must  |
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I met someone once that said she was 35..... we met for coffee and she looked like she was born in 1935.
She was a very nice person.... very intelligent and successful in life ..but not someone I would sleep with. |
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"Just wondering who's had a swinging fail.Good,bad,just plain embarrassing or really funny. I'd love to hear
I'd be amazed if someone says they haven't had at least one bad experience "
Haha agreed. I've had more than my fair share
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A few years ago we lived in Kent and I worked in an office with two other people. We hadn't long moved to the area and Mrs T hadn't yet found a job so we didn't know anyone in the area, but at least weekends were free.
We arranged a last minute meet with a guy, Mrs T slipped into something sexy and we waited but he never turned up. We were a bit annoyed as both us and him had been keen, but we chalked it up to experience and settled down to spend what was left of the night in the chatroom instead.
Just after midnight he cam back on cam protesting that we had wasted his time and given him a false address. Once the dust had settled it turned out he had got one digit wrong when he put our postcode into his satnav. He had gone to a house a few miles away, and had an arguement with the occupants.
Imagine my suprise however on Monday morning when one of the two guys in the office began to tell the story of a young man turning up on his doorstep at 11pm insisting he had arranged to meet for sex!
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"We once arranged a hotel meeting without first having a social, Mrs. looked stunning,
Chap turns up, admitted to the room, Mrs walks toward him looking classy with a glass of something dry and bubbly in each hand.
Guy takes one look and tells Mrs. Sorry love you're far too old I don't like blonde highlights and you're not good looking enough.
Cue stunned silence. With that he turned and left.
Mrs and me were left speechless.
Upshot being once the dust had settled we polished off two bottles of bubbly and Shagged like bunnies into the early hours.
And that is why we now always insist on a social meet.
Lesson learned the hard way. "
He was hugely intimidated and had to say anything to make himself look better as he couldn't handle such beauty.
Either that or he came in his pants as he walked through the door. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Just wondering who's had a swinging fail.Good,bad,just plain embarrassing or really funny. I'd love to hear
I'd be amazed if someone says they haven't had at least one bad experience
Haha agreed. I've had more than my fair share
Kinky "
I have to say I've never had a bad social or a bad play meet . I know you won't believe me. as to how this has come about I have no idea .maybe those who I have socialised with and met would be more capable of answering that question than me .
because when i read about bad meets bad experiences i for the life of me can not get my head around why such things come about |
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"Just wondering who's had a swinging fail.Good,bad,just plain embarrassing or really funny. I'd love to hear
I'd be amazed if someone says they haven't had at least one bad experience
Haha agreed. I've had more than my fair share
Kinky "
Yup me too |
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"Just wondering who's had a swinging fail.Good,bad,just plain embarrassing or really funny. I'd love to hear
I'd be amazed if someone says they haven't had at least one bad experience
Haha agreed. I've had more than my fair share
Kinky
Yup me too"
As a summary for the most memorable:
- rank stale sweat on man in couple at private meet in my home
- woman who shat on my bed
- couple who barricaded their 5yr old boy in bedroom with chair under handle
Yes I think those were the worst |
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"A few years ago we lived in Kent and I worked in an office with two other people. We hadn't long moved to the area and Mrs T hadn't yet found a job so we didn't know anyone in the area, but at least weekends were free.
We arranged a last minute meet with a guy, Mrs T slipped into something sexy and we waited but he never turned up. We were a bit annoyed as both us and him had been keen, but we chalked it up to experience and settled down to spend what was left of the night in the chatroom instead.
Just after midnight he cam back on cam protesting that we had wasted his time and given him a false address. Once the dust had settled it turned out he had got one digit wrong when he put our postcode into his satnav. He had gone to a house a few miles away, and had an arguement with the occupants.
Imagine my suprise however on Monday morning when one of the two guys in the office began to tell the story of a young man turning up on his doorstep at 11pm insisting he had arranged to meet for sex!
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I met a couple at their place once in east London during the day had a great time finished in the bedroom open front door there were police everyone we were told to go back in so went for a cuppa and wife came over and started to suck me off while I was on setee hubby watching when hubby made a noise noticed neighbour had popped in graden to ask if they knew what was happening and see her sucking me off
Went on for hours so we went upstairs they were quite embarrassed |
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We met a couple in a local pub, a few drinks and a few giggles. The wife of the other couple was very tactile and chatty, the husband was quite but not rude or anything. We decided to invite them back to our place. He just stood back and watched as the three of us played, after a while he started fucking his wife, as soon as he finished (a very short while after) they got dressed and buggered off without a word.
A few months later they showed up at a social and they left sharpish, they had a reputation among locals for being a bit odd. |
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I arranged to meet a girl and take her to a local adult cinema for the afternoon once as neither of us could accommodate, but when we arrived we found out it was a TV/TS afternoon, which would have been fine, but they didn't allow woman in at all.
That took the wind out of that meet, we both got taxis home, alone  |
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We met up with a guy who was a bit more than tipsy when he showed up, so it turned into us just chatting with him 'cause it obviously wasn't right to have sex when someone clearly isn't able to consent.
In that time he CLIMBED OUR CAT TREE and broke it, threw up on the floor, had to be stopped from leaving to go and have sex with a guy on Grindr in exchange for unlimited crystal meth and when I finally snapped at him and kicked him out accused us of treating him like a cheap whore. Do you remember the no sex part, and the stoping him going to have sex for drugs? Yeah, WE treated you like a cheap whore. Absolutely. Fuck you dude. |
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"Haha! I'm guessing anal was involved then, unfortunate hazard of it I'm afraid! "
Erm nope! The woman just shite herself on my bed while being fingered by my then partner. Oddly when pointed out, she was non plused about it all. I thought it was blood to start with. When she got off the bed we could see then it wasn't. She simply went to the loo, cleaned herself up and wanted to continue play. Then again her husband who was fucking me bent over the end just wanted to carry on as well.
Where's the sickly face emoji gone? |
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I had the same experience as with the episode of the Satnav, except the lady I was meeting had recently split up from her husband. And instead of giving me her new apartment postcode, gave me her old address where her husband was living by mistake. |
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"Yes, she was a bit shocked, good thing is she bounces back really quickly and we got down to business
At least he turned up, there are many who won't / don't. "
I love the way you gave this a silver lining. Because that is harsh.
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