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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over the years there has been many ways for guys to measure their penis!! Sky remotes, Dvd boxes, Toilet roll tubes, and many many more, But how do you actually measure and where do you measure from?? Also surely us guys can be more creative than a bloody sky tv remote??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over the years there has been many ways for guys to measure their penis!! Sky remotes, Dvd boxes, Toilet roll tubes, and many many more, But how do you actually measure and where do you measure from?? Also surely us guys can be more creative than a bloody sky tv remote???"
I suggest a ruler, and measure it from top to bottom! |
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"The best form of measurement............
The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples  "
Totally agree with this; it's that "Ohhhh" sound she makes when you first slip inside her..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best form of measurement............
The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples
Totally agree with this; it's that "Ohhhh" sound she makes when you first slip inside her....."
I've never slipped inside a woman before!! I've slipped on ice and a wet floor before though  !! |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Over the years there has been many ways for guys to measure their penis!! Sky remotes, Dvd boxes, Toilet roll tubes, and many many more, But how do you actually measure and where do you measure from?? Also surely us guys can be more creative than a bloody sky tv remote???
I suggest a ruler, and measure it from top to bottom!"
Bo**o*ks
The only tool to reliably measure a d*ck (or d*ckh**d) is the older Sky remote control perched over a toilet bowl background
Many have tried a tape measure and found these to be highly inaccurate |
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"The best form of measurement............
The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples
Totally agree with this; it's that "Ohhhh" sound she makes when you first slip inside her.....
I've never slipped inside a woman before!! I've slipped on ice and a wet floor before though !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...
https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA "
haha so got to peep at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...
https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA
haha so got to peep at this"
pmsl 13 bobs long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Measure it the same way as you would measure the length of a cat's tail from the arse to the tip. Simple. Another method is to count the number of £1 coins you can place on the top of the erection |
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"Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...
https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA
haha so got to peep at this"
It's much better than a rule because I always have it on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find the best way is to insert the penis into a moist vagina and measure the width of the owner's grin"
It's funny I offered to do that to someone a few months ago when talking about measurements as a joke, turned into some very good meets.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never measured it. I don't see the point really.
Really; how long is this thing that you couldn't see the point? "
I don't call it The Shard for nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a lot from loads of pics with different objects, to guys trying to explain why they picked that remote etc lol"
Well that's interesting and a sneaky way of being sent cock pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over the years there has been many ways for guys to measure their penis!! Sky remotes, Dvd boxes, Toilet roll tubes, and many many more, But how do you actually measure and where do you measure from?? Also surely us guys can be more creative than a bloody sky tv remote???"
It's a easy answer it's called a tape measure and I would say standing up holding your cock so its level |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use a can of or beer and I'm bigger than both. I do however purchase the ones onboard the airlines so my penis looks huge. "
the new compressed lynx sprays are a godsend. Just remember to blank out the green band around them that says 'compressed' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The classic is the lynx crocs deodorant can lol.
Personally.... just let your partner measure for themselves. It's not what you've got, but how you use it! |
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