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By *oodles948 OP Man
over a year ago
Stoke on trent |
"No bud I think more recently too.
You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol"
I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it! |
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"No bud I think more recently too.
You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol
I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it! "
It's just 70's urban legend.
It's a well that hot tubs are the true sign of swingers.
Fact.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only just found out this week, that pampass grass signifies swingers house! I'm so naive..haha"
What pampass grass means is that the residents grow pampass grass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[content removed to make way for pampas grass surrounded hot tub at 15:13:27 on 16/02/2016.]
Oh and I'm off to buy a big flashing 'SWINGERS HERE, WALK IN FUCKS AVAILABLE' flashing sign  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's interesting to think it does mean swingers.
Way back when I was a much younger version of myself a lot of friends parents had it in front lawns. Now the interesting thing for me is the number of adult only parties they had, and also a few of them did end up swapping wives (big scandal in the quiet leafy suburbs, the local butcher, bakers and post office mistress and talking about it) I knew that it was a close knit community |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Don't forget the ankle chains and packet of OMO in the front window!!
OK the packet of OMO was more for play away housewives to signal "Old Man Out" to any lovers but it's along the same lines!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No bud I think more recently too.
You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol
I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it!
It's just 70's urban legend.
It's a well that hot tubs are the true sign of swingers.
Fact.
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i have a hot tub ,, but no pampass grass , but unless youve been to my house youd never know about the hot tub ,, well that is till now and all you reading this ,,lol  |
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"No bud I think more recently too. "
No
Not really a secure system as anyone could grow it leading to misunderstanding.
What we need is some sort of website where swingers can put up a profile of themselves and contact people prior to meeting them.
Much better than planting grass in their garden in the hope that some single guys will have heard something from a friend of a friend which informs them that they can just come in for a random ride. |
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What about the decklander rumour,if you had a deck in your garden you were into swinging.there would be some strange looks given to some people,with their hottub in the middle of their deck which was surrounded by grass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about the decklander rumour,if you had a deck in your garden you were into swinging.there would be some strange looks given to some people,with their hottub in the middle of their deck which was surrounded by grass."
Only if the owner was wearing an ankle bracelet... |
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"What about the decklander rumour,if you had a deck in your garden you were into swinging.there would be some strange looks given to some people,with their hottub in the middle of their deck which was surrounded by grass.
Only if the owner was wearing an ankle bracelet..."
...on their right wrist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only just found out this week, that pampass grass signifies swingers house! I'm so naive..haha"
You mean you didn't receive a pampas grass plant with instructions on where to put it when you signed up here! shocking  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"No bud I think more recently too.
You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol
I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it!
It's just 70's urban legend.
It's a well that hot tubs are the true sign of swingers.
Fact.
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that and platinum membership |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that and platinum membership "
Well of course platinum membership comes with a full list of every swinger in the country, with address, phone number, and inside leg measurements |
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It wasn't a myth where I lived in the late 90's. A road near me had several houses with pampas in their front gardens and it was well known that they were all swingers.
I grew one in my front garden and had no luck at all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope not. My grandparents had pampas grass and my granddad was a Mason.  xxx"
Being a mason doesn't stop you being a swinger! Would you like to shake on that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that and platinum membership
Well of course platinum membership comes with a full list of every swinger in the country, with address, phone number, and inside leg measurements"
Shhhh....if you give away our secrets you will end up on the naughty step! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that and platinum membership
Well of course platinum membership comes with a full list of every swinger in the country, with address, phone number, and inside leg measurements
Shhhh....if you give away our secrets you will end up on the naughty step!"
It's OK I never revealed it also includes shoe size...
oops.. bugger, anyone got a cushion that step gets hard... |
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With a fab name like ours we really ought to get on to this thread!
We have a pampas grass in our front garden and another in the back garden. The truth is that they were there before we even thought about swinging... but maybe it helped give us the idea!
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I've got a Chameleon that lives in the Pampas grass outside but it's invisible to the naked eye. You can perhaps catch sight of it if you're in the left of the hot tub which is to the right of the decking on the 1970's style crazy paving patio. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a Chameleon that lives in the Pampas grass outside but it's invisible to the naked eye. You can perhaps catch sight of it if you're in the left of the hot tub which is to the right of the decking on the 1970's style crazy paving patio."
Does the Chameleon have an ankle chain on? |
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"I've got a Chameleon that lives in the Pampas grass outside but it's invisible to the naked eye. You can perhaps catch sight of it if you're in the left of the hot tub which is to the right of the decking on the 1970's style crazy paving patio.
Does the Chameleon have an ankle chain on? "
Funny you should ask that but yes it does. |
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The feathery things look really nice and, anyway, I hear they are a bugger to get rid of.
Defo a 70's thing 
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