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Things you don't expect to see in a swingers club...
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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago
near bury st edmunds |
"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...
A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!
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A woman who can out do three guys in the not cumming stakes. A naked woman shouting chase me down the corridor, with a soldier with a broken wrist a reading chappy following and, her fella shouting go get her lol. |
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over a year ago
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I love the bowls of mints and nuts left out on the bar at Chams. Some people will moan about going in jacuzzis cos there might be cum floating in it, and will happy take handfuls of nuts and mints which arent covered, seemingly oblivious to the fact that guys have been fingering whoever in the club and not washed their hands before helping themselves to a sweet, or constantly touching their own cocks as they watch other people, or going to the loo and not washing their hands. Theres more bodily fluids covering sweets than there will ever be in the jacuzzi. |
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"I love the bowls of mints and nuts left out on the bar at Chams. Some people will moan about going in jacuzzis cos there might be cum floating in it, and will happy take handfuls of nuts and mints which arent covered, seemingly oblivious to the fact that guys have been fingering whoever in the club and not washed their hands before helping themselves to a sweet, or constantly touching their own cocks as they watch other people, or going to the loo and not washing their hands. Theres more bodily fluids covering sweets than there will ever be in the jacuzzi. "
Haha well said Feebs, that's why I only ever eat the wrapped sweets at Chams!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know, anyone who indulges in eating unwrapped sweets in a swinging club is essentially tasting everyone elses cum, urine and faeces .
but then its the same with any uncovered buffet food  |
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"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...
A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!
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A friend put me off any sweets or nuts in clubs when he pointed out not all people wash their hands after going to the loo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...
A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!
A woman who can out do three guys in the not cumming stakes. A naked woman shouting chase me down the corridor, with a soldier with a broken wrist a reading chappy following and, her fella shouting go get her lol."
That's amazing, we have actually done that, except the soldier who was chasing had his wife cum all over my wifes face in the bar....
......hold on...cum to think of it........that was YOU |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There have been a few insidents at chams where family members have run into each other. Now they have to ring and book ahead. Plus one couple I found strange mum and dad plus son and daughter in law were in there together. But father and sone looked alike father ultra white teeth and botox and mum and daughter were dressed in same outfits and had hair done the same. |
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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago
near bury st edmunds |
"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...
A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!
A woman who can out do three guys in the not cumming stakes. A naked woman shouting chase me down the corridor, with a soldier with a broken wrist a reading chappy following and, her fella shouting go get her lol.
That's amazing, we have actually done that, except the soldier who was chasing had his wife cum all over my wifes face in the bar....
......hold on...cum to think of it........that was YOU "
Wait till round two, when the spreader bars come out, dont think anyone will be running anywhere then. BTW your comment made me blush and thats hard to do lol
I have to agree glow in the dark body paints is a wicked idea |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...
A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!
A friend put me off any sweets or nuts in clubs when he pointed out not all people wash their hands after going to the loo "
Going to Chams tonight. Hopefully getting a mouthful of nuts, but not ones from a bowl!!  |
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First time we went we thoguht it must be an "in joke" for that exact reason... it was only minutes though until some young lady said "excuse me can I get to the nuts".. I blame my inexperience for what happened next, but once my towel was back on we managed to clear up the confusion...
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D&K
"I love the bowls of mints and nuts left out on the bar at Chams. Some people will moan about going in jacuzzis cos there might be cum floating in it, and will happy take handfuls of nuts and mints which arent covered, seemingly oblivious to the fact that guys have been fingering whoever in the club and not washed their hands before helping themselves to a sweet, or constantly touching their own cocks as they watch other people, or going to the loo and not washing their hands. Theres more bodily fluids covering sweets than there will ever be in the jacuzzi. "
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