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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, there was this little fella.
He was alright. Bit boring though, favourite crisps were ready salted. Anyway, he decided after his shift finished at B&Q he was gonna go and have a few drinks alone down his local.
Everyone knew him in there. He was known as abit of a loner. He would often play Pure Shores by All Saints on the jukebox several times a night, he was a big fan of the movie the Beach ya see.
Anyway, after he was on his third pint of Bathams, this girl walked in. She had a red leather coat on that matched her heels. She looked kinda like something from 1985. You could imagine her carrying a VHS of Lethal Weapon in her overly large handbag.
She walked over to our lead character and sat next to him. He was nervous. Was she hitting on him? Was she a hooker? Was Lethal Weapon actually in that handbag? So many thoughts...
It wasn't long before All Saints number one tune was over and she turned to him and asked him if he wants to take her home.
What!!!! He thought to himself. This can't be real.
He obliged and they both left the pub in an instant.
The morning after. A report was over the news that a woman had been killed in the area. She was a prostitute. He was a mentally unstable guy.
I overheard the whole conversation.
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