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By *enks OP Man
over a year ago
hereford |
make yourself presentable
go and sit in a car park with other blokes
Watch the local dickheads tour round
Go home
look at some porn and have a wank!
Did I miss anything out?
If I did not have bad luck I would not have any at all! LOL |
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One thing worse than bad luck, and that's Beginners Luck. That's what I get. I'm told of a new "happening" car park, go for the first time, have a good or at least a (in)decent night (lol) and then think that by going back it will be just as good again and again...and it isn't. Several visits later you discover that it isn't any better than your local patch, only it costs a chunk more in fuel to get there and back.  |
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"Or in my experience
Turn up
Be the only female
Listen to fat, bald, old twats tell me to spread em
Get pissed off
Fuck off home
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this made me giggle lol
One time we went out the guy was grabbing about like he only had 5 mins to live either that or not a clue what he was doing haha |
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By *enks OP Man
over a year ago
hereford |
Maybe I should check my lottery numbers as got a BJ last night!
Only a few boy racers prowling as well so little interruption.
I sympathize with all you ladies who have to put up with a lot of crap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe I should check my lottery numbers as got a BJ last night!
Only a few boy racers prowling as well so little interruption.
I sympathize with all you ladies who have to put up with a lot of crap "
Thing with dogging is, thanks to Stan Collymore among others, is that sites get overrun with attention and then die due to boy racers or the cops taking an interest. A few clueless types on here will also specify the location with their meet today post which guarantees a mass turnout!
Still, if it was fabulous all the time it would be very boring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or in my experience
Turn up
Be the only female
Listen to fat, bald, old twats tell me to spread em
Get pissed off
Fuck off home
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and what is wrong with fat, bald old twats might i ask ?  |
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