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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And for once i don't mean the pic's that a lot of single men insist on sending.
It seems like there is a bit of confusion in the obsessive "measurers" fraternity over dimensions. Length is pretty obvious and beyond deliberatly adding an extra inch it is pretty hard to accidently muff it up.
Girth seems to cause confusion though. I checked on wikipedia and the girth of an object is circumference measurement, yet some of the claimed girths i've bern told are pretty unlikely. Had one guy claim he was 7.5" long and 2" girth, that makes him about 1.5cm wide!!! For once i was almost curious to see a pic (almost!!!).
Anyone else had frankly bizarre claimed dimensions for "boy-bits'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'vehad allsorts, reminds me of a study of penis sizes to work out the average a while back but they got all the men to measure themselves which is daftest thing I heard in a while. Think the average turned out quite large.
We never pay attention to sizes men claim to have, infact it's offputting to us when men say 'i've got a 7.54366 inch cock with a hot girthy circumference of 1.542563' that i'd love to plough into you. No thanks Next! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do find it all very bizarre myself, the standard way of showing how big your cock is on Fab seems to be a picture with a bottle or sky remote next to it!  "
You wait till 3d cameras and monitors take off, we will be inundated with full 3d 1080p representations of mens appendages 
I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides |
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"I do find it all very bizarre myself, the standard way of showing how big your cock is on Fab seems to be a picture with a bottle or sky remote next to it!
You wait till 3d cameras and monitors take off, we will be inundated with full 3d 1080p representations of mens appendages
I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides "
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides
Now that is a good idea! "
Why do I think I've just done something really really wrong by saying this. Quite horrifying to imagine these 'presentations' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The funniest pic i ever saw (was not on fab) was guy with a picture of a biro next to his cock!!!!! go figure...not quite sure what that was about as the biro was bigger lol |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"Well girls, you know us guys always have difficulty with the ruler, getting our inches and cm mixed up "
i did that once too- bought a new toy in what i thought was cm ended up it was inches - fook even i couldn't manage "king dong" !!! tho have met a couple of guys with very girthy ones hence always carry a couple of king size condoms now too  |
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"And for once i don't mean the pic's that a lot of single men insist on sending.
It seems like there is a bit of confusion in the obsessive "measurers" fraternity over dimensions. Length is pretty obvious and beyond deliberatly adding an extra inch it is pretty hard to accidently muff it up.
Girth seems to cause confusion though. I checked on wikipedia and the girth of an object is circumference measurement, yet some of the claimed girths i've bern told are pretty unlikely. Had one guy claim he was 7.5" long and 2" girth, that makes him about 1.5cm wide!!! For once i was almost curious to see a pic (almost!!!).
Anyone else had frankly bizarre claimed dimensions for "boy-bits'?"
You are a better person than me... I would have had to have seen it.
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