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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Was it a Kit Kat...4 fingered one ?
My strange insertion was a potato masher...but which end did I use  "
After a quick look through your pix and no evidence of mashed potato, I'll guess the handle! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise |
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"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise"
Maybe she was baking it in the oven lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise"
And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again
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I like the sound of this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise"
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"Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again
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I did the same with the cream with a FB, as I licking it all back out I looked up at her and she laughed and said I had a beard like father Christmas. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise
And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.
Ruby"
This wasn't on here, I think it was MFC or something. Professional camgirl
And I cut the head off the pic to protect her identity |
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"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads 
An apple a day an all that 
There were two 
Now you're showing off haha  "
If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off |
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"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads
An apple a day an all that
There were two
Now you're showing off haha
If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off "
What times the last train to Wigan, I want my 5 a day, sounds like you've put your 5 a day away lol |
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"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads
An apple a day an all that
There were two
Now you're showing off haha
Damn looks like you've missed it
If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off
What times the last train to Wigan, I want my 5 a day, sounds like you've put your 5 a day away lol "
Damn looks like you've missed it |
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"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads
An apple a day an all that
There were two
Now you're showing off haha
Damn looks like you've missed it
If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off
What times the last train to Wigan, I want my 5 a day, sounds like you've put your 5 a day away lol
Damn looks like you've missed it "
Just my luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had ffm a few years back one of them made me sit in the corner while she inserted lemons and bananas in the other lass..never been so turned on in my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had ffm a few years back one of them made me sit in the corner while she inserted lemons and bananas in the other lass..never been so turned on in my life "
Whole lemons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had ffm a few years back one of them made me sit in the corner while she inserted lemons and bananas in the other lass..never been so turned on in my life
Whole lemons "
Yeah but only about half way in though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licked champagne from an ex gf's pussy before....well I say champagne but I was cheap in those days so I mean Pomagne."
Champagne is very affordable nowadays. I recommend that you try it with Champagne. One of my favourite things. |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
My former Mystress could do half a 6D Cell Maglite. She loved the cold metle as it filled her deep.
Champaign and strawberry cream pie is delightful and have done this a couple of times tastes devine as i devour the lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dunno why so many guys want to put sweet food in womens vaginas... it's a pretty common fetish that I find guys have. Have to point out to them that it's a real quick way to get thrush for lots of women... which isn't sexy at all.
As for other strange objects... well... that's for lovers to know and potentials to find out. Do love to make a girlfriend gape though. |
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"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise
And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.
I agree totally... no wonder single guys find it hard on this site... it's so dangerous
Ruby"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD
I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise
And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.
I agree totally... no wonder single guys find it hard on this site... it's so dangerous
Ruby"
Guys say to me 'why won't you show your face on cam just for a minute?' and that ^^ is the answer. |
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"A barbie doll. Hairbrush. Hairspray can. Remote. Phone. One of those pushy toys that vibrates when you pull the string. I'm sure there's more lol"
I thought you was going to say and a cuddly toy next
The Generation Game  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I once tried a few different instruments. But that was due to musicological rather than sexual curiosity.
there was this one day at band camp..... "
Impossible with a flute. The embouchure is all wrong. |
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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago
cheshire |
"Ladies what is the most bizarre thing you have ever inserted? Mine was a chocolate bar that hubby ate after "
have had a twix... which was ate after. And a strawberry which we both ate after ..kaz |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads "
I love insertions - so horny! Blind folded a woman once and she had to guess what I was inserting into her - she got them all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads
I love insertions - so horny! Blind folded a woman once and she had to guess what I was inserting into her - she got them all."
Sounds like fun |
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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago
cheshire |
"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads
I love insertions - so horny! Blind folded a woman once and she had to guess what I was inserting into her - she got them all."
mmmmm mite have get del to do that one night.. sounds amazing .. kaz |
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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago
East Manchester |
"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.
Is that big? "
Got the story from my cousin whose a paramedic. They were called out to ban incident about 8 years ago, man in a car trapped by piece of equipment. When they got there it was a circus, fire brigade, police and medical were all there. Man was cheating on his wife with an employee, she was in the passenger seat with it tilted back flat and he had taken off his trousers. Trying to swing his right leg over the central console he caught it on the wheel overbalanced and sat down on the gear knob which disappeared up his bum. They had to remove the the car roof and cut through the gear lever at the base to get him onto a stretcher with 2 feet of steel bar protruding from his back passage. The really embarrassing thing was it wasn't his car, it was the woman's husbands and a rare classic worth thousands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.
Is that big? Got the story from my cousin whose a paramedic. They were called out to ban incident about 8 years ago, man in a car trapped by piece of equipment. When they got there it was a circus, fire brigade, police and medical were all there. Man was cheating on his wife with an employee, she was in the passenger seat with it tilted back flat and he had taken off his trousers. Trying to swing his right leg over the central console he caught it on the wheel overbalanced and sat down on the gear knob which disappeared up his bum. They had to remove the the car roof and cut through the gear lever at the base to get him onto a stretcher with 2 feet of steel bar protruding from his back passage. The really embarrassing thing was it wasn't his car, it was the woman's husbands and a rare classic worth thousands."
Hahaha oh wow |
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"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.
Is that big? Got the story from my cousin whose a paramedic. They were called out to ban incident about 8 years ago, man in a car trapped by piece of equipment. When they got there it was a circus, fire brigade, police and medical were all there. Man was cheating on his wife with an employee, she was in the passenger seat with it tilted back flat and he had taken off his trousers. Trying to swing his right leg over the central console he caught it on the wheel overbalanced and sat down on the gear knob which disappeared up his bum. They had to remove the the car roof and cut through the gear lever at the base to get him onto a stretcher with 2 feet of steel bar protruding from his back passage. The really embarrassing thing was it wasn't his car, it was the woman's husbands and a rare classic worth thousands."
I don't think any allegro was ever worth thousands not even when new lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A girl I used to play with fucked the gear stick in my car
I know of a famous actress that had to go to hospital to have her gear stick surgically removed !!"
Sounds fun, who was it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again
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Couple of glacé cherries and you have a knicker bocker glory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just read a horrific story online of a Nepalese woman who was taken to hospital in pain with some swelling. They had to operate and found a 42cm wooden rolling pin in her intestines! It was wooden so didn't show clearly on an X-ray. Unfortunately it wasn't some sort of kinky consensual fun, her husband tortured her and inserted it into her arse for being infertile. There are some nasty people out there! (Mrs) x |
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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago
East Manchester |
Read a story on Facebook about a woman who was admitted to hospital with a very strange insertion. Well she went to the doctor complaining that she had pain in her groin, the doctor found nothing so sent her to hospital for scan and specialist examination. At the hospital they did an internal exam and after looking inside her they found the cause of her pain. A hair ball the size of a golf ball lodged up her vag which they removed with forceps. She and her bf were cat lovers and owned 3 mogggies who were allowed to go wherever they wanted, as they both slept in the nude and had a good sex life the result of their fun was for the bf to pick up the hairs on his penis and push them up her vag until they caused an infection which she reported to her doctor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Read a story on Facebook about a woman who was admitted to hospital with a very strange insertion. Well she went to the doctor complaining that she had pain in her groin, the doctor found nothing so sent her to hospital for scan and specialist examination. At the hospital they did an internal exam and after looking inside her they found the cause of her pain. A hair ball the size of a golf ball lodged up her vag which they removed with forceps. She and her bf were cat lovers and owned 3 mogggies who were allowed to go wherever they wanted, as they both slept in the nude and had a good sex life the result of their fun was for the bf to pick up the hairs on his penis and push them up her vag until they caused an infection which she reported to her doctor."
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I was working at the x ray department of a hospital once and got talking to the nurse there. I asked her if she had any funny stories about x ray and she said years ago a couple came in because they had been fooling around and he decided to use a lynx can on her as a dildo (the old sort with a domed removable lid) and the lid came off inside and got stuck up there. She said it was so funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A barbie doll. Hairbrush. Hairspray can. Remote. Phone. One of those pushy toys that vibrates when you pull the string. I'm sure there's more lol
I thought you was going to say and a cuddly toy next
The Generation Game "
Bet i know what the most bizarre thing that Bruce Forsyths wife could add to this thread!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies what is the most bizarre thing you have ever inserted? Mine was a chocolate bar that hubby ate after "
. Fudge bars work amazingly well. Mr Classy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to admit, I am a big fan of girls who like to put unusual objects up their vaginas, as long as they are clean and no sharp edges obviously. I've used vegetables and slim shampoo bottles on a girl before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seriously had an online sub who asked me what to do, she was into big insertions, to please me she inserted a can in her Pussy and then went on a school run to pick up her kids, chatting to the other mums with a full size can in her pussy (and no knickers and skirt) she (and I) loved that she had to keep totally normal even though she was stretched to the limit and holding it in. She said she nearly crashed her car / came driving over the speed bumps by the school. Photo evidence was provided, I phoned her as she did it, hearing the other mums chatting in the background was awesome. Guess this means I will never be pope... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I seriously had an online sub who asked me what to do, she was into big insertions, to please me she inserted a can in her Pussy and then went on a school run to pick up her kids, chatting to the other mums with a full size can in her pussy (and no knickers and skirt) she (and I) loved that she had to keep totally normal even though she was stretched to the limit and holding it in. She said she nearly crashed her car / came driving over the speed bumps by the school. Photo evidence was provided, I phoned her as she did it, hearing the other mums chatting in the background was awesome. Guess this means I will never be pope..."
Now that, is f*cking awesome fella, well done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A golf club and a hammer "
Just checking:
You mean the whole golf club building with MC Hammer inside it?
You can't touch that ....
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Thanks for the thanks of my true story, it was her idea really... The role of a Dom is to lead where the sub wants to go... Debate in another thread. Also I slept in geri halliwel's bed - she wasn't in it sadly  (ricmansworth, long story) I did sniff the sheets tho...
Yes definitely never pope... |
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Louise once ate a cream egg out of another woman at tease2 club. There was a rather large audience for that.
And she has taken an aerosol can and her Vape machine in her pussy, the pics are in our gallery.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hotwife is into insertion, she's done the usual large end off bottles and deoderant sprays, stranger ones were an old police baton and half a size 12 foot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I worked in an A&E department for many years and was amazed by the number of people that used to hang curtains in the nude! They invariably came in with things inserted in various places (deodorant cans were the favourite) and the story commonly was they had been standing on a chair / ladder hanging curtains and fallen off landing on the Settee. The inserted object happened to be sticking up from between 2 cushions on the settee when they landed on it. The funny thing was that there were never any holes in their clothing so they must of been doing it in the nude! Used to hear that all the time.
Seriously although it's fun be carefull what you insert because they can cause major damage if it goes wrong. This is especially true of anal insertions as the rectum isn't a closed space like the vagina and you can easily completely lose an object up there and then your talking surgery to remove it. Other common objects that frequently got lost in the vagina were condoms and tampons but I don't think they were the type of insertions that we are talking about here. |
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