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I'll do anything

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm feeling very cheeky so I will do anything I'm told, il take photos on demand and send straight to you, do anything you want me to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum onto a dildo, put the dildo in your mouth and suck it while wanking. Pics in my inbox, please. Step by step for extra points.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you do my ironing? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need the garden tidied up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how are you at housework?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've got some painting that needs doing and gardening too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta. "

I could do that for things in return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come n wash my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over"

But....I gave you something to do...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta.

I could do that for things in return "

You mean cake, don't you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm feeling very cheeky so I will do anything I'm told, il take photos on demand and send straight to you, do anything you want me to do "

How about you try gagging on a 10 inch cock? Well, you suggested I should do so on the last thread of yours I posted on so I think you ought to give it a go yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta.

I could do that for things in return

You mean cake, don't you!"

Yeah il be up for a cable and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

That requires multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm feeling very cheeky so I will do anything I'm told, il take photos on demand and send straight to you, do anything you want me to do

How about you try gagging on a 10 inch cock? Well, you suggested I should do so on the last thread of yours I posted on so I think you ought to give it a go yourself."

I can suck my own tip but that's it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you mind my kids so I can go out for some fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

That requires multi tasking

Iv told ya il do anything unless it's something I can't do like I don't have a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx"

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you mind my kids so I can go out for some fun

Yeah if you can have fun with me after xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

That requires multi tasking

Iv told ya il do anything unless it's something I can't do like I don't have a dildo"

So you can wash my car then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please. "

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

That requires multi tasking

Iv told ya il do anything unless it's something I can't do like I don't have a dildo

So you can wash my car then? "

Yeah il come wash your car. I actually enjoy doing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?"

No, we need something more phallic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a brew...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic."

How about I come use your dildos and you take the photos you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a brew..."

White and how many sugars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you say anything, do you have any limits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic.

How about I come use your dildos and you take the photos you want "

Courtney wouldn't like it if we use her dildos and I don't have any of my own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic."

You have a twisted mind Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic.

How about I come use your dildos and you take the photos you want

Courtney wouldn't like it if we use her dildos and I don't have any of my own. "

Use anything then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have any ginger root?

Or English mustard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic.

How about I come use your dildos and you take the photos you want

Courtney wouldn't like it if we use her dildos and I don't have any of my own.

Use anything then"

No, that's fine. Do it at your place and just send the pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 2 sets of financial statements and 4 Tax Returns to do, please come and do them for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic.

How about I come use your dildos and you take the photos you want "

You're negotiating. You're not supposed to negotiate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have some pointing on the house that wants doing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling very cheeky so I will do anything I'm told, il take photos on demand and send straight to you, do anything you want me to do

How about you try gagging on a 10 inch cock? Well, you suggested I should do so on the last thread of yours I posted on so I think you ought to give it a go yourself."

Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm great with my hands and don't mind getting dirty with anything so yeah if someone invites me over

But....I gave you something to do...?

Yeah Iv messaged you please reply xx

Ok, so you don't have a dildo. That severely limits the "anything" in your OP.

Substitute any appropriately shaped vegetable for the dildo. Please.

Okay il try find something ! So fingers arnt enough ?

No, we need something more phallic.

How about I come use your dildos and you take the photos you want

You're negotiating. You're not supposed to negotiate

Well said!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have any ginger root?

Or English mustard? "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm feeling very cheeky so I will do anything I'm told, il take photos on demand and send straight to you, do anything you want me to do

How about you try gagging on a 10 inch cock? Well, you suggested I should do so on the last thread of yours I posted on so I think you ought to give it a go yourself.

Lovely. "

So do you want any pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have 2 sets of financial statements and 4 Tax Returns to do, please come and do them for me."

If you do my tax lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

Okay you want them on what's app or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

Okay you want them on what's app or something "

No, you can send them to me right on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you mind my kids so I can go out for some fun

I'll join you if you don't mind a wing woman

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By *aisyDDWoman over a year ago

North West

Just about to finish sanding an ercol chair. More than happy for you to loose your fingerprints doing it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have any ginger root?

Or English mustard? "

I like the way this is going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you pop round and take the dogs for a walk, they've not been out today and are bouncing round the house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

Okay you want them on what's app or something

No, you can send them to me right on fab

Thanks for that

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Cum onto a dildo, put the dildo in your mouth and suck it while wanking. Pics in my inbox, please. Step by step for extra points.

Gross

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple over a year ago

South East Wales

"Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

Okay you want them on what's app or something

No, you can send them to me right on fab

Thanks for that

He didn't, did he???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta.

I could do that for things in return "

Men always want things in return, despite no mention of it initially

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

Okay you want them on what's app or something

No, you can send them to me right on fab

Thanks for that

He didn't, did he???

Oh, he did.

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple over a year ago

South East Wales

"Ok, ok, ok.

Take pictures of you doing ass to mouth with your fingers. No toys necessary, problem solved!

Okay you want them on what's app or something

No, you can send them to me right on fab

Thanks for that

He didn't, did he???

Oh, he did. "

Oh dear....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a brew...

White and how many sugars? "

Black and none

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta.

I could do that for things in return

Men always want things in return, despite no mention of it initially

Don't they just?

Always a catch. Just like those 'will lick your pussy for nothing in return' posts, I never take them seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta.

I could do that for things in return

Men always want things in return, despite no mention of it initially

Yeah pfft men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CLEAN MY CARBURETTOR BITCH!!!!!.....that wasn't a innuendo btw it's proper running shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do my ironing? Ta.

I could do that for things in return

Men always want things in return, despite no mention of it initially

Yeah pfft men

Yeah

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