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...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I'm not a time waster
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
Face pics available, just ask!
If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol..  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Can't travel due to me tag & ASBO".
"Fun"
"University bollox"
"Professional"
"Edumacated"
"Been here before so know the score" (Was only a week mind before she caught me  )
'Wanna chat? kik me @ xxxxxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I'm not a time waster
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
Face pics available, just ask!
If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol.. "
Lol yes that sums it up  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Discrete"
Multiple pics of the same body part obviously from the same session.
Legal notices
Pisstake legal notices (yes, I know...)
"New to this, bear with me" on a profile started "over a year ago"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"photoshopped pics. What's the point??? we all have a spotty ass and 6 chins day sometimes  "
I don't believe you ever have a spotty ass or 6 chins hahah  |
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"...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I'm not a time waster
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
Face pics available, just ask!
If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol.. "
Errmmm how about no waffling shit ! |
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"this one like a non smoker, smoker...
I don't use drugs, but poppers are good "
Hahha
I've seen them ones ! I don't do drugs but on a odd occasion i do mdma when clubbing! that's when you no the drugs got to them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sheesh...
Best go and change my profile
But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...
Que?  "
Follow every one of these recommendations and by my reckoning all you are left with is 'Fancy a fuck?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sheesh...
Best go and change my profile
But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...
Que?
Follow every one of these recommendations and by my reckoning all you are left with is 'Fancy a fuck?' "
I could leave it blank and let my pictures speak for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sheesh...
Best go and change my profile
But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...
Que?
Follow every one of these recommendations and by my reckoning all you are left with is 'Fancy a fuck?'
I could leave it blank and let my pictures speak for me "
Goes without saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"REPLY WITH *PRINCESS FLUFFY UNICORN* IN THE SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU READ & FULLY UNDERSTAND MY PROFILE.
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I always wonder if they dont reply because a spelling mistake, unicurn can be a pain to spell on the best of days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Discrete"
Multiple pics of the same body part obviously from the same session.
Legal notices
Pisstake legal notices (yes, I know...)
"New to this, bear with me" on a profile started "over a year ago"
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"Discrete" because the really mean "discreet"? |
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Some good points op - but no need to list them all twice!
I just like profiles to be at least one paragraph (that isn't a Sydney University legal notice) where at least some attempt has been made to make it legible. If there's evidence of brains, a personality and sense of humour then better still!
The ones that exasperate me most though are ones with long lists of demands put in an aggressive/unfriendly way - particularly when the person themselves has none of the attributes they demand.
Also don't like the 'hidden code word on the profile' demands. I'll often message and deliberately get it 'amusingly wrong' to see what the response is! |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
" You name it, I've got it!"
Ok so you have the following.
Stops for small furry animals.
Have own foot pump.
Mum says i have a big cock.
My brother agrees.
Being parolled early due to overcrowding.
Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.
Looking for people who want to change my nappy.
The warts only come out when i am stressed.
Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.
You have all those i hope.
Lol
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
Halton |
"Discrete
Professional
Will lick for hours 
Wont bite unless asked
Pointless Sydney Uni blurb"
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I take it that you are are not an advocate for those that supposedly can 'lick for hours' then?
It does come across as a little bit of a one trick pony sort of trait.
Sydney Uni blurb... pointless indeed.
Professional.. One of those great Fab quandaries. What is Professional?
I also find excessive bragging about sexual prowess quite off putting.
Nothing wrong with a little confidence on one's own abilities but quite often it's misguided. Let other people make that discovery as to how good you are.
xxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Copy and paste of their verifications in their profile.
Men with pictures of women sucking them off as only pictures.
A list of don'ts like an application for a mortgage.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I'm not a time waster
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
Face pics available, just ask!
If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol.. "
You leave little to add
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" You name it, I've got it!
Ok so you have the following.
Stops for small furry animals.
Have own foot pump.
Mum says i have a big cock.
My brother agrees.
Being parolled early due to overcrowding.
Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.
Looking for people who want to change my nappy.
The warts only come out when i am stressed.
Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.
You have all those i hope.
Lol
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No i was talking about STI's. |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
" You name it, I've got it!
Ok so you have the following.
Stops for small furry animals.
Have own foot pump.
Mum says i have a big cock.
My brother agrees.
Being parolled early due to overcrowding.
Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.
Looking for people who want to change my nappy.
The warts only come out when i am stressed.
Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.
You have all those i hope.
Lol
No i was talking about STI's."
Oh? So nothing to do with footpumps? Lol |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
...Things not to put on your profile.
will fill in later
I enjoy most things.
I'm willing to try new things
just ask me anything
any user name that will put a few people off
loads of cock pics
no cock pics
spelling mistakes.
miserable looking face pics
I wont bite unless you ask me to
Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum
just a little more than three words
I don't wanna fuck the whole site
lots of stigma
I'm not a time waster
I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far
how is my profile looking
professional
I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts
all suggestions welcome
straight with a bisexual verification
Face pics available, just ask!
If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol.. "
You forgot the Sydney uni thingy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" You name it, I've got it!
Ok so you have the following.
Stops for small furry animals.
Have own foot pump.
Mum says i have a big cock.
My brother agrees.
Being parolled early due to overcrowding.
Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.
Looking for people who want to change my nappy.
The warts only come out when i am stressed.
Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.
You have all those i hope.
Lol
No i was talking about STI's.
Oh? So nothing to do with footpumps? Lol"
Nope. |
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