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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veet that motherfucker, veet your whole cock and ball area..then, dilute some domestos 1 part bleach 2 parts water and get a toothrbush. Scrubb all around your ringpiece with the bleach and toothbrush and leave for 2 mins until the burning is unbearable. Get the shower head and wash it all off..then jam it up your arse and wash your chute out in case you have any brown dingleberries hiding away up there. Spray again over your starfish.
Splash on some brut33 onto your dirtbox and you are good to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't douche. You might end up squirting the contents of your colon into her mouth.
Dip Peter Pointer in some water and stick him in about half an inch. Give him a little wiggle then wash around your hole. Rinse all the soap off.
Her tongue isn't going to be 4 inches inside your rectum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Veet that motherfucker, veet your whole cock and ball area..then, dilute some domestos 1 part bleach 2 parts water and get a toothrbush. Scrubb all around your ringpiece with the bleach and toothbrush and leave for 2 mins until the burning is unbearable. Get the shower head and wash it all off..then jam it up your arse and wash your chute out in case you have any brown dingleberries hiding away up there. Spray again over your starfish.
Splash on some brut33 onto your dirtbox and you are good to go"
In tears wi laughing hahaha excellent reply hahahaha |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Have a shower and wash your bum hole. "
Basically this, I tend to use Dove soap, lather up and have a little probe then do the same with a very wet rinsed digit.
H doesn't complain so must be ok I guess as if anyone's gonna say owt it'll be your partner
Try not to get an itchy nose while your doing it though
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