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We are now interviewing for a vacancy that has recently become available in our clique. Please note candidates must be able to do the following:
Construct a coherent message using more than one sentence. Msgs like " Come now" will not be tolerated.
Keep in touch for chats even though they may not be horny at the time.
Members must make themselves available for social functions/nights out. They must also be prepared to socialise with other members.
Tolerance of others is required at all times.
Bitchiness or huffy behaviour with result in immediate suspension.
If you feel you have a fabulous personality and strong character please forward your current CV and references.
Gloria x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cv in the post pet
My attributes are as follows :
No tolerance to trans phobia
dont do faceless profiles
and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol
xxx |
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"cv in the post pet
My attributes are as follows :
No tolerance to trans phobia
dont do faceless profiles
and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol
xxx"
Applicants with fucking machines gain immediate acceptance but you are already a committee member hunni.
Please bring the machine to the next meeting x |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"cv in the post pet
My attributes are as follows :
No tolerance to trans phobia
dont do faceless profiles
and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol
xxx
Applicants with fucking machines gain immediate acceptance but you are already a committee member hunni.
Please bring the machine to the next meeting x"
I can bring one too, with ammo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.
Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way  "
Hahaha I prefer escalators to stairs but why do they ofter only go up! Xxx |
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"cv in the post pet
My attributes are as follows :
No tolerance to trans phobia
dont do faceless profiles
and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol
xxx
Applicants with fucking machines gain immediate acceptance but you are already a committee member hunni.
Please bring the machine to the next meeting x
I can bring one too, with ammo "
You're in! |
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"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.
Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way
Hahaha I prefer escalators to stairs but why do they ofter only go up! Xxx"
I didn't realise they were one way I thought they were a built in healthy treadmill gym type thingy !
You just have to be commited and concentrate or you're very quickly back where you started and people get really annoyed xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are now interviewing for a vacancy that has recently become available in our clique. Please note candidates must be able to do the following:
Construct a coherent message using more than one sentence. Msgs like " Come now" will not be tolerated.
Keep in touch for chats even though they may not be horny at the time.
Members must make themselves available for social functions/nights out. They must also be prepared to socialise with other members.
Tolerance of others is required at all times.
Bitchiness or huffy behaviour with result in immediate suspension.
If you feel you have a fabulous personality and strong character please forward your current CV and references.
Gloria x"
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"We are now interviewing for a vacancy that has recently become available in our clique. Please note candidates must be able to do the following:
Construct a coherent message using more than one sentence. Msgs like " Come now" will not be tolerated.
Keep in touch for chats even though they may not be horny at the time.
Members must make themselves available for social functions/nights out. They must also be prepared to socialise with other members.
Tolerance of others is required at all times.
Bitchiness or huffy behaviour with result in immediate suspension.
If you feel you have a fabulous personality and strong character please forward your current CV and references.
Gloria x
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Hi hunni, your application has been approved. Gorgeous smiles are always welcome x |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc "
I had to Google it; I think I am well past my sell by date in this brave new world 
Where you been, Mr ddc? |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x"
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com |
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com "
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!  |
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com "
Well are all inclusive hunni. Only real rule is we have to be nice to each other xxx |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?! "
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry |
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry "
Pmsl in a very lady like manner |
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
I had to Google it; I think I am well past my sell by date in this brave new world
Where you been, Mr ddc?"
Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.
Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way
Hahaha I prefer escalators to stairs but why do they ofter only go up! Xxx"
Yazz-calators . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry "
What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc  |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
I had to Google it; I think I am well past my sell by date in this brave new world
Where you been, Mr ddc?
Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics
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Love 'em; classics; can't stop laughing; especially the first one; right up my street |
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Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
Fantastic. I've always fancied holding those casting-couch interviews I've seen on that video site...
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Is that the one with Harry Hill, he would be good he's very funny |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
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Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
Fantastic. I've always fancied holding those casting-couch interviews I've seen on that video site...
Is that the one with Harry Hill, he would be good he's very funny"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a fabulous beard but a crap personality, but I can lace my shoes by myself.
May I have the right to apply ? "
im oposite crap beard but am a top dude lol . |
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry
What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc "
You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry
What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc
You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x"
And later, he is hitting the buttons as hard as he can; match of the day, over |
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry
What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc
You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x
And later, he is hitting the buttons as hard as he can; match of the day, over "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)
Sexist
One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.
Mr ddc
Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x
I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com
Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!
Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry
What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc
You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x
And later, he is hitting the buttons as hard as he can; match of the day, over
Lol "
Button bashing bonanza xx hehee |
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"Where you been, Mr ddc?
Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics
Love 'em; classics; can't stop laughing; especially the first one; right up my street "
YES!
{fist pump}
I knew if I hung around long enough you'd eventually drop your height requirements to "must at least be as high as my knees, when he stands on tip-toe"
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Where you been, Mr ddc?
Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics
Love 'em; classics; can't stop laughing; especially the first one; right up my street
YES!
{fist pump}
I knew if I hung around long enough you'd eventually drop your height requirements to "must at least be as high as my knees, when he stands on tip-toe"
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I thought we had already agreed; in your case (only) you can add 50cms from Mrs ddc's height
xxx |
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