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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone ever seen one, in the flesh?

Just intrigued to know if they actually exist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i don't think so because i don't know what it is. although i have heard the word before.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an explanation would be good here..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like a cock that is wider than it is long? So girthy but stumpy? Yeah I have he was black. So a bcc! But he certainly knew what to do with it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sorry, a chode is a penis that is as wide as it is long.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i have then.

not just from guys off here either.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Think it's a very small willy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Ooh got that wrong then

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By *anchester_gentMan  over a year ago

Cheshire / Manchester border


"i have then.

not just from guys off here either.

"

Not mine I hope...??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Google images.

They don't exist.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling

Must be either a hell of a thick or short jeez

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sorry, a chode is a penis that is as wide as it is long."

Every day is a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

brilliant thread

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry, a chode is a penis that is as wide as it is long."

So if it's not very wide its going to be extremely short! toadstool like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i have then.

not just from guys off here either.

Not mine I hope...?? "

definitely not yours. don't even know why you think yours is short.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"Sorry, a chode is a penis that is as wide as it is long.

So if it's not very wide its going to be extremely short! toadstool like "

Think that might be a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so 8'' long and 8'' wide? I could manage that

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"so 8'' long and 8'' wide? I could manage that "

Needs to be 8.5" wide to qualify, still ok?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry, a chode is a penis that is as wide as it is long.

So if it's not very wide its going to be extremely short! toadstool like

Think that might be a vagina "

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By *quirrelMan  over a year ago

East Manchester

According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals."

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny. "

There's a profile name to be had

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had "

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies."

Any man really lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol "

aw. sad but true.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true. "

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol "

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me."

Tappity tap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap "

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now. "

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol "

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*"

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady "

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off"."

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer "

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream."

Hope your hungry, slurp x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x "

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*"

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn "

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*"

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Seen a few clients with chubby stumps. Poor sods

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"Seen a few clients with chubby stumps. Poor sods "

Clients? Ooh interesting line of work is it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready "

sqshzhzshzh (or whatever noise spray cans make).

tease me with it, don't let me lick it off straight away.

i only just noticed your pm btw but have replied.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready

sqshzhzshzh (or whatever noise spray cans make).

tease me with it, don't let me lick it off straight away.

i only just noticed your pm btw but have replied. "

You can look but can't touch, well not yet anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready

sqshzhzshzh (or whatever noise spray cans make).

tease me with it, don't let me lick it off straight away.

i only just noticed your pm btw but have replied.

You can look but can't touch, well not yet anyway "

ooooooh. has to sit on hands here.

i should be ok so long as it doesn't go near my lips.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready

sqshzhzshzh (or whatever noise spray cans make).

tease me with it, don't let me lick it off straight away.

i only just noticed your pm btw but have replied.

You can look but can't touch, well not yet anyway

ooooooh. has to sit on hands here.

i should be ok so long as it doesn't go near my lips. "

Oopsy, that explains why you can't speak, a mouthful of cock n cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready

sqshzhzshzh (or whatever noise spray cans make).

tease me with it, don't let me lick it off straight away.

i only just noticed your pm btw but have replied.

You can look but can't touch, well not yet anyway

ooooooh. has to sit on hands here.

i should be ok so long as it doesn't go near my lips.

Oopsy, that explains why you can't speak, a mouthful of cock n cream "

Get a room guys, the people of this thread wish to read about stumpy cocks, not endless flirt attempts!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary. A Chode is the name of the area between your scrotum and your rectum. And the name dates back to the mid 1800s where it was first called the Chodimus Maximus in the medical journals.

i know you're being serious but chodimus maximus is funny.

There's a profile name to be had

hope some one takes that name. someone who doesn't mind not getting replies.

Any man really lol

aw. sad but true.

Play me a tune or better still give me a meet lol

*plays some irish jig*

dance for me.

Tappity tap

haha. got pictures of yosamite sam in my head now.

Just as long as it's not me in my Irish dress lol

oh no. them stiff arms don't make for sexy viewing.

neither does yosamite sam if i really think about it.

*changes the music to something slow and sexy, like stripper style* you can grind to*

Now you're talking, where's that old wooden chair, now take a seat lady

whoohoo.

sits down ready for the show. "off, off, off".

Sloooowly........as I wrap my shirt round your back , closer, much closer

ooh. i can feel something long, thick, and hard there. hope it's spray cream.

Hope your hungry, slurp x

i feel a bit sick, just eaten toffypops. give me a minute.

*continues to watch the gyrating hips*

Hands placed on ass cheeks, feel the rthymn

good rhythm there. you know what they say about guys with rhythm?

*throws cash on stage*

I feel a rise coming on, get that squirts cream ready

sqshzhzshzh (or whatever noise spray cans make).

tease me with it, don't let me lick it off straight away.

i only just noticed your pm btw but have replied.

You can look but can't touch, well not yet anyway

ooooooh. has to sit on hands here.

i should be ok so long as it doesn't go near my lips.

Oopsy, that explains why you can't speak, a mouthful of cock n cream

Get a room guys, the people of this thread wish to read about stumpy cocks, not endless flirt attempts!!"

it was a lot of fun.

i get ignored loads on here, don't diss me when i actually get some attention.

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By *anchester_gentMan  over a year ago

Cheshire / Manchester border


"i have then.

not just from guys off here either.

Not mine I hope...??

definitely not yours. don't even know why you think yours is short. "

Just fishing for some much-needed ego-boosting. Thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i have then.

not just from guys off here either.

Not mine I hope...??

definitely not yours. don't even know why you think yours is short.

Just fishing for some much-needed ego-boosting. Thanks!! "

lol, ok.

if you want anything more you know where i am.

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By *ost SockMan  over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

When o saw the thread title, I thought:

"Isn't that a beach in Cornwall".

I think I was thinking of Croydon. In fairness I'm sure some Cornish beaches are as wide as they are long.

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By *anchester_gentMan  over a year ago

Cheshire / Manchester border


"i have then.

not just from guys off here either.

Not mine I hope...??

definitely not yours. don't even know why you think yours is short.

Just fishing for some much-needed ego-boosting. Thanks!!

lol, ok.

if you want anything more you know where i am. "

Tempting....

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