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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know 
Approx 37°"
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ? |
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ? "
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle. |
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over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle. "
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love |
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love "
How wonderful 
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience "
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine  |
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine "
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect "
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017? |
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017? "
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long "
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
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Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed "
You are so thoughtful that it would be free of charge for you.   |
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed
You are so thoughtful that it would be free of charge for you. "
That's soooooooooo considerate of you 
I'll keep my diary free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed
You are so thoughtful that it would be free of charge for you.
That's soooooooooo considerate of you
I'll keep my diary free "
You will not regret your 2 and half minutes of happiness |
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"You two are so cute
I am free after 2:26 am if you'd like to get your 3 minutes of happiness too ? "
I'm not sure I could cope with so much excitement to be honest in the presence of such perfection  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
It's the guy posting here!
Only joking "
I'd him too after 2:29 am, but that will cost a pack of 6 kinders bueno |
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
I'm the one with the dark hair who's gonna sample a tic tac for 2.5 minutes of ......erm.......
Tic tac rolling?"
You have to know that along being a wonderful lover, full of stamina, I have a golden fish memory |
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
It's the guy posting here!
Only joking
I'd him too after 2:29 am, but that will cost a pack of 6 kinders bueno"
I'll tell him he'd be beside himself with excitement. Don't disappoint him now! |
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
I'm the one with the dark hair who's gonna sample a tic tac for 2.5 minutes of ......erm.......
Tic tac rolling?
You have to know that along being a wonderful lover, full of stamina, I have a golden fish memory "
Noted. I'm the one who need not bend to tic tac sample, and I also have a goldfish memory.
Who are you again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
I'm the one with the dark hair who's gonna sample a tic tac for 2.5 minutes of ......erm.......
Tic tac rolling?
You have to know that along being a wonderful lover, full of stamina, I have a golden fish memory
Noted. I'm the one who need not bend to tic tac sample, and I also have a goldfish memory.
Who are you again?"
I am the guy you told that you would lend your Alfa Romeo for the day |
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
I'm the one with the dark hair who's gonna sample a tic tac for 2.5 minutes of ......erm.......
Tic tac rolling?
You have to know that along being a wonderful lover, full of stamina, I have a golden fish memory
Noted. I'm the one who need not bend to tic tac sample, and I also have a goldfish memory.
Who are you again?
I am the guy you told that you would lend your Alfa Romeo for the day "
Ahhhh, I don't remember but as you said it, it must be true.
Be a dear and come collect it, make sure it has a full tank when you return it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One woman at a time please, I am getting all mixed up there.
I'm the one with the dark hair who's gonna sample a tic tac for 2.5 minutes of ......erm.......
Tic tac rolling?
You have to know that along being a wonderful lover, full of stamina, I have a golden fish memory
Noted. I'm the one who need not bend to tic tac sample, and I also have a goldfish memory.
Who are you again?
I am the guy you told that you would lend your Alfa Romeo for the day
Ahhhh, I don't remember but as you said it, it must be true.
Be a dear and come collect it, make sure it has a full tank when you return it."
I will even wash it and replace it by a yellow twingo from 1999 with leather seats. |
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over a year ago
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about."
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying |
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about.
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying "
Charming! You don't even remember  ,you really do have the memory of a goldfish don't you. You said it was the best you've ever had,me and you are going to fall out big time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about.
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying
Charming! You don't even remember ,you really do have the memory of a goldfish don't you. You said it was the best you've ever had,me and you are going to fall out big time!"
It looks like you need to refresh my memory then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will even wash it and replace it by a yellow twingo from 1999 with leather seats.
Sounds fair.
Pack of kinder Bueno in the glove box?"
Of course, with a thanks note and a small rubber |
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I will even wash it and replace it by a yellow twingo from 1999 with leather seats.
Sounds fair.
Pack of kinder Bueno in the glove box?
Of course, with a thanks note and a small rubber "
Where are the tic tacs? Did you eat them all?
And why the hell is my pussy juice still in my pussy????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about."
Some could have said it was "derailed!"...ok I'll see myself out  |
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I will even wash it and replace it by a yellow twingo from 1999 with leather seats.
Sounds fair.
Pack of kinder Bueno in the glove box?
Of course, with a thanks note and a small rubber
Where are the tic tacs? Did you eat them all?
And why the hell is my pussy juice still in my pussy?????"
Sorry love I have to go out to buy some green beans, save the world and get my penis sucked between.
Rain check ? |
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I will even wash it and replace it by a yellow twingo from 1999 with leather seats.
Sounds fair.
Pack of kinder Bueno in the glove box?
Of course, with a thanks note and a small rubber
Where are the tic tacs? Did you eat them all?
And why the hell is my pussy juice still in my pussy?????
Sorry love I have to go out to buy some green beans, save the world and get my penis sucked between.
Rain check ? "
I suppose so. I must start getting my stuff together for a busy evening.
I'm getting my penis sucked too |
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about.
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying
Charming! You don't even remember ,you really do have the memory of a goldfish don't you. You said it was the best you've ever had,me and you are going to fall out big time!
It looks like you need to refresh my memory then! "
Ok I'll make it a minute and a half next time,it will be extra special |
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I will even wash it and replace it by a yellow twingo from 1999 with leather seats.
Sounds fair.
Pack of kinder Bueno in the glove box?
Of course, with a thanks note and a small rubber
Where are the tic tacs? Did you eat them all?
And why the hell is my pussy juice still in my pussy?????
Sorry love I have to go out to buy some green beans, save the world and get my penis sucked between.
Rain check ?
I suppose so. I must start getting my stuff together for a busy evening.
I'm getting my penis sucked too "
Hahaha you got me there ! Judas ! |
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about.
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying
Charming! You don't even remember ,you really do have the memory of a goldfish don't you. You said it was the best you've ever had,me and you are going to fall out big time!
It looks like you need to refresh my memory then!
Ok I'll make it a minute and a half next time,it will be extra special "
Pinkie promise ? |
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about.
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying
Charming! You don't even remember ,you really do have the memory of a goldfish don't you. You said it was the best you've ever had,me and you are going to fall out big time!
It looks like you need to refresh my memory then!
Ok I'll make it a minute and a half next time,it will be extra special
Pinkie promise ? "
Double pinkie promise,you can be in charge of the stopwatch if you want |
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"This thread could have gone for the nominee of the quickest change of subject award
I did have to check what it was actually about.
You owe a blowjob btw... just saying
Charming! You don't even remember ,you really do have the memory of a goldfish don't you. You said it was the best you've ever had,me and you are going to fall out big time!
It looks like you need to refresh my memory then!
Ok I'll make it a minute and a half next time,it will be extra special
Pinkie promise ?
Double pinkie promise,you can be in charge of the stopwatch if you want"
Perfect, looking forward to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed
You are so thoughtful that it would be free of charge for you.
That's soooooooooo considerate of you
I'll keep my diary free
You will not regret your 2 and half minutes of happiness "
Haha this is absolutely priceless. Who knew a topic on coffee could be so humerous |
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed
You are so thoughtful that it would be free of charge for you.
That's soooooooooo considerate of you
I'll keep my diary free
You will not regret your 2 and half minutes of happiness
Haha this is absolutely priceless. Who knew a topic on coffee could be so humerous "
Thank you, I immensely enjoyed it too
I'm here most days for your entertainment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have pussy juice in my pussy if that's any good?
Depends on the temperature of it, I have a sensitive throat you know
Approx 37°
Perfect then, when could I extract it with my speculum ?
Depends on the size, if it's any bigger than a virgin one you'll struggle.
Oh do not worry about that, I am hung like a tic tac but I'll freshen up your breath love
How wonderful
Love a tic tac. I find rolling them around my mouth quite a pleasurable experience
And only 0.5g of carbohydrate and 0g of fat, so it all benefical to suck on mine
Excellent....I'm watching my weight so that's just perfect
Are you free between 2:23 and 2:26 am on monday 9th 2017?
3 minutes....not sure I can last that long
I gave you too much credit ! I'll make it shorter FOR YOU then.
Thank you, you see I'd hate for you to feel underwhelmed
You are so thoughtful that it would be free of charge for you.
That's soooooooooo considerate of you
I'll keep my diary free
You will not regret your 2 and half minutes of happiness
Haha this is absolutely priceless. Who knew a topic on coffee could be so humerous
Thank you, I immensely enjoyed it too
I'm here most days for your entertainment "
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