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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless. |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless."
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
;-)"
Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.  |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
;-)
Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over. "
Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!
Now...... what to use as a lure ???????
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless."
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
;-)
Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.
Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!
Now...... what to use as a lure ???????
.................. "
I recommend chocolate and red wine. |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
;-)
Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.
Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!
Now...... what to use as a lure ???????
..................
I recommend chocolate and red wine."
Ooooooh easier than I thought!!!!!! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
;-)
Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.
Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!
Now...... what to use as a lure ???????
..................
I recommend chocolate and red wine.
Ooooooh easier than I thought!!!!!!"
Thats just for the luring. The rest of the evening will be a lot more physical! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sometimes if only I was blacker lol- I stopped playing the card a while ago when i changed my profile, I do point it out that i'm mixed and scottish(35 yrs scottish), though I still get the odd question on how I got my name or a surprised sounding voice at the other end of the telephone when they hear my accent lol |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.
Once again you have described me to a tee!
Just need the opportunity now!!!
;-)
Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.
Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!
Now...... what to use as a lure ???????
..................
I recommend chocolate and red wine.
Ooooooh easier than I thought!!!!!!
Thats just for the luring. The rest of the evening will be a lot more physical!"
Mmmmmmm I'm liking the sound of that!!! Now where is my gym membership card????
Xxx |
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"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people! 
Don't worry, Funky shags all them 
Funky has done papa smurf!????  "
Well he did shave his beard off and tell him he was Grandma Smurf to be fair.. |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"
Same answer as to your 'men in uniform' thread. If a Fabster mails/chats me saying 'Do you like black men', there is no way I would meet him. Playing the race card, or the uniform card, to try to get a shag shows a lack of personality, and a lack of understanding of what's important.
When I have sex, I am having sex with a man, not his skin colour, not his clothes. And if he thinks his skin colour or his clothes is the most important thing about him.... well he's probably right, so I move on to thinking about whether the next man might be a better match for me.
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"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!
Don't worry, Funky shags all them
Funky has done papa smurf!????
Well he did shave his beard off and tell him he was Grandma Smurf to be fair.. "
Easy mistake to make,she is a right slut. |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
Same answer as to your 'men in uniform' thread. If a Fabster mails/chats me saying 'Do you like black men', there is no way I would meet him. Playing the race card, or the uniform card, to try to get a shag shows a lack of personality, and a lack of understanding of what's important.
When I have sex, I am having sex with a man, not his skin colour, not his clothes. And if he thinks his skin colour or his clothes is the most important thing about him.... well he's probably right, so I move on to thinking about whether the next man might be a better match for me.
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Perfectly said sunny,i hope the OP realises many women feel the same/ |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
Same answer as to your 'men in uniform' thread. If a Fabster mails/chats me saying 'Do you like black men', there is no way I would meet him. Playing the race card, or the uniform card, to try to get a shag shows a lack of personality, and a lack of understanding of what's important.
When I have sex, I am having sex with a man, not his skin colour, not his clothes. And if he thinks his skin colour or his clothes is the most important thing about him.... well he's probably right, so I move on to thinking about whether the next man might be a better match for me.
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I used to have the same _iew until I flamed a black guy for asking if I met 'black guys', his very polite response was that he only asked as many women/couples here don't meet black or Asian guys but dont say so on their profiles, so he always asked first..I was suitably humbled-but still didnt meet him lol  |
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over a year ago
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"
i know you didn't ask for a blokes point of _iew but imho ur talkin nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It cuts both ways , some situations it helps other situations it hinders. Some women will find you attractive because of your skin colour some will find you unattractive because of it. I don't concentrate on my skin colour because it doesn't define me as a person. |
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"It cuts both ways , some situations it helps other situations it hinders. Some women will find you attractive because of your skin colour some will find you unattractive because of it. I don't concentrate on my skin colour because it doesn't define me as a person."
Very well said,none of us are just one thing. |
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I'll leave Funky out this argument as it will only confuse things, but...
I'm me. I look like me and act like me. It's me who want meets with people who are attractive and fun to me. I don't want to be something I'm not just to get a meet. Simple.
So basically act like me, er..no I don't mean that, I mean yourself. Yeah, that's it, act yourself.  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke
LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.
C'mon, limber up those lips.
I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either! "
Awww, I was told differently.
You won't mind if I step in then? |
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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke
LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.
C'mon, limber up those lips.
I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!
Awww, I was told differently.
You won't mind if I step in then?"
Be my guest, have you got anything I can lick whilst I'm waiting? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke
LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.
C'mon, limber up those lips.
I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!
Awww, I was told differently.
You won't mind if I step in then?
Be my guest, have you got anything I can lick whilst I'm waiting? "
Might have, let me see. *rustle rustle*
Is a gherkin any good? |
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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke
LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.
C'mon, limber up those lips.
I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!
Awww, I was told differently.
You won't mind if I step in then?
Be my guest, have you got anything I can lick whilst I'm waiting?
Might have, let me see. *rustle rustle*
Is a gherkin any good?"
It's not German is it? |
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"
I don't think the colour of your skin is the issue but probably to do with your age as majority of the ladies don't like having sex with someone that could be the same age as their child/ren.
Also the issue that you can't accommodate and you don't mention why on your profile. Most people wil over look you.
Hope this helps |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "
no but if you did random bar meet following an ultimate anal douche..
maybies.......... |
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "
ya forgot skat
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "
More than what you get now? Manwhore!! |
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!! "
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!!
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well? "
I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying. |
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!!
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?
I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying."
I've still got some vacancies. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!!
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?
I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.
I've still got some vacancies. "
I wasn't already in it??  |
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!!
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?
I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.
I've still got some vacancies.
I wasn't already in it?? "
You are, but you're not allowed in the green door until we've, you know, we've *whispers* done it! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!!
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?
I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.
I've still got some vacancies.
I wasn't already in it??
You are, but you're not allowed in the green door until we've, you know, we've *whispers* done it! "
And why is that? Hmm? 
It's not like I'm not all 'come hither' up here. Yorks still a bit chilly and these harem pants chafe! |
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?
More than what you get now? Manwhore!!
Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?
I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.
I've still got some vacancies.
I wasn't already in it??
You are, but you're not allowed in the green door until we've, you know, we've *whispers* done it!
And why is that? Hmm?
It's not like I'm not all 'come hither' up here. Yorks still a bit chilly and these harem pants chafe! "
Because the Green Door (adds capitols to get across the enormity of the secrte hidden behind them) holds a secret library and museum dedicated to me and Funky and our adventures across time and space.
It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first. |
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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.
I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?
You catch on quick... I like that.
I suspect you'd like something else more.  "
I'm willing to learn.
I think we need a room! |
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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.
I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?
You catch on quick... I like that.
I suspect you'd like something else more.
I'm willing to learn.
I think we need a room! "
I thought u had one Vic, the one with the padded walls! Do you still wear that funny jacket with the long sleeves when matron let's you out??? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.
I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?
You catch on quick... I like that.
I suspect you'd like something else more.
I'm willing to learn.
I think we need a room! "
Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently* |
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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.
I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?
You catch on quick... I like that.
I suspect you'd like something else more.
I'm willing to learn.
I think we need a room!
I thought u had one Vic, the one with the padded walls! Do you still wear that funny jacket with the long sleeves when matron let's you out???"
Matron has turned into 42 kobolds and eaten 'I can fly' man in the next room! |
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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.
I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?
You catch on quick... I like that.
I suspect you'd like something else more.
I'm willing to learn.
I think we need a room!
Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*"
Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!
We have feelings too! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*
Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!
We have feelings too! "
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
HAHAHAAAA
Thanks. I needed that. |
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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.
I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?
You catch on quick... I like that.
I suspect you'd like something else more.
I'm willing to learn.
I think we need a room!
I thought u had one Vic, the one with the padded walls! Do you still wear that funny jacket with the long sleeves when matron let's you out???
Matron has turned into 42 kobolds and eaten 'I can fly' man in the next room! "
That's a releif he was a noisy fucker and the tinned peaches never agreed with him. |
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"Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*
Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!
We have feelings too!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
HAHAHAAAA
Thanks. I needed that. "
Watch and learn guys, I think I just made her orgasm then.... well, she made some funny noises anyway |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*
Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!
We have feelings too!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
HAHAHAAAA
Thanks. I needed that.
Watch and learn guys, I think I just made her orgasm then.... well, she made some funny noises anyway "
Well they do say making a women laugh can help get her into bed. In your case it might be intensive care, but hey. It's a start! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"What was this thread about again?
Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.
Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.
It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once... "
Well, just to combine two threads about brown guys, I'll paint it with chocolate from melted kitkats. |
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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "
You been reading my profile again? |
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"What was this thread about again?
Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.
Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.
It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once...
Well, just to combine two threads about brown guys, I'll paint it with chocolate from melted kitkats. "
Phew! back on topic.
... he he, see what I did there?
Did ya?
*sigh* |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"What was this thread about again?
Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.
Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.
It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once...
Well, just to combine two threads about brown guys, I'll paint it with chocolate from melted kitkats.
Phew! back on topic.
... he he, see what I did there?
Did ya?
*sigh*"
NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......
*commits seppuku at terrible pun* |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Phew! back on topic.
... he he, see what I did there?
Did ya?
*sigh*
NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......
*commits seppuku at terrible pun*
Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!! "
Peaked too early. 
Oh, whoops. *iz ded* |
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Phew! back on topic.
... he he, see what I did there?
Did ya?
*sigh*
NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......
*commits seppuku at terrible pun*
Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!!
Peaked too early.
Oh, whoops. *iz ded*"
Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Phew! back on topic.
... he he, see what I did there?
Did ya?
*sigh*
NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......
*commits seppuku at terrible pun*
Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!!
Peaked too early.
Oh, whoops. *iz ded*
Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything? "
*still ded* |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Peaked too early.
Oh, whoops. *iz ded*
Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?
*still ded*
*shakes he*
Wake up woman! I have real ale and a Galaxy bar!! "
Wuh? Wazzat?
It's a miracle! I'm cured!!
Now gimme the booze and chocolate and piss off. |
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Peaked too early.
Oh, whoops. *iz ded*
Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?
*still ded*
*shakes he*
Wake up woman! I have real ale and a Galaxy bar!!
Wuh? Wazzat?
It's a miracle! I'm cured!!
Now gimme the booze and chocolate and piss off. "
*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....* |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!! "
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox? |
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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!!
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?"
I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!
Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!!
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?
I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!
Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either... "
You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant! |
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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!!
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?
I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!
Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...
You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!"
I saw one with an octopus once!!! Not nice. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!!
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?
I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!
Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...
You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!
I saw one with an octopus once!!! Not nice. "
Ah yes, Cthulu porn! |
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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!!
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?
I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!
Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...
You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!
I saw one with an octopus once!!! Not nice.
Ah yes, Cthulu porn!"
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"
*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*
Who said they were mine?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think they might be Funkies!!!
Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?
I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!
Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...
You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!
I saw one with an octopus once!!! Not nice.
Ah yes, Cthulu porn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! "
Yeah, found you out at last! I knew those pics were hiding something. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!
...you do know I'm not black don't you?
What??? Dammit!
To the OP, yes apparently "
I'll make an exception just for you. Because, as you know, once you go black, you never go back! |
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"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!
...you do know I'm not black don't you?
What??? Dammit!
To the OP, yes apparently
I'll make an exception just for you. Because, as you know, once you go black, you never go back! "
You say the sweetest things... you only want the wine and chocolate thought, admit it!! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!
...you do know I'm not black don't you?
What??? Dammit!
To the OP, yes apparently
I'll make an exception just for you. Because, as you know, once you go black, you never go back!
You say the sweetest things... you only want the wine and chocolate thought, admit it!! "
Would make a change. Usually my dates consist of a bus ride to the local dog track and a half or warm beer. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?
Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.
PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?
I don't care. I've pulled! "
Ooooh really?? Who?? |
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"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?
Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.
PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?
I don't care. I've pulled!
Ooooh really?? Who??"
er... I dunno, I was d*unk at the time but she keeps texting me |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?
Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.
PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?
I don't care. I've pulled!
Ooooh really?? Who??
er... I dunno, I was d*unk at the time but she keeps texting me "
LOL cheeky bugger. |
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By *objgukMan
over a year ago
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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?
Same answer as to your 'men in uniform' thread. If a Fabster mails/chats me saying 'Do you like black men', there is no way I would meet him. Playing the race card, or the uniform card, to try to get a shag shows a lack of
personality, and a lack of understanding of what's important.
When I have sex, I am having sex with a man, not his skin colour, not his clothes. And if he thinks his skin colour or his clothes is the most important thing about him.... well he's probably right, so I move on to thinking about whether the next man might be a better match for me.
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And to be fair sunny, by the time he was shagging you his uniform would be on the floor! |
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