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Essential criteria for success on fabs (for men)
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1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
The men we play with all do very well on Fab. Cock size varies from average to huge, but most are average. Not all of them have a cock pics on their profile. They all have a fair few verifications, or did have when they had a fab profile. A few of them are gym fit but most aren't. Most are goodlooking by most people's standards. I think they can all spell and all have a good personality. So I don't think that's totally true.
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
very bitter......
very very bitter........
completely wrong... but if thats how you feel, or that is your perception, then i think swinging isn't for you... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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Self worth
Self respect
Appreciation it's a shag, not a new kidney so don't lose perspective
Don't fawn
Treat people as you would expect and vice versa
And if it's sounds too good to be true, it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NSA sex site has pretty shallow criteria.
Shocking stuff.
Cant say OP is very wrong...but then I dont really know what anyone is expecting. Women have physical needs and desires just like men I guess. |
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wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
Are you following your own advice? |
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I am poking a bit of fun at the site, myself and the little peculiarities and themes that arise from being the dreaded single, middle aged and (shock horror), unimpressive white male on this site. If I cause any offence then my apologies. |
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"I am poking a bit of fun at the site, myself and the little peculiarities and themes that arise from being the dreaded single, middle aged and (shock horror), unimpressive white male on this site. If I cause any offence then my apologies. "
You'll have to do much better than that to cause offence here. |
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8 "
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Appreciation it's a shag, not a new kidney so don't lose perspective"
Although I did think the OPs list was funny, and not completely inaccurate, generally speaking. I laughed. |
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
Anyone with all of those sounds like marriage material, to be fair ... apart from one thing you missed, they have to be bi |
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....
Anyone with all of those sounds like marriage material, to be fair ... apart from one thing you missed, they have to be bi "
Being bi is huge factor these days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you "
you're welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"NSA sex site has pretty shallow criteria.
Shocking stuff.
Cant say OP is very wrong...but then I dont really know what anyone is expecting. Women have physical needs and desires just like men I guess."
Erm... last time I looked it was a swingers site...
The clue is in the name  |
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you "
Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy  |
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you
Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy "
Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?  |
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
Ha Ha, I took this hopefully in the spirit intended and it made me chuckle. Seems there's the usual proportion of people had their sense of humour bypass |
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you
Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy
Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded? "
But I wasn't scolding you! |
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you
Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy
Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?
But I wasn't scolding you!"
Haha I know you weren't but I was worried someone else might if I had the audacity to agree that women aren't easy to understand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you
Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy
Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?
But I wasn't scolding you!
Haha I know you weren't but I was worried someone else might if I had the audacity to agree that women aren't easy to understand "
Fair enough, men are easy to please. I soon realised that boob pics and action sex pics got more attention than holiday pics. So the original pics had to go  |
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
The only thing that applies to me from the above is my personality lol. |
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"wrong.
1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am
2) even if we've met before do not do no.1
3) even if we're married do not do no.1
4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable
5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet
6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them
7) be intelligible
8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)
Thank you
Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy
Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?
But I wasn't scolding you!
Haha I know you weren't but I was worried someone else might if I had the audacity to agree that women aren't easy to understand
Fair enough, men are easy to please. I soon realised that boob pics and action sex pics got more attention than holiday pics. So the original pics had to go "
Yes we are a fickle minded sex....
Mind you a normal pic is also nice to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que. "
Sorry. Couldn't possibly meet someone who can't spell queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que.
Sorry. Couldn't possibly meet someone who can't spell queue "
Lol very good.
I can spell it unfortunately my phone couldn't  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"NSA sex site has pretty shallow criteria.
Shocking stuff.
Cant say OP is very wrong...but then I dont really know what anyone is expecting. Women have physical needs and desires just like men I guess."
i expect you to call it a swinging site..nsa sex is optional here |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
bullshit... |
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"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que. "
Que? You're out of luck here Mate, you can't spell, lol.
Oh, and any woman on here can aquire a big black dick. Hell, you can probably get one to your house off here faster than Domino's can get you a pizza if so desired. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que.
Manuel?? "
Lol I'm blaming my phone ok!
But you can call me what you like |
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8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8 "
Can't work out if that's good or not... |
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8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two
9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention
*hence rule no.8
Can't work out if that's good or not... "
look at all the attention i got though... |
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"I am poking a bit of fun at the site, myself and the little peculiarities and themes that arise from being the dreaded single, middle aged and (shock horror), unimpressive white male on this site. If I cause any offence then my apologies. "
People always take these sort of threads way to seriously. I just assumed that, while there is some ironic truth in what you said, it was said tongue in cheek. |
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
I have met plenty of fab men, only 9 and 99 on your list are important to me - maybe your profile or messaging is causing you to miss out.....m x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
only 9 and 99 ( why 99 ?) are pre-requisites for us |
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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....
only 9 and 99 ( why 99 ?) are pre-requisites for us"
He got 99 problems and not having a bitch is one lol |
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As a single male from AMERICA I'd say I don't to terribly bad with anybody. . I have quite a few people.. male female couples... from the UK that actually talk to me. .. one of my biggest downfalls is well .... the ocean but the people I have talked to are really nice to me.. I have done one or two of those suck fuck pass threads on here ... and general consensus is a pass... but I have had a lot of folks offer up a pint.. and I'm cool with that. .. eat drink and be merry. ..
You will not impress everyone
You are not everyone's cup of tea
You be you if people don't like you for who you are, at least you don't have to carry a lie..
Be respectful
Be BRUTALITY honest
Do what you say
Say what you do
To thine own self be true |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
1) nope
2) nope
3) ..... 9) nope
10) yes |
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"1. Have an enormous dick.
2. Be black.
3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile
4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)
5. Have a six pack.
6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!
7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.
8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.
9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...
99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...
Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....
1) nope
2) nope
3) ..... 9) nope
10) yes"
Seems like personality is winner - who knew it eh??
Thanks for the pic fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally speaking i dont care too much for age, dress/boob size, hair colour etc. If you like a laugh and know what soap and water is used for then your potential in my book. Well, you'd need to be a female or couple but those are my only rules |
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