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if you woke up as the opposite sex whats the first thing you would do?
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over a year ago
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I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X"
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
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Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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Personally I'd start of by playing with myself, obviously.
Hopefully I'd be super hot so I could make a fab profile, take a shit load of sexy pics to get on page one and then verify _workout as the most amazing lover in the world.
Then I'd probably have to go to ann summers and get some toys. I'd love to know what it feels like with all these multi speed vibrating, pulsating weird and wonderful gadgets women get to play with |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X"
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him "
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X"
Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz
Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X
Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz
Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym "
I prefer going to the gym with Eve..
All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.
It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X
Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz
Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym
I prefer going to the gym with Eve..
All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.
It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home "
Guaranteed a bench on international chest day, just get Eve to distract everyone! I like your style! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
I would spend every day getting as much cock as possible, my pussy would be permanently leaking spunk into my panties, if I wore any that is
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X
Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz
Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym
I prefer going to the gym with Eve..
All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.
It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home
Guaranteed a bench on international chest day, just get Eve to distract everyone! I like your style! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a fart, scratch my arse. Head for the toilet and miss because i have a semi-on.
Get back to bed, get the old handcream on and have a quick knuckle shuffle.
Be rude not to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then I'd probably have to go to ann summers and get some toys. I'd love to know what it feels like with all these multi speed vibrating, pulsating weird and wonderful gadgets women get to play with "
You don't need to be a woman to experience them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a shower and a wank
Put on a suit
Go out get me a lady and see what the fuss is all about ... you know... cuming waiting 30 min then cuming again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X
Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz
Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym
I prefer going to the gym with Eve..
All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.
It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home
Guaranteed a bench on international chest day, just get Eve to distract everyone! I like your style! "
I am glad to see that I have my uses ha ha ha.
It's not fun working out whilst some guy is trying to catch your eye as he arm curls with bad form. Very awkward. 
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"I would definitely have a wank first.
Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.
I would wank again.
Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.
Eve. X
I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.
Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice
Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.
I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.
Eve. X
I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too
He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him
I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.
Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.
Eve. X
Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz
Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym
I prefer going to the gym with Eve..
All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.
It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home "
What a lucky man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A shit.
Well, surely my body clock would work the same whatever sex I was ."
No it wouldn't if your waking up as a female... don't expect more than once a fortnight and then it will be while you're out and no public toilets available  ...
xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A shit.
Well, surely my body clock would work the same whatever sex I was .
No it wouldn't if your waking up as a female... don't expect more than once a fortnight and then it will be while you're out and no public toilets available ...
xx"
Definatly not, you bodies internal clock will shut down when shopping and its reasonable spending response will stop completely  |
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