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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "
Ring the police and tell them some flasher has just broken into my house !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "
Think you were an intruder and smack you over the head with the baseball bat I keep close at hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sadly these attention seekers think they are helping their plight on here, the reality is they're just giving a bad name to all the decent single guys on here. "
or they make the half decent guys look fully decent. |
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"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls..."
Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...
Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?"
Lol. Pity, I'm painting right now and could of done with the extra roller.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...
Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?"
I wonder why he removed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...
Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?
I wonder why he removed it "
It probably wasn't a picture of his own cock! |
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call you a pervert for thinking that's appropriate behaviour in front of And 18m old and 3 year old twins girls and throw your arse out butt naked and let the karma of public humiliation do it's work |
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"Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)"
I was undecided on the 12 or 20 bore. Think it would have to be the 12 because the cartridges are more expensive for the 20 and I wouldn't want to waste them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...
Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?
I wonder why he removed it "
Was it because it was plastered all over the internet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make you dip it in paint and get painting the walls...
Anybody else find it hilarious that since you asked him to do something useful with his humungous cock, he's removed said picture!! Has he decided it's now not up for the job?"
Either that or it's a pic he got from the interweb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sadly these attention seekers think they are helping their plight on here, the reality is they're just giving a bad name to all the decent single guys on here. "
What's the matter with you! Can't folk post threads anymore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys."
I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ? |
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By *ill74Man
over a year ago
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do
Think you were an intruder and smack you over the head with the baseball bat I keep close at hand "
Exactly. Jail time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.
I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?"
Exactly! xxx |
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.
I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?
Exactly! xxx"
Sadly the attention seekers are the ones who can't get meets. This is mainly although not exclusively, single males who can't accommodate, their profiles are often non existent or illiterate, & contain too many cock photos.
Now we don't mind helping folk who help themselves & take forumites advice, but honestly there seems a plethora of people atm who want to use shock posts to get attention, getting involved in slanging matches with the very people who are best suited to help them. Thankfully the Op seems to have vanished realising probably the gravity & stupidity of his post!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.
I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?
Exactly! xxx
Sadly the attention seekers are the ones who can't get meets. This is mainly although not exclusively, single males who can't accommodate, their profiles are often non existent or illiterate, & contain too many cock photos.
Now we don't mind helping folk who help themselves & take forumites advice, but honestly there seems a plethora of people atm who want to use shock posts to get attention, getting involved in slanging matches with the very people who are best suited to help them. Thankfully the Op seems to have vanished realising probably the gravity & stupidity of his post!!"
He probably vanished when someone pointed out his cock pic wasn't actually his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.
I agree. The whole point of this site is to get people to look at you isn't it ?
Exactly! xxx
Sadly the attention seekers are the ones who can't get meets. This is mainly although not exclusively, single males who can't accommodate, their profiles are often non existent or illiterate, & contain too many cock photos.
Now we don't mind helping folk who help themselves & take forumites advice, but honestly there seems a plethora of people atm who want to use shock posts to get attention, getting involved in slanging matches with the very people who are best suited to help them. Thankfully the Op seems to have vanished realising probably the gravity & stupidity of his post!!"
Imo the attention seekers are those who post negativity on people's threads trying to derail the thread and make themselves look good when I actually they just show themselves as bullies. |
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys."
Not remotely a miserable fucker
He asked what I'd do and I told him
Was that not the point of the thread?, did I miss something? |
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"And there was me thinking ALL the ladies would want OP to join them in bed. Thats where I have been going wrong all these years "
Just run round with your wang out all day might get you a shag, might get you arrested it's a fine line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.
Not remotely a miserable fucker
He asked what I'd do and I told him
Was that not the point of the thread?, did I miss something? "
Yours was one of the more amussing contributions and yes did what op asked. xxx |
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"There's a lot of miserable bastards about these days. Ffs lighten up guys.
Not remotely a miserable fucker
He asked what I'd do and I told him
Was that not the point of the thread?, did I miss something?
Yours was one of the more amussing contributions and yes did what op asked. xxx"
Glad you saw the humour it was intended with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do
take the Amazon parcel off you and sign for it. "
Classic squirrel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do
take the Amazon parcel off you and sign for it.
Classic squirrel "
always on duty, m'lady .. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)
I was undecided on the 12 or 20 bore. Think it would have to be the 12 because the cartridges are more expensive for the 20 and I wouldn't want to waste them "
Yes, exactly. 20 bore cartridges are a horrendous price, 12's are cheap as chips! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do
Think you were an intruder and smack you over the head with the baseball bat I keep close at hand "
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"Shoot first, then ask questions! (12g shotgun, not with my penis!)
I was undecided on the 12 or 20 bore. Think it would have to be the 12 because the cartridges are more expensive for the 20 and I wouldn't want to waste them
Yes, exactly. 20 bore cartridges are a horrendous price, 12's are cheap as chips!"
Precisely! Would save money and ping it with an elastic band. If he was truly sorry and apologetic perhaps I would kiss it better for him. |
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"Whip off my clothes to reveal my big cock hanging between my legs, what would you do "
Hit you with a bat, tell you to get the fuck out of my house and call the police... A few days later following some serious beatings
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You asked |
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