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Worst meet ... beat this!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Our absolutely worst meet was with a couple from south Wales. She was lovely, kind, thoughtful and delicious. He was a belligerent monstrosity who when Carla said she wasn't interested called her a 'harlot sent to tempt God fearing men' and launched into reciting passages from the Bible. It was enough to put us off for months. But,thank God lust prevailed.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I think I may have been someone's worst meet

I've also had two women cancel re-meets on me and leave the site

(don't tell anyone though, it might be bad for business)

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By *awandOrderCouple over a year ago

SW London

"Our absolutely worst meet was with a couple from south Wales. She was lovely, kind, thoughtful and delicious. He was a belligerent monstrosity who when Carla said she wasn't interested called her a 'harlot sent to tempt God fearing men' and launched into reciting passages from the Bible. It was enough to put us off for months. But,thank God lust prevailed."

Had you agreed boundaries before hand as it seems both couples weren't clear on if it would be a full swap etc ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had you agreed boundaries before hand as it seems

both couples weren't clear on if it would be a full swap etc ..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We had met for a drink a couple of weeks before and they were both great and we had agreed on full swap/same room. Things started to come off the rails when he pulled me by the hair trying to force me to my knees. S intervened ...not violently but with enough force enough to let him know that he couldm't abuse me ... (don't fuck with Irish farmer's sons .. not unless you want to that is) and the runaway train started downhill.

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By *anmjmosesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Looool are you sure he wasn't keen on role playing.... But just didn't inform you he was in role.... Ha ha ha ha...

I'm joking.... I'm sure that would've been awkward

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By *4pleasureCouple over a year ago

N 42.709787, W -84.556222

I think we have you beat. We drove 2 hours to this couples house to hang out and have some fun, stay the night with them and go to a local event the next day. A couple hours in they invited another couple we had never met over to their place without telling us, ignored us and went to bed with the other couple while we were in the living room. We were pissed, if your not interested at least have the courtesy to be upfront and don't waste peoples time. This was not the first time we had met with them either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah so play had started

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

_4pleasure. Think you are right ... you have us beat. At least we got a reaction and now know Proverbs 29.3."A man who loves wisdom makes his father glad, But he who keeps company with harlots wastes his wealth."

Thinking of having it tattooed on my ass as a warning.

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By *4pleasureCouple over a year ago

N 42.709787, W -84.556222

"_4pleasure. Think you are right ... you have us beat. At least we got a reaction and now know Proverbs 29.3."A man who loves wisdom makes his father glad, But he who keeps company with harlots wastes his wealth."

Thinking of having it tattooed on my ass as a warning."

lol, written in old english

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

_4pleasure ... had thought about having it written in Sanskrit ... but there would have been about 80p characters and my ass isn't quite that big yet. Though I'm determined to work on it as I'm one of the few black girls without a gargantuan ass and I feel ethnically challenged. Carla xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got chatting to a single woman on here and she was really pretty.We got to know each other swapped numbers and eventually arranged to meet at my house just for a social.

She messaged me saying I'm here open the door.I looked out of my window and she was being dropped off by a little pick up van.

She came walking/stumbling up my drive and as I opened the door she virtually fell in and stunk of wine.

We had a quick hug and said hello and walked into the lounge and went to sit down and ended up falling over my table and just lay there laughing.

I started laughing with her and helped her up and as I did she grabbed my arm and said to me ' are you going to fuck me then or what and I want anal '

I didn't even have chance to answer her and she said where's your toilet.So I showed her and she kept saying quick.

I could clearly hear her being sick in there and when she came out she went to sit on my lap and I said there's no way we can do anything with you this d*unk.

She looked at me and tryed to kiss me with her sick mouth so I moved quick and just said I'm sorry we can't.

She stormed off and went back into the toilet and I could hear her on her phone saying 'pick me up hunny he's not going to do it'

About 3min went by and she stormed out the bathroom walked straight to my front door and I went to say bye and she looked straight at me and said 'thanks for nothing you fucking virgin I liked you but you have blown it now'

She walked out got back in the little pick up thing that was back outside mine now and they drove off.

I stood in my hall laughing more in shock thinking wtf just happened.

That was my worst one anyway and I won't mention names but she's still on fab as single.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cannock James xxx.. you win tonight's star prize.. a small van with a crazy woman in the back spreadeagled on a mattress.

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Sounds like she was a Vominatrix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like she was a Vominatrix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cannock James xxx.. you win tonight's star prize.. a small van with a crazy woman in the back spreadeagled on a mattress. "

Omg how lucky I feel wohoooooooooooo

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By *xtwinklesxxWoman over a year ago

nottinghamshire

My worst meet ever, was last time I was on here a few years ago. Had a lovely first meet with the guy, social drink, back to his to enjoy ourselves. Second meet went to his, chatting, chilling, moved on to the fun part,,,,ended up him dropping me at my house, I managed to ring my ex,,who had our children for the night,, to come over quickly, which he did. Very quick drive to kings mill where I was rushed straight through to resus, put on 2 drips and had to have surgery to repair the damage. I can laugh at this now as the guy messaged me a few days later asking when we were going to finish what we started lol, do I win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My worst meet ever, was last time I was on here a few years ago. Had a lovely first meet with the guy, social drink, back to his to enjoy ourselves. Second meet went to his, chatting, chilling, moved on to the fun part,,,,ended up him dropping me at my house, I managed to ring my ex,,who had our children for the night,, to come over quickly, which he did. Very quick drive to kings mill where I was rushed straight through to resus, put on 2 drips and had to have surgery to repair the damage. I can laugh at this now as the guy messaged me a few days later asking when we were going to finish what we started lol, do I win

im afraid to ask what the guy had actually done to you ? its not clear from your post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was going to ask the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our worst meet was one of our first, a couple came to our house, she got wankered on cherry lambrini and was sick all over our bedroom carpet, her husband tried to catch the sick in the bin from the bathroom, unfortunately it was a wicker bin so it just sprayed out between the little holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm far to discreet to divulge such information

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im afraid to ask what the guy had actually done to you ? its not clear from your post

He dropped her, I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our worst meet wasn't as bad as some on this thread, but we had a couple we met at abfab come over to ours. Her hubby mentioned she was nervous and body conscious which is fine but we were thinking is she doing it just for him. Anyway we bought in Chinese ate had a few drinks and time was getting on and nothing was happening eventually he starts getting her in the mood but she wasn't playing all she wanted was my OH to lick and play with her for girl on girl I just sat and watched, she came got dressed and they left about 3am. We were shattered and horny. They then asked when we can do it again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im afraid to ask what the guy had actually done to you ? its not clear from your post

He dropped her, I think"

Sounds like a nice guy !

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By *ayandpCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

We had our first two meets off here disastrous .the first meet been chatting for a while had a social which was fine met them at theirs for a few drinks started to loosen up a bit all going well got down to underwear she had a massive jealousy moment ended it with her partner then went and had a bath .we thought it would be a good time to leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one that sticks in our mind was a couple meet a while back. I was unaware at the time, but they both kept biting the mrs - she was not happy, I was oblivious. When they left, she made it clear she wasn't happy. Apparently not friendly nibbles, but full on biting too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An actual meet would be a fine thing but too be honest reading these stories is great entertainment and is actually a turn on but only up til it goes downhill haha

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shit it.

The one I went on with a young lad (19, shouldn't have but he was soooo beautiful).

Flipped after a few drinks and started going on about how he wanted me to beat him up. Not a bit of slap and tickle but bloodied and beaten.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?

Turned out he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him, piss on him and rape him.

Never finished a "date" before with: I think you should fuck off now and get your train.

He was only 19.

Think what he'd be like after a bit of practice.

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By *ustMe06Woman over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

He rocked up, looked like a startled rabbit in headlights...

I think the best way to describe his style was...off duty tax accountant...

He was as camp as a row of pink tents...in my opinion...which is fine, but did make me wonder why he'd came...

He came to the wrong door, one of my dogs barked and he actually, jumped. Jumped!

Sat on my bed...I sneezed, got a tissue...he said have you got cold?... I've just got rid of it...I can't get it again.

I asked if he was ok...he looked terrified...I said it was ok if he wanted to leave it...he got his coat...and off he popped...

I chuckled all the next day.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

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"Sounds like she was a Vominatrix

Fantastic!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking of having it tattooed on my ass as a warning."

Well, did you point out that Jesus hung out with Mary Magdelene? She was generally considered to be a harlot!

Sexy little Jewish minx she was!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a disastrous meet myself this week - I'm tempted to point the blame rather at them for a variety of reasons so I will be kind and not divulge. Suffice to say, I will not be meeting those without profile pics, or those wanting a "shared fee" towards a hotel when they are clearly making a massive profit having booked a broom-cupboard in a flea-pit and one of them is clearly more pimp than perve or player!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again. "

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol"

C'mon now, and I hope I'm not intruding but you gotta give us more than that. I can actually hear the drums from eastenders in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this thread. The barmy world of Fab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spontaneous meet with a couple, he couldn't speak very clearly so I assumed a lisp until I got in the house and saw all the white powder under his nose. I declined their offer to have some and they accused me of being a Police officer.

Never quite understood why those who do premium rate drugs are so generous with the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol"

wow I've seen naming and shaming others, but naming and shaming yourself??

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol

wow I've seen naming and shaming others, but naming and shaming yourself??

Wonder how long it'll be before he's starting a thread complaining about lack of meets.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

[Removed by poster at 29/11/16 13:58:45]

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A guy who is not on here anymore ...traveled over 2 hours to meet me, came on my leg accidentally within a few minutes, then left to 'pop to the shop' and didn't come back.

I didn't mind that you were so excited, I'm sure there could have been more time for fun.. but he was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My worst meet was a couple of years back I got chatting to a lady off here went for a social meet things was going amazing we was all over each other and decided to go back to hers ... well what can I say she must have been the local cat lady she had about 25 cats .. all house cats .. I've never smelt anything like it the smell was horrendous that bad it was making my eyes water i had to explain I'm allergic to cats and leave as I didn't want to hurt her feelings

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By *ustdoomnowMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

We had a meet planned with a lovely, single, bi lady. Saw pics, spoke to her on the phone and agreed to meet in a pub first. Half an hour late, a bloke walks in, sits down with us and introduces himself as her bf. She wasnt well, apparently and so, he came in her stead and he was going to fuck my lady and then me, take pics and show her. When he was told, politely, not going to happen, as neither of us liked playing with other men, he got verbally abusive, called us all the names under the sun and and got asked to leave by the barman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol"

Oh then there was that guy....

Good to see you back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My worst meet was a couple of years back I got chatting to a lady off here went for a social meet things was going amazing we was all over each other and decided to go back to hers ... well what can I say she must have been the local cat lady she had about 25 cats .. all house cats .. I've never smelt anything like it the smell was horrendous that bad it was making my eyes water i had to explain I'm allergic to cats and leave as I didn't want to hurt her feelings "
How you know she had 25 stay long enough to count them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met a guy once who dumped me in Manchester at 2am with no way of getting home, I live in Dudley, I spent most of the early hours walking round looking for a train station then sitting and waiting over two hours for the first train home

I feel I've beat you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol

wow I've seen naming and shaming others, but naming and shaming yourself??

Well I'm also glad I'm not on your list! Remember that time I got you blind d*unk and you said that shagging an elephant's tusk would give you more pleasure than 50 of me? Thought not! To be fair it was a compliment! Elephant's tusks are supposed to be aphrodisiacs, right!? And there was that other time I turned up and you hadn't invited me to the meet. You gave me a bottle of wine on the doorstep to make me go home! It was an expensive bottle too! You were clearly desperate not to see me! lol! Nice wine! Took me 6 hours to drive the 20 mins home!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel I've beat you

Now that really is a bastard!

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By *drianukMan over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Arranged to meet a couple. I arrived, knocked on the door to be greeted by a woman who...knew nothing of 'our meet'.

I think she had been set up by friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I may have been someone's worst meet

I've also had two women cancel re-meets on me and leave the site

(don't tell anyone though, it might be bad for business)"
By the look of your profile picture, your just like me, ! you put your foot in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My worst meet. I travelled 2 hours to meet this guy. Not knowing what he looked like. Said the sexual tension would guide me to him. I never meet unless I've seen someone but this guy intrigued me. I waited eagerly expecting a tall charismatic guy. Immaculately dressed. Suddenly coming towards me was a guy in scruffy fleece. Tatty jeans and mucky baseball boots. Horror struck as I'm an immaculate dresser. He sat down. Bloodshot eyes. I asked do you smoke and I dnt mean cigarettes he said yes. Was clearly high. I'd been up since 6am and my coach was 6.40pm no way was I staying all thst time. He bought me a coffee. No lunch. I said I wanted to go shopping so would go early. We left. Big sigh of relief. Asked me how did it go and when cam we fuck. Hahahahahaha never is the answer. I will never meet again without a pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With ex partner the meet with another couple was going very well we did notice his limp but thought nothing off it. Went back to theirs for some sep room fun. I was having a great time till he took his leg off. Ex just couldn't control herself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny that, I made a similar post once and got a forum ban for airing dirty washing. Merely telling a humourous story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will openly admit I was someones worst meet.

It was my first meet. I Got blind d*unk and threw up.

I couldn't drive home so had to spend the night in his hotel room. To say it was awkward in the morning is an understatement

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By *assie400Woman over a year ago

Oldham

Well I think I have u all beat

Met a guy off here in a public busy place for a social- turned up to only one car in the car park walked into the pub to find the bar man and one other person - just got a very creepy feeling turned around and walked quickly back to the car to find a bloke following me - managed to get into the car with the door locked before he started beating on the top of the car come on u know u wanna be fucked you bitch - I drove very fast

Needless to say it was some months before I arranged another meet and now I only meet in clubs

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By *rpharmacist50Man over a year ago

magherafelt

Were you offered bubbly milk at any stage ?

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am I the only one who's quickly skim read this thread praying they don't see a user they've met tell a story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I think I have u all beat

Needless to say it was some months before I arranged another meet and now I only meet in clubs

Scary stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I think I have u all beat

Needless to say it was some months before I arranged another meet and now I only meet in clubs

Holy shit that's scary as fuck you should have run him over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only one who's quickly skim read this thread praying they don't see a user they've met tell a story

I did and there is a lady I have met... luckily im not her disaster story lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The irony is that it was a couple that took references out of a bible lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No where near as bad as any of these but arranged to meet a guy for one on one (filming it for Mr) , turned up with a bag full of toys (spanking paddles etc) which hadn't been discussed but I thought I'd go with it and see what happened . Within 30 seconds of us starting to have sex he made this almighty noise (I thought he had hurt himself ) and then I realised he had cum. Spoke awkwardly for about five minutes , he left and then next day left the site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol

Oh then there was that guy....

Good to see you back

I will make it up to you... I blame the lady who has lead me down this path of debauchery for not educating me propperly on etiquette lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once went to a so called Mistress. I dressed in my uniform and spend two hours cleaning for her. Meanwhile she went back to bed took a few pills. And went to sleep. After I finished cleaning i went to wake her up.

She had somehow managed to poo herself and be sick all over the bed.

As a good maid I spend the next hour cleaning up the mess. Put on the washing machine etc put her into a clean nightie. Even remade the bed.

As she was still sleeping in the next room.

After 5 hours I got changed made sure she was alright and went home.

Next day she blocked me and that was that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We had a meet planned with a lovely, single, bi lady. Saw pics, spoke to her on the phone and agreed to meet in a pub first. Half an hour late, a bloke walks in, sits down with us and introduces himself as her bf. She wasnt well, apparently and so, he came in her stead and he was going to fuck my lady and then me, take pics and show her. When he was told, politely, not going to happen, as neither of us liked playing with other men, he got verbally abusive, called us all the names under the sun and and got asked to leave by the barman. "

blimey -- we do fem to fem chats to hopefully stop that - good grief

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like she was a Vominatrix

Lol.. good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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intrested to know what happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a dead heat between:

1. He bought me underwear, left me to change then entered the bedroom with his girlfriend (who I didn't know existed) wearing the same.

2. The charming chap who, after being told repetitively that he was too rough and I wasn't a fan of his not previously discussed dom moves, carried on after telling me 'but it's how I like it'.

Needless to say I didn't speak to either again.

Glad to see im not listed for ignoring you lol in my defence I did start dating that girl lol

wow I've seen naming and shaming others, but naming and shaming yourself??

Ok, I admit a little of that was a slightly fabricating the truth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To crazy wouldn't know where to start !!

Waking up to guards after getting knocked out wondering where all blood coming from !!

Was mine

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

glad to see no one mentioned us as a bad meet. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To crazy wouldn't know where to start !!

Waking up to guards after getting knocked out wondering where all blood coming from !!

Was mine

Usual crap from Cork birds lol... your wanker DJ Prenderville will be on soon to tell u all what to do...

CorkBirdsRnuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My next meet will be both my worst and best. I can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dying for nice pussy pussy on my face XP

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By *REEPALESTINEMan over a year ago

derby

Wtffff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arranged meet with couple with FB,turned up female in ripped flanellette pjs,introduced us to 4 year old child......Got kid to bed,he then wanted bareback,they had a row she went upstairs.We left and he was stood in lounge moaning he had gone without

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

If there was ever a thread on here that reinforces our decision to only meet in clubs. This is it.

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By *J SuffolkMan over a year ago

Lincoln

My ex fb and I met a couple in a hotel room I paid for. He wasn't very clean and left a few brown stains on the bed. She didn't say anything and just grunted. Needless to say I stopped everything and told them to leave. We still laugh at that meet when we chat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God some of these are terrible lol we've only had one meet that was bad but no we're neared bad as these just a "captain cum quick"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there was ever a thread on here that reinforces our decision to only meet in clubs. This is it."

I think the same about not meeting in clubs every time I read a thread about bad club experiences.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there was ever a thread on here that reinforces our decision to only meet in clubs. This is it."

You say that but we once arranged to meet a couple we knew at a club, we went in to a room and started playing when another couple entered who also knew our "friends", they asked to join and without asking us the our friends said yes..... then suddenly the male half of our friends makes some excuse and gets up taking his partner with him leaving us with this random couple who were not our type at all but we're stuck with them. Later the female half of our friends came up to us apologising and told us her partner didn't like the couple and wanted to get away from them.

About a year later we bumped into him and a new woman he asked us if we'd like to play with her as he knows we're game for it. We just ignored him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To crazy wouldn't know where to start !!

Waking up to guards after getting knocked out wondering where all blood coming from !!

Was mine

Usual crap from Cork birds lol... your wanker DJ Prenderville will be on soon to tell u all what to do...

CorkBirdsRnuts

Funny ( Not )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there was ever a thread on here that reinforces our decision to only meet in clubs. This is it.

About a year later we bumped into him and a new woman he asked us if we'd like to play with her as he knows we're game for it. We just ignored him"

Omg thats shocking!! I can't believe people's lack of respect for others

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

This thread makes me feel very lucky but has been fun reading...

Guess my worst was about five minutes in a bar, he looked nothing like his pic, looked totally bored as we stood waiting to order. Tried to chat and got one word answers. By the time the barmaid came over I just looked at him and said let's not bother.

Home and in my PJs 15 mins after leaving the house

Still nowhere near some of these stories

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once ended a drink with someone early because they were pretty predatory and coming on way too strong. He asked me why, and I let him know that I just wasn't comfortable with his behaviour.

His response was 'well, how about you tie me up, then there's no way I can rape you!'

...

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I once ended a drink with someone early because they were pretty predatory and coming on way too strong. He asked me why, and I let him know that I just wasn't comfortable with his behaviour.

His response was 'well, how about you tie me up, then there's no way I can rape you!'

...

..."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus Christ (literally!), what did you do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's nothink I went to a meet with a 28 year old female I arrived she was realy nice slim attractive we get down to Buisness on a cream leather sofa she had been drinking I bend her over she tells me to finger her so build up a steady rhythm she squirts then all of a sudden squirts again but I noticed a discussing smell I look down to see brown liquid running down my arm I look even closer and the cream sofa is now coverd in shit she turns around and asks is she bleeding errrm no uve shite omg I washed my hand and left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't it funny how the bad ones stick in your brain forever and most of the oh so good, lovely, lovely ones become distance memories that you struggle to remember at all

Just an observation. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's nothink I went to a meet with a 28 year old female I arrived she was realy nice slim attractive we get down to Buisness on a cream leather sofa she had been drinking I bend her over she tells me to finger her so build up a steady rhythm she squirts then all of a sudden squirts again but I noticed a discussing smell I look down to see brown liquid running down my arm I look even closer and the cream sofa is now coverd in shit she turns around and asks is she bleeding errrm no uve shite omg I washed my hand and left

I'm sure she's far more scarred by that than you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know asked for a meet again two weeks later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure she's far more scarred by that than you. "

I'm also sure it would be pretty awful for her to see this openly discussed on a forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't it funny how the bad ones stick in your brain forever and most of the oh so good, lovely, lovely ones become distance memories that you struggle to remember at all

Just an observation. xxx"

Yes we do this as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once ended a drink with someone early because they were pretty predatory and coming on way too strong. He asked me why, and I let him know that I just wasn't comfortable with his behaviour.

His response was 'well, how about you tie me up, then there's no way I can rape you!'

...

..."

WTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arranged to meet a couple. I arrived, knocked on the door to be greeted by a woman who...knew nothing of 'our meet'.

I think she had been set up by friends"

This happened to female when She was a single lady. She had spoke on the phone to the female of the couple and was given address and instructions for meet. She was asked to go wearing nothing but underwear and a coat and to walk straight in. She is too polite and would never just walk in someone's house. Anyway she turns up fully clothed, knocked on the door and a little old lady answers. She asks for the name of the lady and gentlemen she was expecting to meet and no one lived there of that name. She always arranges a social now before play

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By *pices69Couple over a year ago

Gravesend

We met a couple who seemed fine, until they then had an argument about his xbox gaming habits when she was asleep, apparently he sneaks downstairs and thats unacceptable. So we ended up playing marriage counsellors. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had a few bad meets. One was with a guy who's fuck bud phoned in tears and the car alarm kept going off in the end i told him to take me home and go and see the fuck bud. And another meet with a guy at hes home. Hes fuck bud came to hes home and it didnt bother her or him to chat away and forget i was there. As i cant drive i had to wait for him to take me home.(she came too) i sat in the back of the car on the way home (i mite as well been invisible) was glad to get home. Now i wont meet men with a fuck bud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg thats enough to put us right off swinging.

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By *anmjmosesMan over a year ago

Northampton

All of these sounds like tragic cast crashes of experiences. Faaakkking hell. There must be some good stories out there. How about describe your best meet

;-);-).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be here all day as we've had heaps of horrible meets.

The first that springs to mind though... was a middle aged guy we met whilst out dogging.

He struggled to get hard and then he eventually did and put the condom on and I bent over into the car and he slid his cock in and went "oh shit." I was confused as he pulled away. He'd came the instant he put his cock in me

Poor guy

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worst meet I had was a social meet. Couldn't meet in the coffee shop as arranged and he had already left and was halfway. So messaged him he could meet at mine for coffee.

When he arrived I knew straight away there was something not right he was weird and full on. But I did make him a coffee as seemed a polite thing to do as he had travelled over an hour.

He asked to use the bathroom so I told him where to find it. Meantime I ring a local fab friend and say I'm not comfortable with him here something strange about him

Man in question taken ages in the bathroom, I shout to see if ok

He says yes

A few minutes pass still not finished in the bathroom

Ring fab friend so he says be there in a few minutes

Meantime I

Thinking is this guy robbing me, all things going through my head

Eventually I go upstairs to see if he is ok

Only to see my daughters bedroom door open which I know I closed earlier

I went to the bathroom the guy was t there so goes to my daughters bedroom oudhes the door open and there is the guy laid in my daughters bed dressed in stockings wearing my daughters underwear and does laid wankjng himself

Let's say the air was rather blue and my friend arrived in time to throw him out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst meet I had was a social meet. Couldn't meet in the coffee shop as arranged and he had already left and was halfway. So messaged him he could meet at mine for coffee.

When he arrived I knew straight away there was something not right he was weird and full on. But I did make him a coffee as seemed a polite thing to do as he had travelled over an hour.

He asked to use the bathroom so I told him where to find it. Meantime I ring a local fab friend and say I'm not comfortable with him here something strange about him

Man in question taken ages in the bathroom, I shout to see if ok

He says yes

A few minutes pass still not finished in the bathroom

Ring fab friend so he says be there in a few minutes

Meantime I

Thinking is this guy robbing me, all things going through my head

Eventually I go upstairs to see if he is ok

Only to see my daughters bedroom door open which I know I closed earlier

Let's say the air was rather blue and my friend arrived in time to throw him out

if i had been there he wouldn't have been walking out, hobbling would have been his best case scenario!

That's just wrong and scary on so many levels

Until I read that one I was going to say this has been my favourite thread.

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By *orny47suckmenowMan over a year ago

maidstone

There are some definite sick people out there.

I had a nice conversation with what seemed like a nice woman, all was going well, we had arranged to meet and then nothing, she disappeared off the site.

If you would rather not meet, just say, but on the other hand, I hope nothing serious happened that she couldn't reply.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeeez

I'm going to stop complaining now about guys that can't get hard!

Can anyone actually get hard though, I'm starting to wonder...!

Roo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got chatting to a single woman on here and she was really pretty.We got to know each other swapped numbers and eventually arranged to meet at my house just for a social.