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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone want to suck my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to suck my cock"
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass
Can I ask why xx"
I dont know what is attached to the cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No."
Could everyone give their reason why they wont |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont"
You probably don't want to know, it could get brutal.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont
You probably don't want to know, it could get brutal. "
Mail me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hahaha everybody give me a reason 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to suck my cock"
sarcastic comment removed.
No thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont"
Or,
Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!
(Apologies in advance to dog lovers) |
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Thanks for this OP, but nope.
The reason? (I hope you can cope).
You are somewhat blunt.
Perhaps even a.... fool.
But take heart. There is always hope.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont
Or,
Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!
(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)"
Thanks for that. Would love to know what I have done for you to be calling me a dick if you didn't like my post then you didn't have to answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont
Or,
Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!
(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)
Thanks for that. Would love to know what I have done for you to be calling me a dick if you didn't like my post then you didn't have to answer"
Just in a odd mood I guess and at least in a large part teasing. No offence actually intended but you did kinda ask why people said no. Soz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give it here, I'll do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel as you never asked me personally and still have yesterday's status as the same request I'll have to say no .
Also and possibly the major factor in my non complance, you didn't even say please !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel as you never asked me personally and still have yesterday's status as the same request I'll have to say no .
Also and possibly the major factor in my non complance, you didn't even say please !! "
Good point, manners cost nothing when requesting sexual favours from strangers online |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to suck my cock"
no  |
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No
Simply because you sound like you want anyone or anything to suck you cock and I'm worth more than that. |
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I was gonna say yes but as everyone else has said no I've changed my mind.
I like to go with the flow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
Simply because you sound like you want anyone or anything to suck you cock and I'm worth more than that. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont
Or,
Yes, cut it off and send it by courier and we'll feed it to the alsation next door. At least it won't then have to deal with the dick behind it!
(Apologies in advance to dog lovers)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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classy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it ! "
Its a no from me
How many no's now then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on the situation. . . Would you be wearing condom for it? Will there be anything in it for me? Will you come to me or would I have to travel for the privilege?
So many questions but I expect the answer will still be no!! Thanks for the offer though. . I've never had such a unique proposition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then? "
A thread can go only to 175 replies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then? "
A thread can go only to 175 replies |
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It's not a bad looking cock - I am a great cock sucker, but you're not on the doorstep op |
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Nice cock and arse...but no thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No  I don't need my teeth flossing thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll give it a pass ta, pal. |
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No you have dirty finger nail's,I'm sure I've said that before! |
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies "
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
Could everyone give their reason why they wont"
Ok.
I said no because I like to like the guys whose cocks I suck. I don't know you or what you look like. You have neither a body nor a face picture visible. Also, as someone else already said, you sound as if you'll take anyone who is willing to suck your cock, and I'm not *just* anyone. 
So my answer is no. But if any of the guys I know, like, and chat with would like to ask me, the answer might be different  |
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Gets comfy with my haribos. Jack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I said yes but appear to have been pied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somehow I dont think tonight is going to end with a blow job for the op. |
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He'll probably get more replies saying 'no', than if he'd written individual messages to as many people - so something good will come out of it, at least.
I think most of us are the same, that we're open to fun with people where the whole package, not just the cock package, is attractive to us, including personality. That's a potential killer for Fancy a Fuck/Fancy a Suck offers.  |
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"Thanks for this OP, but nope.
The reason? (I hope you can cope).
You are somewhat blunt.
Perhaps even a.... fool.
But take heart. There is always hope.
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What he said but less subtle
I'd rather suck a cuttle
Fish. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Well its a no from me & I'll ask H when she comes in but I've a feeling it'll be a no too..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed"
I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn. |
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Who wouldnt want to turn up to suck a strangers cock with 2 cock pics and a poor profile? Jack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No because basically you sound like you've no standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed
I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn. "
It's a  warrior technique hush hush n all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% from us that's x 2 that count ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies "
Me an my 25 workmates all say No! Does that count as 26 no's! Come on Beardy, we will get you there, pucker those lips! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
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We'll unless someone does a pole in Tescos it'll never get to 189 no's however seeing as it was FB that made the offer I'd be willing to do the data collecting in Tesco as long as they counted and he made good his offer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"100% from us that's x 2 that count ?? "
No that is no no no no and no rehab |
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
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Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish... |
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Me an my 25 workmates all say No! Does that count as 26 no's! Come on Beardy, we will get you there, pucker those lips! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed
I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.
It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that"
Only platinum members can do it I think |
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed
I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.
It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that"
Is there a way in to the hush hush?
Bloody hell I dont even have a emoji |
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My reply was a no if that was missed,I'll say it again further down the line...just in case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish..."
I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to suck my cock"
No
I'll suck a cock one day but not today |
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After all Fabulous didn't say it had to be no's from different people |
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed
I've wondered about that, another forum secret im yet to learn.
It's a warrior technique hush hush n all that
Only platinum members can do it I think "
Oh ok thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Becomes platinum to say NO NO again if thread closed  |
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish...
I'm in "
Excellent,so that's a 'no' from you then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a no from me.anywhere near 189 yet |
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My neighbours just said no! I make that 104 no's!
I hope you are not a 'biter' Beardy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no.
because
1. i have no idea who you are or what your like.
2. your fooking miles away.
3. im not attracted to you.
4. what the fuck are you offering? |
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Another no from me if that helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had anyone said yes yet? Oh go on then ......only joking it's a great big no from me. Sucking random knobs isn't for me thanks and if it was they would need to be bigger and prettier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suspect a different approach was needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will if you dont tell my wife.I wear her undies too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knocked on neighbours door even she said no and she's 84 with no fangs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish..."
Not to get all legalese but the implied contract by fab and bearded did not stipulate that the no's had to be from separate entities, I'm sure he just said if you get the required number of no's, so that is an additional 180 no's from me |
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"Anyone want to suck my cock"
Nope.
Suck mine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knocked on neighbours door even she said no and she's 84 with no fangs "
So funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suspect a different approach was needed "
Wonder what response the female equivalent would get. Go on!! Someone must want their piss flaps licking! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suspect a different approach was needed
Wonder what response the female equivalent would get. Go on!! Someone must want their piss flaps licking! ! "
I suspect an inbox meltdown would have happened.
That said, if the OP had been a woman, and the profile was similar, along with poor pics, she'd get a no from me. I'm fussy when it comes to pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow. There really is an amazing amount of people that really don't want to suck your cock!
That must really suck ???? Or not... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed"
Can you really do that ?
Well in that case forget what I've said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed
Can you really do that ?
Well in that case forget what I've said "
Backtracking faster than a Tory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only 104 to go till you get to pucker up those lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha you all team up against me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only 104 to go till you get to pucker up those lips "
Hahahaha bloody hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What have I done !!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dropped yourself in it I'd say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm let me think about it.
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Hmm mmm..
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Hmm mmm
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Tempting
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But no
~Mia |
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"I suspect a different approach was needed
Wonder what response the female equivalent would get. Go on!! Someone must want their piss flaps licking! ! "
Hmmmm. Licking of piss flaps? Let's see.
I'm a pervert so it's surely maybe....
I prefer 'urine wings'
Or 'badly wrapped things'
But as you asked so nice, yes, I decree.
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies "
Incorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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90 to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Incorrect "
I am actually crying mow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropped yourself in it I'd say "
So deep I can't even get out haha |
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over a year ago
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Oh, and its a no from us two too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropped yourself in it I'd say
So deep I can't even get out haha leave him alone ! He is a great lad and He doesn't like it deep"
Thank you mate you are ace for saying that !
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"Dropped yourself in it I'd say
So deep I can't even get out haha "
No one said you had to take it deep just do what you are comfortable hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropped yourself in it I'd say
So deep I can't even get out haha
You are the best hun "
Stop you are making blush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropped yourself in it I'd say
So deep I can't even get out haha leave him alone ! He is a great lad and He doesn't like it deep
Thank you mate you are ace for saying that !
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I said yes, but will now change my answer to no.... open wide! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It could be the start of something beautiful. |
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
Well worth making sure it get's to that number in my mind don't you agree . I want to be there when he does as well. Thread needs filling up with rubbish...
Not to get all legalese but the implied contract by fab and bearded did not stipulate that the no's had to be from separate entities, I'm sure he just said if you get the required number of no's, so that is an additional 180 no's from me "
I said that earlier up,this is a lot of no's... |
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"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op "
So that's a no just to confirm?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op
So that's a no just to confirm?!"
Well I did not want too be so blunt . But yes . |
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Incorrect
I am actually crying mow "
We're not . I'm pleased it looks like the op won't be disappointed after all! |
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"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op
So that's a no just to confirm?! Well I did not want too be so blunt . But yes . "
Excellent another no,looking good for Fabulous then isn't it |
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"OP if you'll get 189 no, I will suck it !
Its a no from me
How many no's now then?
A thread can go only to 175 replies
Not if you know how to get back in it after it's supposedly closed
Can you really do that ?
Well in that case forget what I've said "
Err I don't think so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope to hairy |
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"I can do the 12th of never if that's any help op
So that's a no just to confirm?! Well I did not want too be so blunt . But yes . "
Good another no |
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"Where's DaimondJoe? He might."
No no Fabulous offered first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does another no from me count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's DaimondJoe? He might."
I think Joe is more of a suckee than a sucker |
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"Does another no from me count? "
Yes of course it does |
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Thanks but that's a no from us... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keep the momentum going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's nice how the forum community is really coming together to get this guy a blow job. Nice of you, too, Fabulous and Bearded, for offering.
Marc says no, as well, so you can add that to the tally. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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No
Because
A) You're a bloke, and I'm even more straight than FabulousandBearded...
B) You don't get that you come across as desperate
C) You're far too desperate
D) I like to laugh during meets, and I'm not convinced we share the same sense of humour.
E) I don't think we'd have much we could talk about either
F) I've had to reword some of these so as not to get a ban. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's nice how the forum community is really coming together to get this guy a blow job. Nice of you, too, Fabulous and Bearded, for offering.
Marc says no, as well, so you can add that to the tally."
It's a community, and we provide a valuable service for those not getting their dick sucked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to suck my cock"
NO THANK YOU. I like mine a little darker |
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Oh, I forget to give you my answer...
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Nah. |
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I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).
If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??
You did ask OP! |
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"No
Because
A) You're a bloke, and I'm even more straight than FabulousandBearded...
B) You don't get that you come across as desperate
C) You're far too desperate
D) I like to laugh during meets, and I'm not convinced we share the same sense of humour.
E) I don't think we'd have much we could talk about either
F) I've had to reword some of these so as not to get a ban."
Art, for a sartorial man,
Should allow you to escape the ban.
Use a poem to say
'Not a suck' (Nor foreplay)
With a 'dickhead' as part of the plan.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).
If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??
You did ask OP! "
Eagle eyes. Well spotted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's DaimondJoe? He might.
I think Joe is more of a suckee than a sucker "
and he's already answered. |
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over a year ago
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"I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).
If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??
You did ask OP! "
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"I may have said yes if I hadn't noticed the fingernails (now everyone looks at your pics).
If you can't keep yr nails clean,what maybe lurking under the foreskin??
You did ask OP! "
That's why I said no as well |
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How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!"
we're getting near that magic target. I've forgotten if we said no so gonna chuck 2 more no's in for good measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok |
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"How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!we're getting near that magic target. I've forgotten if we said no so gonna chuck 2 more no's in for good measure "
It's alway's good to confirm thing's isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going with the general consensus and say no xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many no's is that,it must be well over by now?!we're getting near that magic target. I've forgotten if we said no so gonna chuck 2 more no's in for good measure
It's alway's good to confirm thing's isn't it "
Of course, you did say no didn't you? |
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over a year ago
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No. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"ok
You meant no didn't you! "
Anyone would think you were enjoying this
Ere fb, I reckon you could sell a few tickets for this one, maybe make it worth it?
Oh just to confirm, it was two no's here, & i'm waving a Richmond in front of the dog & looks like he says no too..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on guys, we can't let this fail at the last moment |
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"Is anyone actually counting the no's because Fabulous and bearded has made a very generous offer.......
And it is a no from me.
We'll unless someone does a pole in Tescos it'll never get to 189 no's however seeing as it was FB that made the offer I'd be willing to do the data collecting in Tesco as long as they counted and he made good his offer
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Sadly I've never done anyone in Tescos, let alone a pole! However, I just nipped over to the local Tesco corner shop to do a poll and quietly asked the nice attractive young lady on the tannoy to ask everyone if, given a profile picture of a guy facing the wrong way, they'd agree to suck his cock?
She looked at the pic and said, "Well, I know we've got about 60 regulars in here plus a few more. I know all the regulars and, speaking for them as well as for myself, the answer can't be a yes! Sorry! And I would announce it but the tannoy got fucked yesterday and if got a dicky throat! Know what I mean love? Bit of a strange question though int it love! I mean if it was yours I might say yes but it clearly isn't! Is ee reelly desperate or sumfing? Bless!!!"
So, about 61 people in Tescos have technically said NO! |
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"Come on guys, we can't let this fail at the last moment "
You did count us as 2 votes for no didn't you?! |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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And mine equalls 62 from Tescos! What's the tally of nos so far? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Well H took a dozen old dears from the residential home for a pub lunch. Even at eighty plus ten said no cos they hadn't been introduced and the other two couldn't remember what a cock was..
So that's another ten there
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"Well H took a dozen old dears from the residential home for a pub lunch. Even at eighty plus ten said no cos they hadn't been introduced and the other two couldn't remember what a cock was..
So that's another ten there
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Boy I love you Mrs! That's hilarious! Glad you didn't confuse them by serving spotted dick as the dessert! |
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Hard choice but I'm going to go with no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hard choice but I'm going to go with no"
Yay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw the bearded mans thread sayin he would haha thought when i read it maybe you will regret that so this is for you ha |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks! "
god thats just had me smiling havent heard the word yonks in yonks |
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I reckon thats 108 no's on the thread inc couples, I pm'd..texted a few site mates another 5 no's! 113!
If we accept 'work colleagues, the Tesco's poll and the residential care home response, that's another 86 no's!
Don't want to let Fab and Bearded down, so maybe a couple of volunteer 'fluffers' for the OP...a bit unfair to give Beardy a flaccid one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a few hours thinking about it .. it's still a massive fooking no by him and even bigger no by her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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27 to go. Last big push.
Let's get the Op's cock sucked |
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Well that is a 115 site member no's and 86 general public no's!.... |
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"27 to go. Last big push.
Let's get the Op's cock sucked "
Ignore my sums....Stick with this one... he cannot refuse these calculations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nooooooo "
Are you certain? I'm not getting the vibe of your answers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could anyone give me their bank account and pin number? And if not give me reasons why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could anyone give me their bank account and pin number? And if not give me reasons why?"
Start your own thread
Answer the OP on whether you'd suck his cock or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just asked my friends on facebook and had 16 replies..... they all said no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op do they need a pulse or just still warm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could anyone give me their bank account and pin number? And if not give me reasons why?
Start your own thread
Answer the OP on whether you'd suck his cock or not "
Not even if it had magic sprinkles on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
Simply because you sound like you want anyone or anything to suck you cock and I'm worth more than that. "
Too right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'll be a no from me too...tho maybe OP got lucky, he's not been back on for yonks!
god thats just had me smiling havent heard the word yonks in yonks "
Me neither, I'm going to use it more often as from today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nooooooo
Definitely a no
No
No
and no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely a no"
Spoilsport |
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Nooooooo
Definitely a no
No
No
and no
One of these day's I'll find out how to do a fresh post! |
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Nooooooo
Definitely a no
No
No
and no
One of these day's I'll find out how to do a fresh post!
Someone needs to tell me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just delete your previous post text. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its another no from me |
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Nooooooo
Definitely a no
No
No
and no
One of these day's I'll find out how to do a fresh post!
Someone needs to tell me
because keep adding to the same post is just stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's Mr Fab, somebody go n find him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and another resounding no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope he doesn't go UNLOS |
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I want to see new pics from either the op or Fabulous! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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I just asked three jehovah's witnesses who happened to call.
Bad news for OP, they all said no.
Good news for me, they lost interest in selling their belief system to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And there's 189. Our mission is complete |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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How many more are needed?
Do I have to go door to door myself? I'll need to get ahead of the witnesses... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How many is that now? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Thank christ for that. New thread for the happy couple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay! On your knees F&B |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab n Pleaseme sitting in a tree,
S-u-c-k-i-n-g
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Am I too late did I miss the sucking? |
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