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Post Your FWB Wanted Ads Here Part III
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By *40 maleMan
over a year ago
chesterfield |
Wanted! Female fwb
Ideally aged between 25-45, local to the east mids/south yorks, looking to meet both daytime and evenings. Preferably with a good personality, easy to chat with etc.
Bonus if you have freckles.
Apply within ladies x |
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"I didn't notice that the last one had filled up "
I didn't even notice the previous threads ?? |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated! |
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
You sound perfect |
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Male 25-35 days nights in or out
lots of fun but cosy dvd nyts
must be single |
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Fuck buddy required.
Must be near enough to Milton Keynes but not living on my doorstep, as I can't travel, but need to not bump into you in Tesco.
Looking for someone who's equally happy to go out for the odd drink, or have a sensual hotel meet, with the occasional obligatory photos taken during play (no face pics) for my husband as I do this as a "hotwife" scenario.
You'll be nice to look at, charming and a bit clever.
And you have to put up with me. Apologies in advance for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FWB required.
Age: 18-50 (the older the better)
Large breasts, must have a nice personality, curvy, must like to be wined and dined.
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Fuck buddy required.
Must be near enough to Milton Keynes but not living on my doorstep, as I can't travel, but need to not bump into you in Tesco.
Looking for someone who's equally happy to go out for the odd drink, or have a sensual hotel meet, with the occasional obligatory photos taken during play (no face pics) for my husband as I do this as a "hotwife" scenario.
You'll be nice to look at, charming and a bit clever.
And you have to put up with me. Apologies in advance for that. "
If only I was closer to Milton Keynes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Female fwb
Required
30-55
For evening and weekend meets. Hotels clubs and socials like to do road trips to different clubs around the uk and see which is best
Am a genuine nice polite gent but can let out the kinkster now and then
Take a look at my profile veris and pics
And message for a chat. |
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
You are a rare species then, I think that's what quite a few ladies would love! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Looking for a fwb (or 2) who is local, able to accommodate, available during the day and looks and smells good enough to eat. Someone who would like to come to a club occasionally and who needs to practice their rope skills as that's something I'd love to explore.
Tall with a bit of manly grrrrrr and a great kisser a must |
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Mine hasn't changed since the last time...
NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- A woman
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonably local
- Delightfully filthy
- The owner of a hairy fanny |
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This was my original advert, with some additions
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NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox
And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits
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"Mine hasn't changed since the last time...
NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- A woman
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonably local
- Delightfully filthy
- The owner of a hairy fanny"
Copy cat |
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"Mine hasn't changed since the last time...
NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- A woman
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonably local
- Delightfully filthy
- The owner of a hairy fanny
Copy cat "
Any similarities are purely coincidental |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!
You are a rare species then, I think that's what quite a few ladies would love!"
Hopefully I'll find someone then!
And why can't you and _ady lick both be closer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[x] Within 30 miles of SP10
[x] Vagina
[x] Pulse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck buddy required.
Looking for regular hook up.must be young and fit.daytime meets preferably.must have good teeth.couldn't kiss someone with rotten teeth never mind fuck them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!" I'll take the job . |
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!
You are a rare species then, I think that's what quite a few ladies would love!
Hopefully I'll find someone then!
And why can't you and _ady lick both be closer? "
I'm confident you will! I was thinking the same thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck body required in London...??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Regular fwb required for fun in and out of the bedroom... Must be single and from 28 to 40 x |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
Pinched with permission
P.s. I'm not averse to travelling for the right applicant. Passionate kissing is compulsory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've almost given up but I'll try again!
FWB wanted
Male
35 - 49
Local
Can accomodate
Good sense of humour essential!
Taller than me
Is this too much to ask for!!!!!?
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By *obynWoman
over a year ago
nottingham |
"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
Mmmmm....aren't you yummy |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!
Mmmmm....aren't you yummy "
Oh I'll definitely say the same about you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't hold out much hope but...
Female
25-40yo
Slim/Average/Curvy
If can accommodate would be ideal but not crucial.
Mustn't take themself too seriously, feminine, kind, light hearted and pretty would be nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok here goes
Wanted fwb to enjoy regular meets for fantastic sex either 1 on 1 or as a swinging couple
Also love cuddles and just good company maybe go for a few drinks some food catch a film that sort of thing
My fwb needs to be good looking sexy gsoh and generally good guy
Looking for a man aged from 34 to 50 or thereabouts and living in the liverpool area as thats where im moving to in 3 weeks time
Happy fabbibg you fabulous people
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heres my ad
Looking for a tall (over 5"10 preferably) guy for regular meets and who has a high sex drive. Who likes the odd meal out, walk or movie and who is very tactile and who adores cuddles. Love banter, cheekiness so if youre a closed book or shy then it probably wouldnt work.
Men aged 32 to 50 preferably. Portsmouth/Chichester/Southampton area preferred and must be able to accommodate also.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where do I get an application form Mona? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man Required.
Must enjoy the taller, fuller figured woman
Own teeth essential
High Sex Drive
Good sense of Humour
Must enjoy hugging and kissing and having their pecker sucked at inconvenient times (when World Champion Snooker final is on telly etc).
Applicants can apply within. Anytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm kind of busy but wouldn't mind having someone as a friend i can fuck, who will also not fuck up all the work i've done on myself this past year and more. must not fuck up the faith in mankind i'm getting back lately also.
age range not strict, so long as we can go out or do stuff other than sex and have long sex sessions.
i am a dick but very caring deep down. apply to my inbox for dates and good sex. be fairly local and have a car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fwb required must be male.
within an hours drive of pe21
25-50
can accommodate
be available some day times and some evenings
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fwb needed
Good sense of humour and ability to hold a conversation about random shit as well as naughty stuff!
Got to be at least 6ft tall.
Somerset area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Started writing my ad but it was ridiculously unachievable so will just stick to wanting a boyfriend. |
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I'd like a fwb and the first criteria that they need to fulfil is to live close to Brighton. |
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
Get your coat ....youve pulled .. |
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Me too please
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!
Get your coat ....youve pulled .. "
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Fussy opinionated old bat looking for someone local for evenings out that end with eye-wateringly good sex. |
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There's just no point I'll not find him |
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Two ladies pref 30 -50 ....one blonde one brunette....thigh length boots and riding boots and jogpurs....one whip some handcuffs ....dirtier and totally depraved plus a big bath and scented candles with low ambient lighting as I'm kinda of a romantic like that ....that's for after the barn ogh and one one of those two ......pm me and I'll get some drinks in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male fwb required
Young (ish) or at least a young outlook
Must be able to accommodate
Someone to go for meals with, get a bit tipsy with and have sex with
To meet up around once a month or so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, I'm not expecting anything like many others in here but:
Female 22-55
Within 2hrs drive of Eastbourne or in London.
Enjoys nice wine, music, films and laughter.
Cuddles, kissing and gentle or house-shakingly passionate sex on the menu!
Please? You must be out there somewhere?
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Wanted....
Fwb - semi regular, enjoys horror movies and going out for a drink occasionally.
No ideals physically, however I do prefer the bigger built fella.
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Looking for a lady who's into young lads for some fun. Looking for 20 - 50.
I'm interested in a lot of things and willing to try even more. I'm good with my tongue and can also have a good conversation with you if need be. Pm me |
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I'd love a tall, local man with a sprinkle of kink who can accom.
Must have own wine cellar and a well stocked chocolate cupboard.
Preferably with a bigish willy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!
You sound perfect "
Exactly that'.More than perfect. If there;s anyone looking for a tubby late fifty something with a wish list like this then I'm all yours'.xx |
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Let's see what comes if this aye
FWB required must be female
Local to Birmingham city centre
25-50
I can accommodate but fwb would need to be able to accommodate also
be available some day times, evenings and some weekends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think I can take the disappointment so will stick to my new toys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In need of a FWB.
Tallish, average build, good humour and a devil between the sheets.
Must enjoy my wobbly bobbly bits as I have plenty of them..
No short men fankooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't realise this was still going |
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Just a lady fwb will do fine - been looking for 2 years! Must be one out there somewhere!! |
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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"[x] Within 30 miles of SP10
[x] Vagina
[x] Pulse"
Made me laugh!! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Female fwb
Or exceptional male
Age not old enough to be my parent or young enough to be my child.
Must have a fun loving element and see the positive things in life.
Must like big dogs (puppy) |
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I have a fwb but more always welcome xx |
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Looking 30-65
Local to brighouse yorkshire
That can accommodate in the day after 9am
Thats it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
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I think if men understood the benefits of FWBs/FBs they might be more enthusiastic. I suspect they think its a sort of monogamous relationship. |
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Ooppss forgot to say localish to me in Huntingdon and single a must and male. Looks not important but must be a giggle and warped sense of humour like me lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
I think if men understood the benefits of FWBs/FBs they might be more enthusiastic. I suspect they think its a sort of monogamous relationship."
Ha! Exactly!
I really don't think they get it ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
I think if men understood the benefits of FWBs/FBs they might be more enthusiastic. I suspect they think its a sort of monogamous relationship.
Ha! Exactly!
I really don't think they get it ... "
I'm always on the look out for education |
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"This was my original advert, with some additions
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NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox
And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits
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Perfect description of what I'm looking for. If anybody is interested please get in touch xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
I think if men understood the benefits of FWBs/FBs they might be more enthusiastic. I suspect they think its a sort of monogamous relationship.
Ha! Exactly!
I really don't think they get it ...
I'm always on the look out for education "
Sorry but everything about you screams married / attached ....
This is why you would like a FWB....
Most single men want lots and lots of one offs - just saying .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
I think if men understood the benefits of FWBs/FBs they might be more enthusiastic. I suspect they think its a sort of monogamous relationship.
Ha! Exactly!
I really don't think they get it ...
I'm always on the look out for education
Sorry but everything about you screams married / attached ....
This is why you would like a FWB....
Most single men want lots and lots of one offs - just saying ...."
Ah well entitled to your opinion albeit wrong. My loss I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
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Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think! " agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a tall, local man with a sprinkle of kink who can accom.
Must have own wine cellar and a well stocked chocolate cupboard.
Preferably with a bigish willy "
Alice xxxx
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Well here goes - someone east Devon or just over the boarder who can accommodate and be understanding of my circumstances and likes fun - in return she will get a sensible reliable man who loves fab fun.
I want to break my club duck so I'd like to get to know the lady and go to a club together one day.... |
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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
So here's goes! Fun, polite easygoing 29yr old male seeks "special" female friend preferably of a similar age and location, for nights in nights out and anything inbetween! Happy to play with others, groups ect.. Would be the perfect scenario! Tks M. X. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think! "
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x"
I like the company of someone over a weekend or when work allows. Unfortunately I'm classed as taken by some which means I don't get a look in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FWB
22 to 50
Local to Birmingham or surrounding areas in the west midlands. I can accommodate or travel. Looking for laughter and great company and must be open to visits to a swingers club now and again. I love big boobs and a big ass.
Pm me if you like!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well three years separated I fall into both attached and single camps! |
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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
If this works OP i owe you a drink!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x
I like the company of someone over a weekend or when work allows. Unfortunately I'm classed as taken by some which means I don't get a look in "
P.s. Due to the nature of my job a find the relationship thing a bit harder due to amount of time I spend out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x"
i've personally found most of the married/attached guys want very regular sex, more than once weekly. i used to have a lot of fuck buddies i met regularly and most of them were attached. couple even wanted to relationship with me, er no thanks, not exactly relationship material if you're a cheat haha. still fending off one from 2 yrs ago, and some more from last year/early on this year...once i find out they're attached i go off them.
it's the genuinely single guys who want to fuck everything in sight, can't say i blame them coz they are single but they're more likely to not wanna meet as much, too busy trying to fuck everyone else. i think this site is lose/lose for singles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x
i've personally found most of the married/attached guys want very regular sex, more than once weekly. i used to have a lot of fuck buddies i met regularly and most of them were attached. couple even wanted to relationship with me, er no thanks, not exactly relationship material if you're a cheat haha. still fending off one from 2 yrs ago, and some more from last year/early on this year...once i find out they're attached i go off them.
it's the genuinely single guys who want to fuck everything in sight, can't say i blame them coz they are single but they're more likely to not wanna meet as much, too busy trying to fuck everyone else. i think this site is lose/lose for singles."
I'm picky so don't shag everything in sight just the special few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x
i've personally found most of the married/attached guys want very regular sex, more than once weekly. i used to have a lot of fuck buddies i met regularly and most of them were attached. couple even wanted to relationship with me, er no thanks, not exactly relationship material if you're a cheat haha. still fending off one from 2 yrs ago, and some more from last year/early on this year...once i find out they're attached i go off them.
it's the genuinely single guys who want to fuck everything in sight, can't say i blame them coz they are single but they're more likely to not wanna meet as much, too busy trying to fuck everyone else. i think this site is lose/lose for singles.
I'm picky so don't shag everything in sight just the special few "
not everything is about you.
that is my experience though on here. swinging is basically somewhere for attached people to do quite well. singles not so much, but at least most people are honest about their intentions so that's good and allows us choices. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x
i've personally found most of the married/attached guys want very regular sex, more than once weekly. i used to have a lot of fuck buddies i met regularly and most of them were attached. couple even wanted to relationship with me, er no thanks, not exactly relationship material if you're a cheat haha. still fending off one from 2 yrs ago, and some more from last year/early on this year...once i find out they're attached i go off them.
it's the genuinely single guys who want to fuck everything in sight, can't say i blame them coz they are single but they're more likely to not wanna meet as much, too busy trying to fuck everyone else. i think this site is lose/lose for singles.
I'm picky so don't shag everything in sight just the special few
not everything is about you.
that is my experience though on here. swinging is basically somewhere for attached people to do quite well. singles not so much, but at least most people are honest about their intentions so that's good and allows us choices."
Steps off soap box. Well and truly told |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x
i've personally found most of the married/attached guys want very regular sex, more than once weekly. i used to have a lot of fuck buddies i met regularly and most of them were attached. couple even wanted to relationship with me, er no thanks, not exactly relationship material if you're a cheat haha. still fending off one from 2 yrs ago, and some more from last year/early on this year...once i find out they're attached i go off them.
it's the genuinely single guys who want to fuck everything in sight, can't say i blame them coz they are single but they're more likely to not wanna meet as much, too busy trying to fuck everyone else. i think this site is lose/lose for singles.
I'm picky so don't shag everything in sight just the special few
not everything is about you.
that is my experience though on here. swinging is basically somewhere for attached people to do quite well. singles not so much, but at least most people are honest about their intentions so that's good and allows us choices.
Steps off soap box. Well and truly told "
Ha! Not everything is about you! You're so vain you think this site is about you, don't you, don't you, you think this site is about you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not going to copy in all the text!
3sumqueen I agree with everything you said!
I think it's a site full of people that are already in relationships - so finding a single FB is like finding a needle in a haystack!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Maybe I'm just bitter and twisted then lol!
I just feel like most men on here are married / attached and are lying!
So they say they want a regular thing but really they don't- otherwise they get found out!
I guess if you're genuinely single then you crave company from the opposite sex I know I do x
i've personally found most of the married/attached guys want very regular sex, more than once weekly. i used to have a lot of fuck buddies i met regularly and most of them were attached. couple even wanted to relationship with me, er no thanks, not exactly relationship material if you're a cheat haha. still fending off one from 2 yrs ago, and some more from last year/early on this year...once i find out they're attached i go off them.
it's the genuinely single guys who want to fuck everything in sight, can't say i blame them coz they are single but they're more likely to not wanna meet as much, too busy trying to fuck everyone else. i think this site is lose/lose for singles.
I'm picky so don't shag everything in sight just the special few
not everything is about you.
that is my experience though on here. swinging is basically somewhere for attached people to do quite well. singles not so much, but at least most people are honest about their intentions so that's good and allows us choices.
Steps off soap box. Well and truly told
Ha! Not everything is about you! You're so vain you think this site is about you, don't you, don't you, you think this site is about you! "
Hahaha good call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im guessing this is just full of men.?
Anyway if this does work it will be a miracle.
To be honest I'm just looking for someone who i get on with and can call upon each other for random dates like cinema, dinner, staying in snuggling watching a movie, or just for loads of sex or a night of spooning cuddles. No pressure or strings.
Just same as friends, but with the extra lol.
Someone north east. I can travel but for it to be spontaneous would prefer someone not too far ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This was my original advert, with some additions
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NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox
And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits
Perfect description of what I'm looking for. If anybody is interested please get in touch xx"
Got to agree this is my perfect decription too. If this is you come and say hi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not going to copy in all the text!
3sumqueen I agree with everything you said!
I think it's a site full of people that are already in relationships - so finding a single FB is like finding a needle in a haystack!
"
it's why i don't hardly meet any more. i got very disillusioned at one point. i know monogamy doesn't have to be the norm but the lies do my head in.
i'm glad i'm doing socials now. at least if nobody taps off we can all just have a good night and meet genuine people who are lovely. |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
Hi seeking a lady to share sexy non rush fun and share some laughs.Ideal lady would be someone who has a sense of humour,loves sex,age not important but I do like a more fuller figured lady(bbw}.but nothing set in stone. |
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Female over 40 and over size 18
who love to have her own private cook and masseur for DVD night inns
or a wing man for (jazz/rock) gig night outs?
please pm lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for a male fwb
Age range 25 to 50 but can negotiate
I can accomadate but once a month can travel or do a hotel meet
Looking fore a guy who enjoys the social side as well as the naughty side
Ideally looking for someone who enjoys nights in curled up in bed watching movies or nights out and likes to sleep over
Apply within |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And just regards to what people said above- yes men do want cuddles and emotional contact and connection. Even if its a short conversation just to realise you have something in common. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for a FWB
Look at my profile! Xxx |
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By *40 maleMan
over a year ago
chesterfield |
"Looking for a FWB
Look at my profile! Xxx"
Oh I have
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think! "
Awww that's lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
Actually I disagree! A connection is very important! I'd much rather the extra connection than a fuck n go thing. I think lots of guys like me don't just need to dive in a pussy! We actually need some women therapy - hearing your voices, cuddling up for a film, getting tickled while we're trying to load the dishwasher for you. The other day I had to spend time at the flat of a married lady friend. She's monogamous so no chance for me but she's very sexy. She was so nice letting me help myself to food in the fridge and I was so turned on just sitting on her sofa watching her do her makeup! Made my day! Pussy's amazing! Don't get me wrong! But sometimes us guys value just the company of a lovely woman much more than you'd think!
Awww that's lovely "
That really is very sweet.Mwah.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one want a couple then? Damn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay, so...
Friend with benefit required:
Male 30 - 45
Close to South London
Relatively hilarious
Not a dick
Must enjoy affection (giving and receiving), kissing, laughing at inappropriate things, music, and cake. Be willing to listen to me moan about life, every so often and not be too serious.
I can promise lots of blow jobs.
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By *ikeAvalirMan
over a year ago
somewhere different |
****FWB REQUIRED****
The applicant must:
•Be between 35 & 65
•Like to wear sheer stockings/tights.
•over 5ft
•smell nice
•possess a sense of humour!
If successful you will be required to join me on cinema nights, meals out as well as evenings in with a take away, a few drinks and a few giggles as well as some great sex! But if you catch me in your lingerie don't act surprised! Haha |
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
UTTOXETER |
Not having much look with the forums recently. But would love to have a fwb to meet up occasionally at weekends . |
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"This was my original advert, with some additions
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NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox
And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits
"
Wouldn't we all love this it would be perfect !! |
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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago
marlow |
Ok here goes.....
Male age 40ish to 55
Tall
GSOH and must not take themselves too seriously.
Regular meets for sexy fun and social stuff. Also must be up for visiting clubs as a couple.
There has to be a connection and physical attraction and good at snogging is essential
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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**Read my profile**
....... |
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"Mine hasn't changed since the last time...
NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- A woman
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonably local
- Delightfully filthy
- The owner of a hairy fanny
Copy cat
Any similarities are purely coincidental "
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By *ikeAvalirMan
over a year ago
somewhere different |
"Ok here goes.....
Male age 40ish to 55
Tall
GSOH and must not take themselves too seriously.
Regular meets for sexy fun and social stuff. Also must be up for visiting clubs as a couple.
There has to be a connection and physical attraction and good at snogging is essential
Xxx "
Wish we were nearer! Haha |
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Single male 35 wanting fwb with benefits pm me ladies if interestes |
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"This was my original advert, with some additions
.
.
NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox
And before anyone says "you want a bf", yes it's like a bf but only the GOOD bits
Wouldn't we all love this it would be perfect !! "
When is the interview starting sexy. Wine and dine you all night xx |
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"It'seems funny that on a site full of men it's mainly women on this thread!
Most men want to fuck and go - and most women need some sort of connection!
"
I think it's also that although we women are supposed to have more choice, we find it hard to get what we really want on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to keep an eye on this and make my ad soon.
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"I'm always on the look out for education
Sorry but everything about you screams married / attached ...."
This made me laugh, he's single |
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"If this works OP i owe you a drink!! "
Let's hope it does |
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"When is the interview starting sexy. Wine and dine you all night xx"
Thanks but you don't do well on the local bit |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
"Okay, so...
Friend with benefit required:
Male 30 - 45
Close to South London
Relatively hilarious
Not a dick
Must enjoy affection (giving and receiving), kissing, laughing at inappropriate things, music, and cake. Be willing to listen to me moan about life, every so often and not be too serious.
I can promise lots of blow jobs.
"
Damn...I wish I wasnt retired...
Cake and blow jobs?
What kind of cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FWB would be nice
35-50
Good sense of humour
Honest
If can accomodate that's a BONUS
Must enjoy outdoor fun
Local to Northampton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FWB would be nice
35-50
Good sense of humour
Honest
If can accomodate that's a BONUS
Must enjoy outdoor fun
Local to Northampton "
Is an hour too far? |
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
This sounds perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FWB would be nice
35-50
Good sense of humour
Honest
If can accomodate that's a BONUS
Must enjoy outdoor fun
Local to Northampton
Is an hour too far? "
For the right guy NO it isn't too far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FWB would be nice
35-50
Good sense of humour
Honest
If can accomodate that's a BONUS
Must enjoy outdoor fun
Local to Northampton
Is an hour too far?
For the right guy NO it isn't too far "
Could I possibly apply for the position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a shag would be nice
No long term commitment required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
"
Sounds familiar that said I need to work on the charm bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
Sounds familiar that said I need to work on the charm bit "
Charm is good
But I misssd out loyal and dam right dirty too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a shag would be nice
No long term commitment required "
Am I in your age range yet? Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
Sounds familiar that said I need to work on the charm bit
Charm is good
But I misssd out loyal and dam right dirty too "
May be able to provide that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a shag would be nice
No long term commitment required
Am I in your age range yet? Lol
"
no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
Sounds familiar that said I need to work on the charm bit
Charm is good
But I misssd out loyal and dam right dirty too
May be able to provide that "
How does the saying go? Put
Your money where your mouth is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
Sounds familiar that said I need to work on the charm bit
Charm is good
But I misssd out loyal and dam right dirty too
May be able to provide that
How does the saying go? Put
Your money where your mouth is "
Lets discuss terms |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
Wanted: female FWB
Sense of humour.
Age not important.
Local and can accommodate.
Fun personality, likes socials and making friends.
Is prepared to accept the random midnight gobbledy gook texts and understand them!
Likes a man without a six pack!
Likes my uniform
Doesn't mind snuggles and the odd poke in the back
Is happy to accept a low milage slightly aging model with full MOT!
Apply within |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well up for this
Fwb ideally within an hour of Skegness
Ideally free to meet a couple maybe 3 times a week
35-45
Short hair
naughty twinkle in the eye
Able to hold a conversation unrelated to sex
Must be funny and not out of by banter
Slightly dominant yet soft too
Oh and must be single!
Able to do fun stuff as well as have a huge appetite for sex.
Don't mind if said person works away from time to time this heightens the excitement for the return.
Sounds familiar that said I need to work on the charm bit
Charm is good
But I misssd out loyal and dam right dirty too
May be able to provide that
How does the saying go? Put
Your money where your mouth is
Lets discuss terms"
You have or are giving me terms? |
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Ok. Nice genuine man for fwb
Aged between 35 - 52
Preferably 6ft plus as I'm 6ft
GSOH
Stamina
Loves ssbbw
Live in or near Berkshire
Can meet for social as well as fwb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A regular fuck buddy required
age between 20 to 50
up for swing clubs if you want
in Bedfordshire area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a shag would be nice
No long term commitment required "
I'm in lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together. "
Are you any good at filling holes & drilling new ones?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together.
Are you any good at filling holes & drilling new ones?? "
Or gardening
I hate gardening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted female FWB
In North East region
Curvy and friendly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together.
Are you any good at filling holes & drilling new ones??
Or gardening
I hate gardening " love the pics |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Uhhhm I dunno.
Currently I want a local-ish personal trainer who I can cuddle with and have lots* of hot, kinky sex with. (Yes, totally unrealistic, I know).
Non-smoker, preferably tall, nice teeth, no facial hair (stubble excepted).
I like guys with intelligence and an active mind. That doesn't necessarily mean educated, just smart, witty, someone who thinks about stuff.
I don't want anything exclusive. I anticipate they'll want to meet others and they'll have to be comfortable with me wanting the same.
*and I do mean lots! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together.
Are you any good at filling holes & drilling new ones?? "
Got any only filla and a drill? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please |
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"Looking 30-65
Local to brighouse yorkshire
That can accommodate in the day after 9am
Thats it " I forgot to say looking for a woman
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something different..... FWB wanted
Female slin to medium build, shaven who is willing to have Tantric massage performed on them. Initially on a one to one basis but then as a demonstration model for other guys to learn the massage at small private parties.
A suitably hedonistic exhibitionist who enjoys being massaged & watched. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After someone local to Newcastle, or visiting, flexible with meeting through the week days. I'm hardly ever available during the weekend.
Women of all ages, race and sizes. The only requirement is you love long sessions and happy to have overnights every now and again
Message if interested please |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
Just being cheeky and re-posting my ad. I've had some lovely messages but the local ladies seem in short supply! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a couple of hung, reliable, younger guy's for regular sessions together with jools.
We want repeat meets not one off's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FWB required (stating the bloody obvious!)
Perhaps looking for the holy grail, but looking for female who can accommodate during the day. If you have plenty of curves you're at the top of the list!
Must be local to Peterborough and love foreplay with lots of oral from me.
Xxx |
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So is this working for anyone?
I need a new fwb as everyone keeps catching feelings! Is there any local female (single or hotwife) that would like a couple of nights a week together for either dating, meals in and out, and of course hot, passionate and hopefully sometimes verging on outright disgusting sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bi female wanted to join a sexy couple to learn new things with us and show me my bi curious side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together.
Are you any good at filling holes & drilling new ones??
Got any only filla and a drill? "
Hey you still owe me coffee & cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I too am currently on the lookout for a FWB
Local-ish preferred (South East Essex).
Drop me a line and we can go from there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for lady who's missing a gentleman's touch around the house, someone to share a snuggle with or chat over a coffee and cake and yes, someone to cuddle with after intimate times together.
Are you any good at filling holes & drilling new ones??
Got any only filla and a drill?
Hey you still owe me coffee & cake "
Waiting for the date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please...
My last fwb relationship was 6yrs long if that helps.
I even tiled her sisters kitchen and done some alterations to hers when she got her first home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Short curvy redhead sought for fwb relationship.
Like lots of oral both ways and passionate sex. |
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Newcastle area?!..or not... Fit-curvy... Open... Crazy... Wild... Pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single man who can accommodate and who lives locally please.
Must be able to make me laugh, like football and enjoy sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for a lady. Someone to have a laugh with. Watch TV programmes with go cinema's someone who can be themselves and relax has too be down to earth. Someone who likes to be kinky in the bedroom or wherever else it may occur |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would be ideal to find a FWB...tried a couple of times and open to meet someone and try again.
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
"No one want a couple then? Damn! "
More the merrier |
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Looking for FWB fairly close to Banbury, can accomodate as single, prefer petite/average build, must enjoy passionate kisses !
nights in/out, drinks, socials and sexy times.
pm me for a pic if maybe of interestt
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
UTTOXETER |
A lady within 30 miles of my town would be great |
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Anyone near Bristol.about 7" just over don't want to disappoint any one |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Looking for a fwb (or 2) who is local, able to accommodate, available during the day and looks and smells good enough to eat. Someone who would like to come to a club occasionally and who needs to practice their rope skills as that's something I'd love to explore.
Tall with a bit of manly grrrrrr and a great kisser a must |
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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy far far away |
FWB wanted
Essential
Good kisser
Love to be orally pleased
Great stamina for multiple sessions
Intelligent
Easy going
Desirable
Bi
Sexually adventurous
Love black men
Juicy booty
Experience essential. Role is closed for virgins.
Apply within |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted
Friend....
.....with benefits? |
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Would adore a lovely woman to be my FWB
Love to go out do great fun things socially too ???? |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
Ashford kent |
"I've almost given up but I'll try again!
FWB wanted
Male
35 - 49
Local
Can accomodate
Good sense of humour essential!
Taller than me
Is this too much to ask for!!!!!?
"
well maryfuckinpoppings I wouldn't mind sweeping yr chimney. ....just keeping it pervy for ya..lol |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
Ashford kent |
"Yes please "
im not a fuckwit..more a fuck it..kinda guy...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm here |
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"So is this working for anyone?
I need a new fwb as everyone keeps catching feelings! Is there any local female (single or hotwife) that would like a couple of nights a week together for either dating, meals in and out, and of course hot, passionate and hopefully sometimes verging on outright disgusting sex "
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"Wanted
Friend....
.....with benefits?"
Coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted
Friend....
.....with benefits?
Coffee?"
Coffee would be a good start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also looking for a Fwb lancashire/manchester reg meets as well as going cinema and meals and chilling with each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I'll give it a go with much pessimism.
So fwb required for friendship with erm...benefits, obviously.
Ideally local and interested in going out socially for drinks, cinema "date" type activities but also up for mutually agreed spontaneous meets and lots of sex.
Sometimes I just want someone to cuddle on the sofa and watch a film with, sometimes I want someone to fuck me until we can barely stand.
Applications by PM appreciated!"
yuumcious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine hasn't changed since the last time...
NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- A woman
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonably local
- Delightfully filthy
- The owner of a hairy fanny"
Oh to be nearer. |
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