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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. |
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I've just had a go at a guy for saying he's getting attention off tv/ts and guys, and it's "grim". 
People will complain about anything. I've seen single guys complain about women who have loads of veris. Or "stuck up women who won't reply". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People will always be judgemental and think that their way of swinging is the only way, and the correct way.
Simply ignore the negative and judgemental people. There are so many more of us that are here for Fabs' original purpose....fun  |
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No mention of males' profiles being equally obnoxious?
Good, bad and indifferent profiles are found across all the different categories on here. If you see one that is obnoxious, be glad you didn't have to go to the effort of meeting them to discover their attitude! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People will always be judgemental and think that their way of swinging is the only way, and the correct way.
Simply ignore the negative and judgemental people. There are so many more of us that are here for Fabs' original purpose....fun "
Also, great tits. |
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What about judgemental men who moan on their status about women with stinky attitude waiting for a prince on a white horse?
Methinks this is another single male who isn't getting any and just spit his dummy out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Was the irony intentional? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional.
Was the irony intentional?"
With the little judgement at the end? I wondered that too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP, you need to think what makes people judgemental. Often it's because they have had unpleasant experiences.
What has made you judgemental is that you're not getting any.
Betari Box? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Sounds like someone has been told that ne cannot play... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't doubt there are some women with shitty, awful profiles on here, just as there are men and couples with the same.
However, in my opinion, saying you don't like profiles which are wall-to-wall cock photos doesn't equate to thinking you're better than someone, it's just stating that you dislike them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have read some awful profiles where it seems more just a rant then a invite to meet.
Some people need to eat a bit of humble pie on here and learn to remember it's not all about them and chemistry is the only thing that matters at the end of the day not a long list of silly demands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God, i hope my profile doesnt come across in that way. I am honest and to save time have listed what I am looking for but it might come across as arrogant and shallow but I just didnt want guys wasting their time but so many guys dont read profiles and still message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We state very clearly what we don't like on our profile and what we are looking for. We believe this saves people wasting time messaging us. We love face pics, we hate dick pics. That doesn't make us judgemental - it just means we are clear about what we like, and those who have different approach can know not to waste their time on us.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear who's got the popcorn"
not me...i'm chipping in instead. 
fucking hell OP...people (women yeah) are allowed to have their own choices and preferences.
they do NOT have to fuck anything that is interested in them. |
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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Seeing the angry profile words & hourly winging facebookesque status updates is rather handy. Basically tells you all that's needed to know, unless angry winging persona's are what some people seek.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear who's got the popcorn
not me...i'm chipping in instead.
fucking hell OP...people (women yeah) are allowed to have their own choices and preferences.
they do NOT have to fuck anything that is interested in them. "
Chips will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear who's got the popcorn
not me...i'm chipping in instead.
fucking hell OP...people (women yeah) are allowed to have their own choices and preferences.
they do NOT have to fuck anything that is interested in them.
Chips will do "
i've eaten way too many banana chips today. think it was a bad idea buying a 1kg bag of them.
passes out chips so i don't eat any more of them.  |
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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago
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"People will always be judgemental and think that their way of swinging is the only way, and the correct way.
Simply ignore the negative and judgemental people. There are so many more of us that are here for Fabs' original purpose....fun "
Great, original fab folks please! Please! Make yourselves known so we can all start having fun, enjoying the scene and getting involved lol..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top effort, thank you Grabs bag and goes to melt chocolate 
*ends up in hyperglycemic coma*
Manuka honey for the lady"
*dies, due to funlover not knowing the difference between hyper and hypo*
and yes the angel is coz i'm going to heaven.
hope you're enjoying them chips? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top effort, thank you Grabs bag and goes to melt chocolate
*ends up in hyperglycemic coma*
Manuka honey for the lady
*dies, due to funlover not knowing the difference between hyper and hypo*
and yes the angel is coz i'm going to heaven.
hope you're enjoying them chips?"
Balls goes to check Google |
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Unfortunately there are many judgemental people on fab - particularly sad as it's supposed to be a place where we can Make like-minded friends and realise our sexual fantasies!
That said - if a guy with a willy as his profile pic messages me - I simply wouldn't bother to open it! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google? 
i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed"
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually  ).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
"
That's a relief thanks God for the help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help "
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven. |
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"I have read some awful profiles where it seems more just a rant then a invite to meet.
Some people need to eat a bit of humble pie on here and learn to remember it's not all about them and chemistry is the only thing that matters at the end of the day not a long list of silly demands."
most definately agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven."
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive "
yeah shame.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, you need to think what makes people judgemental. Often it's because they have had unpleasant experiences.
What has made you judgemental is that you're not getting any.
Betari Box?"
Thought it was a bueno between your tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame. "
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place "
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen. "
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better "
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit. "
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it "
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon. "
Take your time we have plenty down here |
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon. "
So much better than the original post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here "
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow. "
get some rest by all means and we can reign in he'll together and cause how tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow.
get some rest by all means and we can reign in hell together and cause how tomorrow "
oh yes. all the whinging topics are going to be very different now, my king. you'd best back me up haha.
night.
got stomach ache off all those banana chips also...bad start to my reign.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow.
get some rest by all means and we can reign in hell together and cause how tomorrow
oh yes. all the whinging topics are going to be very different now, my king. you'd best back me up haha.
night.
got stomach ache off all those banana chips also...bad start to my reign. "
Plenty fire down here to burn off the farts have the whingers heads right behind you |
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow.
get some rest by all means and we can reign in hell together and cause how tomorrow
oh yes. all the whinging topics are going to be very different now, my king. you'd best back me up haha.
night.
got stomach ache off all those banana chips also...bad start to my reign.
Plenty fire down here to burn off the farts have the whingers heads right behind you "
haha, i never even mentioned farts. maybe my reputation precedes me.
just gonna put the cerebus out for a wee then i'm off to sleep. |
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow.
get some rest by all means and we can reign in hell together and cause how tomorrow
oh yes. all the whinging topics are going to be very different now, my king. you'd best back me up haha.
night.
got stomach ache off all those banana chips also...bad start to my reign.
Plenty fire down here to burn off the farts have the whingers heads right behind you
haha, i never even mentioned farts. maybe my reputation precedes me.
just gonna put the cerebus out for a wee then i'm off to sleep. "
Chat soon sweet cheeks |
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"Grabs epi pen and plenty water
omg....what did you google?
Yep i need insulin, probably a drip by now.
Bastard Google it lied to me I panicked and failed
it's nice and peaceful being dead so i forgive you (god told me to say that actually ).
That's a relief thanks God for the help
he said "no problem, happy to help".
now i have to go make him a brew and his tea. then get his minions to tidy their bedroom and wash up, i ain't doing that...
i like it here in fantasy heaven.
Enjoy pity I couldn't join you as I'm very much alive
yeah shame.
Runs in front of fantasy lorry. Shit I've gone to fantasy hell. Time to dethrone Satan and take my rightful place
haha, how do i got out of here and sent there? wanna be satans queen.
Just tell him to fuck off and down there is better
i've put clingfilm on gods 'throne', pretty sure i'll be down there next time he needs a wee.
i'm also playing the harp really badly, on purpose, so he gets sick of my shit.
Play some jizzed in my pants that should do it
haha... ok, it's on now.
*being zapped by gods big finger* -not as sexy as that sounds btw. see you soon.
Take your time we have plenty down here
just realised i could've played jizzed in my pants on the harp...missed opportunity there.
aw, its nearly my bedtime already. got queening to do tomorrow.
get some rest by all means and we can reign in hell together and cause how tomorrow
oh yes. all the whinging topics are going to be very different now, my king. you'd best back me up haha.
night.
got stomach ache off all those banana chips also...bad start to my reign.
Plenty fire down here to burn off the farts have the whingers heads right behind you
haha, i never even mentioned farts. maybe my reputation precedes me.
just gonna put the cerebus out for a wee then i'm off to sleep.
Chat soon sweet cheeks "
i've watched hannibal rising...
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By *D835Man
over a year ago
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"I have read some awful profiles where it seems more just a rant then a invite to meet.
Some people need to eat a bit of humble pie on here and learn to remember it's not all about them and chemistry is the only thing that matters at the end of the day not a long list of silly demands."
This |
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Some mens profiles are a little judgemental too
I dont think being delusional is confined to any sex its down to the person
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Don't have that expected long line of single women and couples from Fab outside your door we assume ? |
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Seems like this has completely backfired. |
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As a single guy also as part as a clp ( we go to clubs together) have seen the guys with just a cock pic an the worst profile ever eg big stud looking for wet and dirty bitches or spelling so bad you feel like making sure they are over 18 lol
But on the other hand have seen ladies looking for a list the size of a horses cock
Then clps who are only after 'other hot clps or attractive clps'
But then you get the worst guys who think they are above it all and so much better and even have the balls to post about others even when they are a short mini me look alike with a bit of pin head mixed in lol
Long story short there are good and bad profiles for every one if some one put you down just move on as they say lots of fish in the sea |
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"What about judgemental men who moan on their status about women with stinky attitude waiting for a prince on a white horse?
Methinks this is another single male who isn't getting any and just spit his dummy out!"
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional.
Was the irony intentional?"
Some people just don't get Irony |
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Oh bless. Did someone think they'd join fab, and get loads of desperate nymphos desperate for a shag? There there....  |
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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago
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"So many judgemental female's and couple's profiles with bad, stinky attitude and awful pictures criticises single guys and dick pictures. WTF? Who gives you right to think that you are better?
Some people are so fucking delusional. "
Perhaps you are doing exactly what you are complaining about. What people write on their profiles (and in the forum) is simply a reflection of what they are like and therefore a useful filter forcthe rest of us. |
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it'll defiantly help things 
