We were thinking last night, if someone stumbled across our toy boxes, what one thing would raise the most eyebrows/questions?
What's you would make you (or them) feel most awkward?
Have you ever had anything found by someone and what did they say? |
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I was burgled a few years back .. completely trashed my house emptied all my draws etc and when the police came one rabbit was discovered which I felt so embarrassed about but worse than that everything else had gone !!!
Still cringe thinking about it |
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"I was burgled a few years back .. completely trashed my house emptied all my draws etc and when the police came one rabbit was discovered which I felt so embarrassed about but worse than that everything else had gone !!!
Still cringe thinking about it "
They took other sex toys but left a rabbit?
That actually sounds quite considerate  |
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I dont know why anyone gets embarrassed about sex toys... its not like pretty much everyone doesnt have them
Funniest story I overheard though was from a lady that works at a care home.. a woman was mortified as her elderly mother had managed to sneak in a toy when moving in.. and the daughter had found it while helping her unpack..
The elderly lady said.. " well george has been my companion for many years so hes coming with me " my friend that was working couldn't stop giggling. |
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"We wouldn't get embarrassed, toys are just symbolic of a healthy questing sex life. Aren't they?  "
Oh absolutely but there's a world of difference between a mate finding a bullet vibe and your grandparents/mother/son/vicar discovering a 24" rubber fist that attaches to a power drill isn't there?
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"I was burgled a few years back .. completely trashed my house emptied all my draws etc and when the police came one rabbit was discovered which I felt so embarrassed about but worse than that everything else had gone !!!
Still cringe thinking about it
They took other sex toys but left a rabbit?
That actually sounds quite considerate "
Haha
I think it was dropped on the floor .. you heh I had to clear up the mess they made I was dreading finding the other sex toys anywhere (kids at home) but no all the others disappeared |
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By *litterbabeWoman
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I think my strap-ons probably would raise the most eyebrows especially as I have quite a range....
Apart from that the Astro bouncer with a dildo on top instead of handles might be noticed..... |
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Once I was getting some spare bedding out for my daughter's friend (she's 19) and as I lifted the bed I noticed that my vibrator had rolled out! I didn't know if my daughter had seen and was dreading looking at her. When I did it was obvious she had seen it and she just said in a American accent "yo bizniz is yo bizniz I don't judge" and I just burst out laughing! another time she asked to borrow a lipstick I said it was in my makeup bag! She came down and said I take it that black bag aint your makeup bag! I was like what gave it away and she was like the buttplug!  |
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"I wonder what made them take the rest but leave that?
I can't imagine the resale market for second hand sex toys is up there with Telly's or Stereos.
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It's grim isn't it ... I can only think that they thought it was funny  |
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if the kids had to clear out my room if anything happened to me - they would be a little shocked by the contents of th middle drawer and the bag in the bottom of the wardrobe  |
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"if the kids had to clear out my room if anything happened to me - they would be a little shocked by the contents of th middle drawer and the bag in the bottom of the wardrobe "
It'd take someone quite a while to go through all the boxes on top of our wardrobes.
They'd need a mini skip. |
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"if the kids had to clear out my room if anything happened to me - they would be a little shocked by the contents of th middle drawer and the bag in the bottom of the wardrobe
It'd take someone quite a while to go through all the boxes on top of our wardrobes.
They'd need a mini skip. "
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