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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies and gents, I've decided that maybe a change of username is in order. It's quite possible that when you see my username, you picture a child, or possibly a man aged 23 who still has a paper round.
I'd like to dispel these preconceptions with a more appropriate username for a 35 year old man who has never had a paper round.
What I'm looking for is a new username that instantly sends a tingle to the ladies' nether regions, and makes the men stop and say "I wish I was that guy".
I'm fully aware that most (possibly all) of the responses will not be serious, but I'm asking you lot anyway: what should my new username be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend "
Thanks! Mine is frazzled from too much masturbation, no change there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend
Thanks! Mine is frazzled from too much masturbation, no change there "
Perhaps masturbationman should be your new username? FrazzledByWanking  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your profile is nice! Paperboy is an ok username too. I was trying to come up with some witty usernames from your "90s hip hop" reference in your profile but my brain is frazzled from too much partying this weekend
Thanks! Mine is frazzled from too much masturbation, no change there
Perhaps masturbationman should be your new username? FrazzledByWanking "
Just for full disclosure that I'm a massive wanker! |
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