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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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I had an ex who called his Zeus. Not a word of a lie. Made me giggle every single time he referred to it that way 
Then again, he named my breasts Dante and Inferno. I don't want to think about what he meant by that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends which one I am using at the time. I have Floppy; my packer, Hugo; my larger hard cock I tend to use with casual partners along with teeny pegging dildos, Tango; a bright orange one I use with my female partner and SparklyPrincessCock; a bright pink long one that is used specifically for fucking my male partner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had an ex who called his Zeus. Not a word of a lie. Made me giggle every single time he referred to it that way
Then again, he named my breasts Dante and Inferno. I don't want to think about what he meant by that "
Love the tits thing except one made the other. Would be better to call them Godzilla and Medusa or Romeo and Juliet or Bill and Ben the flower pot men!
Or how about Penelope and Persephone to keep the classical references.
Personally I'd prefer to call my cock Neptune. It likes to reside in a dark wet place and rises up regularly just for fun and to create trouble! I suppose I ought to name my balls too! As I've gone Roman rather than Greek I'll plump for Hermes and Bacchus! There! What a pair!
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