"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !
It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums "
I don't feel qualified to answer that.
I think it's an Adrain Mole thing. All the lads are probably measuring their cocks in the bathroom after each day at school.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Sky remote is a funny shape ! Not good for comparisons lol
You've not seen my cock! "
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"Sky remote is a funny shape ! Not good for comparisons lol
You've not seen my cock!
refuses to respond to viccyboi's comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself and others....."
*Tries desperately to recall if he flashed cock and if a discrete enhancement was involved or not*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love it when they hold the can / remote next to their cock, but have squeezed it 2 inches into their stomach fat, or the can starts 2 inches behind their bollocks!
I think some of them start measuring at their bumhole, carry on til the tip of their willy, and then loop back over the end!!
"Its nine inches darling!!"
"Yes love, Im sure it is. But sadly 5 inches of it is in your head" |
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It's a scientific fact, first discovered in 1903 by a Swiss Doctor Wellion Hung, that a strange refraction of light occurs around the eyes of any male holding a ruler up next to his erect member.
This gives the illusion that his penis is in fact an average of 49.83mm longer than it actually is, with some extreme cases reaching up to 96mm.
This has become know in scientific circles as the Well Hung Theory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !
It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums "
Maybe its the same people who tell some of these women that they are sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get mail sometimes that just say what size ?
I tend to reply that it doesn't touch my knees lol However it has occurred to me maybe I should ask what diameter are you ???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston "
I have to agree with you....the same with some ladies proclaim they have double GG's and they are a c cup at best...to be honest I have never measured mine but certainly never had complaints at all ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who tells some of these men they are VWE !
It must be their first time virgin girlfriends or their mums
Maybe its the same people who tell some of these women that they are sexy "
Or the ones who claim to be slim,only to make Dawn French look like Kate Moss... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston
I have to agree with you....the same with some ladies proclaim they have double GG's and they are a c cup at best...to be honest I have never measured mine but certainly never had complaints at all !"
how do you know which bra to buy then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston "
6.8"! devil for the detail eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The attention to detail with some guys makes me smile, the .8 especially.
The sly comments about women has made me smaile too - its not that you're bitter guys is it!
I can't say that I've ever measured my lady bits. I've never got a tape measure and measured the length of my labia or opening of vagina and I've never pushed a phallic shaped implement inside and pushed it as far as I could and then got a marker pen to put a little line on the phallic object which is closest to the entrance.
And its no good saying its not the size, its what you do with it - what are you doing with it that's any different than pushing it into a womans vagina  |
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"what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?"
I have read that between 5 and 7" is classed as an average so w/e would be anything over 7" i guess  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So when would it become very well endowed ? A couple of local guys have been boasting this recently but I'm not really convinced
Maybe more investigation is needed  |
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"A lot of guys do not know how to measure their cock as previously stated...its fucking ridulous...ive seen guys claim to be 8 or 9 inches and they look no bigger (some even smaller) than my 6.8 inch piston
6.8"! devil for the detail eh? "
Absolutely...i aint gonna say i am 7 inch when i am not. Most guys would probably round that up to 7.5 inch
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"what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?
I have read that between 5 and 7" is classed as an average so w/e would be anything over 7" i guess "
Bah story of my life Mr Average again!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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what is so wrong with average iam 6', has been confirmed as it was the misses that measured she didn't want me adding a few inches lol why can woman trust us to measure anything but when it comes to cock they never beleive us lol |
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"what is well endowed.who makes the decision.my partner says i am (8") so i will take her word for it.seriosly tho what is well endowed and what isnt?
I have read that between 5 and 7" is classed as an average so w/e would be anything over 7" i guess
Bah story of my life Mr Average again!!!!!!"
Nothing wrong with average...its the whole package that most women like  |
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