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"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place "Haha yes so true. I'd rather they wrote what they are really looking for than not. Saves everybody's time | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place " this
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I personally like my profile and wouldn't change it. | |||
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"A lot of men can't write much on their profiles, ladies, since all their brains are lacking the blood & oxygen required for thought function, as its all been redirected to their enormous penises. Duh! " Haha think there is some truth to that  | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
Haha yes so true. I'd rather they wrote what they are really looking for than not. Saves everybody's time "Exactly !  | |||
".....like the women on here these days, it would go something like this (feel free to add to it): Looking for super fit women with flat stomachs only, no fat birds, no droopy tits, no saggy arses. You must go to the gym all the time, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks, nipples must not be too big, or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina hair daily. I want you to shower twice a day, only wear (insert colour) underwear, never wear flat shoes, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, and extremely short skirts, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts. You must have exactly the right colour hair (of the mans choosing), and it should not be too long or too short. Makeup must be worn at all times, but not too much, or too little. If you have labia longer than an inch, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me vag-pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look. I have to insist on you giving me blow-jobs whenever I demand them, and you must suck like a Dyson or an experienced pornstar. If you do not, then I do not want to hear from you either. No exceptions. You must be between 5'6 and 5'11 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond. Happy fabbing. " id ask if you were a good dom and what the discipline may be if i didnt come up to your standards
and ask why it wasnt on your profile | |||
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" id ask if you were a good dom and what the discipline may be if i didnt come up to your standards
and ask why it wasnt on your profile "Dom. With a capital D, Miss. That's strike one... So to speak | |||
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" id ask if you were a good dom and what the discipline may be if i didnt come up to your standards
and ask why it wasnt on your profile
Dom. With a capital D, Miss. That's strike one... So to speak "yes but im a naughty one and you aint my dom so it stays little :P | |||
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"I think there should be at least 2-3 lines in BLOCK CAPITALS ranting "
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!
(and too many exclamation marks) | |||
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"Bet you have never found one???" Sorry? Found what? | |||
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".....like the women on here these days, it would go something like this (feel free to add to it): Looking for super fit women with flat stomachs only, no fat birds, no droopy tits, no saggy arses. You must go to the gym all the time, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks, nipples must not be too big, or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina hair daily. I want you to shower twice a day, only wear (insert colour) underwear, never wear flat shoes, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, and extremely short skirts, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts. You must have exactly the right colour hair (of the mans choosing), and it should not be too long or too short. Makeup must be worn at all times, but not too much, or too little. If you have labia longer than an inch, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me vag-pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look. I have to insist on you giving me blow-jobs whenever I demand them, and you must suck like a Dyson or an experienced pornstar. If you do not, then I do not want to hear from you either. No exceptions. You must be between 5'6 and 5'11 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond. Happy fabbing. " LOVE IT | |||
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".....like the women on here these days, it would go something like this (feel free to add to it): Looking for super fit women with flat stomachs only, no fat birds, no droopy tits, no saggy arses. You must go to the gym all the time, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks, nipples must not be too big, or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina hair daily. I want you to shower twice a day, only wear (insert colour) underwear, never wear flat shoes, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, and extremely short skirts, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts. You must have exactly the right colour hair (of the mans choosing), and it should not be too long or too short. Makeup must be worn at all times, but not too much, or too little. If you have labia longer than an inch, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me vag-pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look. I have to insist on you giving me blow-jobs whenever I demand them, and you must suck like a Dyson or an experienced pornstar. If you do not, then I do not want to hear from you either. No exceptions. You must be between 5'6 and 5'11 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond. Happy fabbing. " It beats 'fill in later' | |||
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"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place " this.
plus my profile isn't anything like the OP, but i suppose it was supposed to be a humouruous attempt at generalising women for getting what they want on here.
fuck knows how you spell humourous also. | |||
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"Ive had to steal it mate sorry, its now my profile "Hahaha! Good lad | |||
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"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place "Grrrrr! | |||
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"Ive had to steal it mate sorry, its now my profile "hahaha you did aswell...funny! | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
this.
plus my profile isn't anything like the OP, but i suppose it was supposed to be a humouruous attempt at generalising women for getting what they want on here.
fuck knows how you spell humourous also."Yes, it is quite clearly what I like to call, satire. Humorous and satirical. | |||
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"It would? Shite I'm doing this all wrong. " Nah, your profile is fucking perfect - best I've read in years, fact | |||
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"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place "Why, we know you only look at the pics | |||
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"Ive had to steal it mate sorry, its now my profile "I was thinking the same thing. Great thread. | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
Why, we know you only look at the pics "lol | |||
".....like the women on here these days, it would go something like this (feel free to add to it): Looking for super fit women with flat stomachs only, no fat birds, no droopy tits, no saggy arses. You must go to the gym all the time, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks, nipples must not be too big, or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina hair daily. I want you to shower twice a day, only wear (insert colour) underwear, never wear flat shoes, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, and extremely short skirts, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts. You must have exactly the right colour hair (of the mans choosing), and it should not be too long or too short. Makeup must be worn at all times, but not too much, or too little. If you have labia longer than an inch, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me vag-pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look. I have to insist on you giving me blow-jobs whenever I demand them, and you must suck like a Dyson or an experienced pornstar. If you do not, then I do not want to hear from you either. No exceptions. You must be between 5'6 and 5'11 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond. Happy fabbing. " You forgot to add, 'send me a pic of your face, cock, shoulders, arse and left knee in your first message (titled 'you're not Brad Pitt so p*ss off') or I will not respond despite me having no pictures at all on my profile'... and do it now!' | |||
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"It would? Shite I'm doing this all wrong. Nah, your profile is fucking perfect - best I've read in years, fact " | |||
"I think it's an excellent idea. You should do it. Get that inane footer too. I would 100% be interested in a profile like that. "You forgot the filters. The op should block all single women so even if they have read his profile and tried to respond- they can't. | |||
lol spot on OP! Good work! | |||
"I think it's an excellent idea. You should do it. Get that inane footer too. I would 100% be interested in a profile like that. "Someone higher up the thread has already copy/pasted it into his own profile, so if I use it now it's going to look like I lifted it from him... Although we're in different areas of the country so actually I might try it out for a bit! | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
Haha yes so true. I'd rather they wrote what they are really looking for than not. Saves everybody's time "They do! Simply 'a woman' is what most are looking for ! Preferably with a pulse | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
Haha yes so true. I'd rather they wrote what they are really looking for than not. Saves everybody's time
They do! Simply 'a woman' is what most are looking for ! Preferably with a pulse "Mine was very different, and I certainly don't pop my cork for every girl I see.....however, I have now changed my profile text entirely! | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place " | |||
".....like the women on here these days, it would go something like this (feel free to add to it): Looking for super fit women with flat stomachs only, no fat birds, no droopy tits, no saggy arses. You must go to the gym all the time, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks, nipples must not be too big, or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina hair daily. I want you to shower twice a day, only wear (insert colour) underwear, never wear flat shoes, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, and extremely short skirts, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts. You must have exactly the right colour hair (of the mans choosing), and it should not be too long or too short. Makeup must be worn at all times, but not too much, or too little. If you have labia longer than an inch, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me vag-pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look. I have to insist on you giving me blow-jobs whenever I demand them, and you must suck like a Dyson or an experienced pornstar. If you do not, then I do not want to hear from you either. No exceptions. You must be between 5'6 and 5'11 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond. Happy fabbing. " Good one mate, weird I was thinking of writing my profile like that the past few weeks lol | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
Haha yes so true. I'd rather they wrote what they are really looking for than not. Saves everybody's time " | |||
"It would be great if men actually wrote anything at all on their profiles in the first place
Haha yes so true. I'd rather they wrote what they are really looking for than not. Saves everybody's time "I skip over any profile that only has a line or two. It just shows lack of effort in my opinion. Eve. X | |||
