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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I call round for a coffee.
We talk
We flirt
The dog is in the room ( lounge)
We start to kiss
The dog starts barking
She tells the dog to shut up
It jumps up and starts licking my face while I'm kissing
Bit bloody off putting
Cute dog though
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Yep. Years ago, I met a girl at a nightclub (Oakwood Hall in Bingley if anyone remembers it) and after a lovely evening, we went back to her place. As soon as we got through her door we ripped each other's clothes off and were all over each other. She ended up bending over the arm of her sofa whilst I took her from behind. Her dog (a fucking big Alsatian) made a bee line for us, and started sniffing and licking my arse. I (naturally) recoiled in horror! 
She then yelled out "stop it Badger" - which also happened to be the nickname of a mate of mine.  
I've dined out on that story a few times. |
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over a year ago
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If I went to someone's house and there was a dog there they would either be shutting it in another room or I would be leaving. I wouldn't inflict my cat on anyone.
Another plus point to hotels. |
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My former kitty was a very good judge of character. When I had guys over he would sit on their lap while we did the polite chit chat thing. If he didn't like them he shat on their lap. And not a polite kitty poo - a real nasty one. He never failed me  |
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"My former kitty was a very good judge of character. When I had guys over he would sit on their lap while we did the polite chit chat thing. If he didn't like them he shat on their lap. And not a polite kitty poo - a real nasty one. He never failed me "
Or perhaps the guy just went mental cause your cat shit on him and hence looked like a bad guy!
I'm an animal lover but if a cat shit on my ID go ballistic haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My former kitty was a very good judge of character. When I had guys over he would sit on their lap while we did the polite chit chat thing. If he didn't like them he shat on their lap. And not a polite kitty poo - a real nasty one. He never failed me
Or perhaps the guy just went mental cause your cat shit on him and hence looked like a bad guy!
I'm an animal lover but if a cat shit on my ID go ballistic haha"
But he only ever shat on shady ones. And he only ever did it 3 times |
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I was at my friends house the other week and we got carried away on the couch. At one point I looked up and her cat was also on the couch just staring at me. Whichever way I looked I could see pussy!!
Had to stop and shoo it away! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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Our pup a huge great big gsd was locked in the kitchen for our last meet but now he can get out by himself so he'd be locked in his cage or garage.
We also let ppl know about him before being invite to our house. |
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"I,'ve got cats, one was making a beeline for my FWB,s tackle after sex, he swiftly covered it up xxx"
we dont accommodate but once when Mr was at mine.. we had a quickie.. and when we finished the poorly kitten that had been asleep against the radiator was between Mr's legs.. we hadnt even noticed him.
Had a few meets where cats have featured highly and wanting fuss at the wrong moment. And a dog that pinched a cuppa during a social x |
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I had a fwb who kept asking if she could bring her dog to hotels with us. She said he'd be no trouble and just sit in his bed while we got down to business. I eventually stopped seeing her as the constant requests were annoying... I told her I found it a bit off putting. I like dogs, but I don't want one next to the bed while I'm trying to get down and dirty with someone. Not sure if I was harsh for calling off our arrangement, but to be fair there were other factors too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We always warn people about our dog as he's quite large and ridiculously friendly.
He got really anxious on one of our meets and sat at the bedroom door barking and whining, didn't think it would bother him especially, as usually when me and hubby are at it he hides! He was most pleased when we reappeared. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I,'ve got cats, one was making a beeline for my FWB,s tackle after sex, he swiftly covered it up xxx we dont accommodate but once when Mr was at mine.. we had a quickie.. and when we finished the poorly kitten that had been asleep against the radiator was between Mr's legs.. we hadnt even noticed him.
Had a few meets where cats have featured highly and wanting fuss at the wrong moment. And a dog that pinched a cuppa during a social x"
I only accommodate FWB, on this occasion he had stayed all night and the cat came in in morning. X |
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"I had a fwb who kept asking if she could bring her dog to hotels with us. She said he'd be no trouble and just sit in his bed while we got down to business. I eventually stopped seeing her as the constant requests were annoying... I told her I found it a bit off putting. I like dogs, but I don't want one next to the bed while I'm trying to get down and dirty with someone. Not sure if I was harsh for calling off our arrangement, but to be fair there were other factors too"
I,m not fussed on dogs, I wouldn't want to meet someone who wanted to bring their dog along.x |
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We had a friend that had a naughty great Dane, always trying to mount her when she was cleaning the bath...she said I,ve had enough of it now,i.m taking it to the vets...I said aaaah are you getting him put down?...she said no I.m getting his nails clipped  |
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"We had a friend that had a naughty great Dane, always trying to mount her when she was cleaning the bath...she said I,ve had enough of it now,i.m taking it to the vets...I said aaaah are you getting him put down?...she said no I.m getting his nails clipped "
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