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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi folks
I was with mt FB on saturday and discovered her whip... so i thought, bj for me while i whip her GREAT!!!
That is until i get a little too adventurous, (at this point she was coming just by me whipping her pussy ), so i started to use the handle to pleasure her, then (once soaked  ) i inserted the said whip. The scream of 'put your c**k inside me now' was too much to resist. After a short while it starts to get a little uncomfortable, so i pull out to start teasing again only to discover my head was cut to ribbons off the plastic grip on the whip handle.... So thats me out of action for a few days 
So i was just wondering what was the most strange injury people have fallen victim of... |
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Ive caused far to many injuries to list, im sure one of my friends would break their necks to tell you (pun intended)
But a couple of injuries ive caused
2 broken ribs and three floaters(or the other way round)
i caused a guy to break his leg
and one that im not taking responsibility for is the guy that had a heart attack a couple of days after shagging me and needed a quadruple by pass/
Ive escaped pretty unharmed, mostly just cuts and big bruises, whiplash that kind of stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive caused far to many injuries to list, im sure one of my friends would break their necks to tell you (pun intended)
But a couple of injuries ive caused
2 broken ribs and three floaters(or the other way round)
i caused a guy to break his leg
and one that im not taking responsibility for is the guy that had a heart attack a couple of days after shagging me and needed a quadruple by pass/
Ive escaped pretty unharmed, mostly just cuts and big bruises, whiplash that kind of stuff. "
blooming heck...lol....do u come with a health warning???  (only joking hun...).xxxx |
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"Ive caused far to many injuries to list, im sure one of my friends would break their necks to tell you (pun intended)
But a couple of injuries ive caused
2 broken ribs and three floaters(or the other way round)
i caused a guy to break his leg
and one that im not taking responsibility for is the guy that had a heart attack a couple of days after shagging me and needed a quadruple by pass/
Ive escaped pretty unharmed, mostly just cuts and big bruises, whiplash that kind of stuff.
blooming heck...lol....do u come with a health warning??? (only joking hun...).xxxx"
Its a standing joke that they need to have bupa first lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only ever ripped my foreskin, woman got too excited.
And got it caught in my zip, not funny at the time but very when you look back.  "
fr some reason i now want to watch something about mary |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Only ever ripped my foreskin, woman got too excited.
And got it caught in my zip, not funny at the time but very when you look back.
fr some reason i now want to watch something about mary"
Lol.  |
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Laserburn across both testicles from the evil Vibratortrons whilst I tried to rescue Funky the other week. 
Luckily I was thinking of perving certain profiles on here at the time so my cock escaped all injury. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
God reading some of these, we have been lucky!!
Mr's back went on him once at a party when pleasing a couple of very enthusiastic ladies....he had to lay there for ages before he could move lol
He was out of action for a couple of weeks after.....
Only minor things for me like carpet burns |
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
Back of Beyond |
Once got a nasty leg injury falling off a ladder, then of course the times I have fallen of motorbikes, they always hurt!
Sexual injury, the worst was being taken cowgirl by a very vigourous individual, it was great at the time. Next day it hurt like Hell going for a pee, this lasted for 3 weeks. So bad Karen was thinking I'd got an std from the woman, even though condoms were used.
Went to docs and it turned out I had a badly bruised bladder and urethral track, he explained how it could have happened but was far too polite to ask  |
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