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Next door neighbour moaning right NOW!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Live in semi detached house
Next door neighbours Mrs is in alone and can here her moaning !!!! The kids are there as well as can here them running around
Don't know what to do really wanna fuck the miserable cow lol but should I knock on ??? |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
If the kids are running around first thing in the morning, no wonder she's moaning. Are you going to offer to take them to the park and give her a break for an hour? That's very neighbourly of you, knock away! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Live in semi detached house
Next door neighbours Mrs is in alone and can here her moaning !!!! The kids are there as well as can here them running around
Don't know what to do really wanna fuck the miserable cow lol but should I knock on ??? "
Nooooooooooo. ...... leave well alone.  xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating 
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ???? |
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"Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"
How do you think her husband will react when she tell's him you knocked on the wall. I presume you're just messing with us... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????
How do you think her husband will react when she tell's him you knocked on the wall. I presume you're just messing with us..."
Not in the slightest !! 110% genuine
I have no idea he can't know surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really can't knock on tho as the kids are there "
Yea u can. Go for it quick. Before she finishes the job turns over and pretends she's asleep. Remember dick out and knock.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't be stupid man, if there's kids running about she should be getting up to deal with them, not wanking.
If she's a miserable cow why do you want to fuck her anyway?
Her husband will most likely smack you one if you did.
Have you never heard the saying" don't Shit on your doorstep?"
Why are you posting it on here anyway?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't be stupid man, if there's kids running about she should be getting up to deal with them, not wanking.
If she's a miserable cow why do you want to fuck her anyway?
Her husband will most likely smack you one if you did.
Have you never heard the saying" don't Shit on your doorstep?"
Why are you posting it on here anyway?
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I wanna fuck her put a smile on that sour face ! And her husbands a cock
Her husband can try smack all he wants lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out! "
Did u knock tho lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We know what you mean, we've had a wanker living next door for years , won't paint his fence, leaves his bins out all week never takes the Christmas decks down does our f----g head in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You saddo xxxx  Suzi
Help me suzi haha she must be pressed against wall now as really loud"
Ever seen the scene from 'when Harry met Sally' , in the coffee shop! I'd say she's messing with you as opposed to you messing with us! 
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
Barbados |
"She's pleasuring herself can hear! Lived next door three years not heard anything
Sat here with dick in hand trying to decide "
Generally that is when many of life's bad decisions are made lol
Personally I'd stay away as if you deal her out you still have to live next to her.
-Matt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"
I knocked out in morse code
-. --- ... . -.-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. //
Now stop bangin on my wall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Husband showed back up , game over lol
Just to clarify she knocked on the wall first ??
she didn't finish from what I could hear sure she will be back for more |
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"Husband showed back up , game over lol
Just to clarify she knocked on the wall first ??
she didn't finish from what I could hear sure she will be back for more "
Sounded like you knocked first not her! |
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"Please tell me this is a joke?
Makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Very glad it isn't just me that feels that way 
Yeah on a scale of creepy to rapey.... it's climbing well. "
I don't think we should take this seriously  |
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"Husband showed back up , game over lol
Just to clarify she knocked on the wall first ??
she didn't finish from what I could hear sure she will be back for more "
You're interpreting noises from your imagination. The moaning could have been the radio or the telly, the knocking could have been her sweeping the floor or dusting.
Even if she was masturbating in the privacy of her own home it has nothing whatsoever to do with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You sure she just didn't have a porn soundtrack on? Might not be her moaning? Or if it's a late teenage son there it might be his gf.
If it's any consolation, when I cum, the whole bloody road hears me and I don't care! No-one mentions it! They're either too polite or as deaf as door-posts! |
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Now I always thought it was a myth that men don't have enough blood in their body to maintain coherent thought and an errection at the same time. The OPs posts seems to prove that it isn't a myth after all  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out! "
The male of the couple next door confided in us that he hears us fucking so gets up and has a wank while listening, we just laughed as we thought we were being as quiet as possible. We dont try to be quiet anymore as he hears anyway..He now complains its almost every night  Meh...
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!
The male of the couple next door confided in us that he hears us fucking so gets up and has a wank while listening, we just laughed as we thought we were being as quiet as possible. We dont try to be quiet anymore as he hears anyway..He now complains its almost every night Meh...
S"
The lucky bastard, I'd be wanking too! |
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By *eafetyWoman
over a year ago
penarth |
I remember reading what I hope was a joke about a man hearing his neibour moaning shouting and banging the wall so he had a wank ... turned out the neighbour had fallen and broken her hip and was shouting and banging to raise an alarm |
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"Live in semi detached house
Next door neighbours Mrs is in alone and can here her moaning !!!! The kids are there as well as can here them running around
Don't know what to do really wanna fuck the miserable cow lol but should I knock on ??? "
I would prefer to respect a neighbours privacy and have better things to do in my life that wonder what a neighbour is doing . Their lives are non of my businness unless they are doing anything illegal. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!
Did u knock tho lol"
On his door!? Hell no! I wouldn't shag him with yours!  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Well my single male next door neighbour told me some time ago that he could hear me through the wall and it freaked me right out!
The male of the couple next door confided in us that he hears us fucking so gets up and has a wank while listening, we just laughed as we thought we were being as quiet as possible. We dont try to be quiet anymore as he hears anyway..He now complains its almost every night Meh...
S"
Ha ha! Its not so bad when you are a twosome, but just him listening is creepy to me - explains why he is so friendly to me but arsey with the old man though! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
I awoke at 3am to hear the women next door moaning like hell once.
Thought "my god, J is having some fun tonight". Then the noises got more pained and I thought she must be into BDSM. Then they moans got unbelievably loud.
Went out in the street and the neighbour the other side was there too. Called the cops and an ambulance.
Turns out poor woman was in a diabetic coma and could have died.
Still feel bad about my original prognosis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"
***PLOT TWIST***
It was actually the wife who left in the husbands car and you've been pulling your plonker to the husband moaning.
Go knock and see if he wants a blowie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was just thinking maybe the husbands friend was in the house? lol
Serriosly if I was the OP I'd be asking myself if I should knock one out or do something to ignore it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"
Jackanory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Judging by the comments about meeting with kids in the house and them hearing seeing them at it wouldn't this be the same. Mum playing with herself while kids are in the house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Husbands car has gone , heard him go
Obviously not going to knock on and say I can hear u masturbating
I have done a slight knocking on the wal so she knows I am there and I got a knock back ????"
Was it a bugger off I'm having a wank type knock.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else bothered that she was moaning enough for a neighbour to hear while her KIDS were home ? "
No, because I think it all occurred in the OP's head, so the kids wouldn't hear it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It did occur in his head. What makes it more disturbing is that he had to make kids part of the story line. I bet the local kids have been told not to walk past his house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else bothered that she was moaning enough for a neighbour to hear while her KIDS were home ?
No, because I think it all occurred in the OP's head, so the kids wouldn't hear it "
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"Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)"
He's creepy and weird because he could hear his neighbour masturbating?
I guess I must be creepy and weird because years ago I heard people having sex in the hotel room next to mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)
He's creepy and weird because he could hear his neighbour masturbating?
I guess I must be creepy and weird because years ago I heard people having sex in the hotel room next to mine."
No, because he thinks it's acceptable to go knock on her door and proposition her, doubly wrong as her kids are in AND she is married.
Listen all you want but what the OP was proposing was creepy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even without the kids or husband in the equation, hearing or seeing a woman masterbate, even in a swingers club, is not normally considered an invitation. If she wanted you involved she would have asked. |
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"Sorry OP you're just plain creepy and weird in my book - too much bad porn has warped your brain because the scenario you're imagining is just wrong (based on everything you have told us)
He's creepy and weird because he could hear his neighbour masturbating?
I guess I must be creepy and weird because years ago I heard people having sex in the hotel room next to mine."
However you did not post it on the internet or have rather unacceptable thoughts concerning a neighbour |
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