a rabbit.. as in bunny rabbit.i told them at the hospital i was a magician and it was a magic trick that went wrong... got away with it as well..especially when they also pulled out a line of scarves a bunch of flowers and the 4 of diamonds...  |
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"Umbrella, trowel, rolling pin, curtain pole, various vegetables....oh and a pot noodle "
Pot noodle! Hope it was a chicken and mushroom one or it would just be wrong! Oh and did you use the soy sauce sachet? |
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"Soy sauce flavoured lube...different! The weird thing is I've never actually eaten a pot noodle, just fucked one! "
That made me laugh out proper loud. Thanks |
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"WELL there was a young woman from Harrow, Who,s hole was quite thin and narrow, Time out of number she used a cucumber, but never could manage a marrow."
My FWB has seen a picture of a marrow up a pussy on another site forum XXX |
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