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Re-incarnation!! You're fucked if you come back as a Chicken!!!
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Well Hello there - Happy Friday!!! 
During one of my frequent, not-quite-sane musings I pondered reincarnation - and what I definitely WOULDN'T like to come back as!
I decided that the last thing I'd want to come back as is a chicken! Appalling treatment, untimely death and shitting an egg every day in between - unless you're lucky enough to be a free range chicken owned by a vegetarian!
So - if you were re-incarnated - what would you least/most like to come back as - and why??
Huge Friday Hugs!
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"Well Hello there - Happy Friday!!!
During one of my frequent, not-quite-sane musings I pondered reincarnation - and what I definitely WOULDN'T like to come back as!
I decided that the last thing I'd want to come back as is a chicken! Appalling treatment, untimely death and shitting an egg every day in between - unless you're lucky enough to be a free range chicken owned by a vegetarian!
So - if you were re-incarnated - what would you least/most like to come back as - and why??
Huge Friday Hugs!
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I'll come back as a chicken if you come back as a bug. |
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"Well Hello there - Happy Friday!!!
During one of my frequent, not-quite-sane musings I pondered reincarnation - and what I definitely WOULDN'T like to come back as!
I decided that the last thing I'd want to come back as is a chicken! Appalling treatment, untimely death and shitting an egg every day in between - unless you're lucky enough to be a free range chicken owned by a vegetarian!
So - if you were re-incarnated - what would you least/most like to come back as - and why??
Huge Friday Hugs!
I'll come back as a chicken if you come back as a bug. "
Nooooo! Knowing my luck I'd be squished under a shoe within minutes!!   |
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I'd most like to come back as a bird. You get the freedom of the skies and don't have the intellegence to think your living conditions are unpleasant. Humming bird would be sweet.
I would not like to come back as a parasite that lives in the human gut. You'd just be covered in shit you whole life. |
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"A male praying mantis , as soon as it gets its end away it's partner bites its head off !!! Literally
Ouch!! 
Though coming back as a female praying mantis might be fun! 
Sadist !!!"
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"I'd most like to come back as a bird. You get the freedom of the skies and don't have the intellegence to think your living conditions are unpleasant. Humming bird would be sweet.
I would not like to come back as a parasite that lives in the human gut. You'd just be covered in shit you whole life."
Yeah - must be amazing to be able to fly! |
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If I could be reincarnated I would Probably be the Great White shark in the movie Jaws, however I would avoid staying around one place for too long after the locals would try to hunt me down for eating their relatives... |
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What animal WOULDN'T you like to come back as?
*several answers about animals they would LOVE to be*.
Erm, reading is hard, isn't it? And concentrating.
I'd hate to be a donkey working in the sun, loaded with bricks or schoolchildren. Then again those caterpillars that wasps lay eggs in don't get a great life either, eaten alive from the inside. I'd kill myself if I came back as a centipede, fucking horrible, but that's more aesthetics than living conditions. |
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Re: spiders - i've read that people that have been tossers in a previous life come back as spiders, which is one reason they are universally disliked. They are repellant for a reason.
Knowing my luck i would come back as myself though....
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