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Was out over weekend and pulled a BBW got back to the apartment where i was stayyin and we were discussing what we did for a living when she revealed she was an escort.
She was a great shag and hit all the right buttons and had size HH tits, i was in heaven
Just wondering if anyone on here had pulled any escorts before? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Was out over weekend and pulled a BBW got back to the apartment where i was stayyin and we were discussing what we did for a living when she revealed she was an escort.
She was a great shag and hit all the right buttons and had size HH tits, i was in heaven
Just wondering if anyone on here had pulled any escorts before?"
No, but I helped pull a DAF in a charity event once 
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"Crikey, can't believe how mean some people are, picking up on the Escort line. Next you'll be telling us that you fucked a Princess and burnt ya cock on the exhaust......"
Must have missed the joke here |
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"Escort ....ford escort!!
Ye i gathered that i just dont get the fact people are trying to be funny and failing miserably lol
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Everytime an escort is mentioned on here, the silly boy squad make naff car puns. Would be fine if they were funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Escort ....ford escort!!
Ye i gathered that i just dont get the fact people are trying to be funny and failing miserably lol
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"Escort ....ford escort!!
Ye i gathered that i just dont get the fact people are trying to be funny and failing miserably lol
Everytime an escort is mentioned on here, the silly boy squad make naff car puns. Would be fine if they were funny "
They dont even crack a smile, all these guys are over 30 as well just to make things worst
If its something you have no experience of just keep it movin no need for the lame ass jokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crikey, can't believe how mean some people are, picking up on the Escort line. Next you'll be telling us that you fucked a Princess and burnt ya cock on the exhaust......
Must have missed the joke here"
You did and IT WAS funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Escort ....ford escort!!
Ye i gathered that i just dont get the fact people are trying to be funny and failing miserably lol
Everytime an escort is mentioned on here, the silly boy squad make naff car puns. Would be fine if they were funny
They dont even crack a smile, all these guys are over 30 as well just to make things worst
If its something you have no experience of just keep it movin no need for the lame ass jokes"
Crikey no humour allowed now,the forum really is hitting a all time low.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After the day I have had, lame Escort and Princess jokes are smile-inducing. Those that've owned an old Ford laugh about it now, as at the time you'd cry if you realised how much money it has cost you.
And to this day I have no idea why they named a series of bash mags after Fords? I remember quite fondly the copies of Fiesta my dad used to hide. Their Club Fiesta site was good too; filthy webcams! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Escort ....ford escort!!
Ye i gathered that i just dont get the fact people are trying to be funny and failing miserably lol
but isn't that the point of the forums?"
They also make a great filter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, turning to serious conversation, OP, this escort you pulled, was she Norwegian by any chance?
Was she called Fjord Escort?  "
Urmmm he said stop the jokes,pulling an escort with HH Boobettes is serious stuff you know,humour is not needed or required on this post  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After the day I have had, lame Escort and Princess jokes are smile-inducing. Those that've owned an old Ford laugh about it now, as at the time you'd cry if you realised how much money it has cost you.
And to this day I have no idea why they named a series of bash mags after Fords? I remember quite fondly the copies of Fiesta my dad used to hide. Their Club Fiesta site was good too; filthy webcams!"
I might have laughed the first time. |
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"Is being messaged on an app on Facebook by one the same as being pulled?"
I dunno, I've never pulled an Escort...
I've only ever had to push one.
The heated rear window came in handy though, kept my hands warm... |
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"Was out over weekend and pulled a BBW got back to the apartment where i was stayyin and we were discussing what we did for a living when she revealed she was an escort.
She was a great shag and hit all the right buttons and had size HH tits, i was in heaven
Just wondering if anyone on here had pulled any escorts before?"
Mmmm I'd love to pull some one like her |
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"Purely for interest, how much did it cost you? "
I've only ever had experience of one kind of Escort and that had a wheel at each corner.
However, I would imagine that the cost of an Escort and an escort is probably about the same these days.
200 quid should get you an old banger.
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OP, don't worry I'm not posting a tired pun like everyone else!
I used to be on an adult dating site and managed to get a friend with benefits who was seemingly perfect - she just wanted me to come over for the weekend, fuck like rabbits and go home on Sunday night, drained. She was amazing in bed and had an awesome deep throat technique.
I eventually learned she was advertising her services on a site, you know the one where adults advertise their work? That was too much for me, the fact that she had kept it secret for many months and had used photos I took on her ad really upset me. I broke it off but in hindsight I sometimes wonder if we could have worked it out if I wasn't so young and emotional. Although she also had a secret child I only found out about by accident, so who knows what else she was hiding?! |
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"OP, don't worry I'm not posting a tired pun like everyone else!
I used to be on an adult dating site and managed to get a friend with benefits who was seemingly perfect - she just wanted me to come over for the weekend, fuck like rabbits and go home on Sunday night, drained. She was amazing in bed and had an awesome deep throat technique
I eventually learned she was advertising her services on a site, you know the one where adults advertise their work? That was too much for me, the fact that she had kept it secret for many months and had used photos I took on her ad really upset me. I broke it off but in hindsight I sometimes wonder if we could have worked it out if I wasn't so young and emotional. Although she also had a secret child I only found out about by accident, so who knows what else she was hiding?!"
At last a post related to the actual subject *praise the lord*
The fact you were seeing her months probably made it not such a great find
On the positive note at least you didnt have to pay |
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OP - I would guess a lot of people here have managed to attract someone who works as an escort. It's just a job, and it's frequently done by people who like sex and meeting strangers.
Next someone will be beating their chest and saying I pulled a teacher, an accountant or a nurse lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quite right and I apologise whole heartedly. I'll go away until I've grown up, become mature and take the forums with the degree of seriousness which they deserve."
See you next Octember |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Was out over weekend and pulled a BBW got back to the apartment where i was stayyin and we were discussing what we did for a living when she revealed she was an escort.
She was a great shag and hit all the right buttons and had size HH tits, i was in heaven
Just wondering if anyone on here had pulled any escorts before?"
No can't say I have..
My mate was one though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was out over weekend and pulled a BBW got back to the apartment where i was stayyin and we were discussing what we did for a living when she revealed she was an escort.
She was a great shag and hit all the right buttons and had size HH tits, i was in heaven
Just wondering if anyone on here had pulled any escorts before?
No, but I helped pull a DAF in a charity event once
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Yeah few years back from another site ...
Was at a social gathering in wakefield. I had hotel booked anyway she missed last train and so i offered a spare bed ....
Chatting over brekkie she was a 1000 a night dominatrix
Met several times after for free |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. I'd never be with a hooker, even if l never had to pay."
why..are you suggesting there is somwthing wrong with it.
When I was at uni half my class were escorting to supplement their loans etc as apparently as a uni student lots of sex was part and parcel so why shouldn't they get paid for it.
There is a study somewhere about what percentage of uni students use this but cant remember who did it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. I'd never be with a hooker, even if l never had to pay. why..are you suggesting there is somwthing wrong with it.
When I was at uni half my class were escorting to supplement their loans etc as apparently as a uni student lots of sex was part and parcel so why shouldn't they get paid for it.
There is a study somewhere about what percentage of uni students use this but cant remember who did it xx "
For me yes. l don't want to be with someone that sees sex as capital. Just me. l'd be majorly put off and lf l was with a girl that used to do it, l'd have to leave.
Just me.
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I don't see how it makes a difference. Most escorts view clients and partners very differently. While I was in a relationship with an escort, I admit to a little titillation around her profession...but it didn't define our relationship at all. Nor did it define her.
None of us equals our job. Sex workers are no different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crikey, can't believe how mean some people are, picking up on the Escort line. Next you'll be telling us that you fucked a Princess and burnt ya cock on the exhaust......"
Crikey, don't you mean Cor? And is your name Tina? |
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