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Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much  |
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a bumble bee cudnt get it out.so decided to cover my cock in honey,and coax it out.didnt work.so i tryed again and deepened the strokes ,herself asked ,wat are u doing,i said im trying to drown the bastard |
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"Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much "
Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems! |
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"Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much
Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!"
tink he meant the bottle neck off bottle was faceing out lol strippers pour drinks dis way |
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"Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much
Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!tink he meant the bottle neck off bottle was faceing out lol strippers pour drinks dis way"
Haha yeah well we hope so because I would be very worried for that woman if it was the other way Well it sounds like he had a great night anyways  |
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"Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much
Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!tink he meant the bottle neck off bottle was faceing out lol strippers pour drinks dis way
Haha yeah well we hope so because I would be very worried for that woman if it was the other way Well it sounds like he had a great night anyways "
every mans dream to see a beer bein poured dat way |
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"Put a bottle (1/2 full )of bud into a girls pussy she was on all fours on my table top and then I sat on the chair between her legs while she attempted to pour it into my mouth. just made a mess to be fair as she was laughing so much
Either this woman wasn't very smart or it's not true because beer in a vagina is very bad for a woman it can cause a whole host of problems!tink he meant the bottle neck off bottle was faceing out lol strippers pour drinks dis way
Haha yeah well we hope so because I would be very worried for that woman if it was the other way Well it sounds like he had a great night anyways "
Yes 'in the bottle' 'spout facing out' true story x |
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"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you
Mr fucked me with deodorant can "
Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??!  |
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"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you
Mr fucked me with deodorant can
Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??! "
It had lid on lol not only thing he put in me that night i have photos to prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you
Mr fucked me with deodorant can
Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??! "
Pfffft, very funny and an amazing profile pic flamehaired |
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"Why do people email u with a rude message about your post then when u reply to them they block you maybe some people should not be on a swingers site if they don't like. Sex "
Report them .... that's why I try to block proactively .... you will learn that many on this site are very judgemental but I prefer them at least to be open about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What objects have you put inside someone or had put in you
Mr fucked me with deodorant can
Which end did he insert? If it was the top, did you emit a pssssst noise and a pleasant smell on pulling out??!
Pfffft, very funny and an amazing profile pic flamehaired "
Thank you my lovely |
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personally ive attened some odd calls in my line of work....and heard some confessions too
Coke bottles - 500mls - 1.5ltrs
Baseball bats
Rounders bats
Butternut squashes
Cucumbers
Bananas
Deoderant cans from slim to large
An axe handle
Rolling pins
To name a few items ive seen used in the past
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By (user no longer on site)
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"put a screwdriver handle up an ex's bum once
Was he called philip lol
lol in my head he is now!!!!!!!
Not going to look at my toolbox the same again at work "
he was a car mechanic, careful what you touch after an MOT!!! |
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I've tried the usual,screwdriver handle, corgette, range of sure deodorant cans and a rabbit, also tried grapes and cherry tomatoes. Have used chocolate and strawberries on my ex, made for a very tasty combo with her own mixer... |
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Few years ago, my then partner liked objects being inserted, she would be blindfolded and enjoyed guessing what they were.....nothing to silly of course. |
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A couple of things for us.
Mr poured a while can of cider inside, hoping to drink from me with a straw - my body absorbed it all!
He filled me with Maltesers (other chocolate available) - gave me thrush!
He had also used things like a beer bottle and deodorant can.
I'm sure there are other things too...
All great fun!
Mrs Flossie
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Used to have a butt plug thatbhad "hairs" like a ponytails, amazing feeling as i wiggled my ass and felt the "hairs" moving from side to side across my thighs stocking tops etc, then one day I pulled the hairs when I was removing it and the hairs came out of the plug leaving just the plug up, the rubber end which was wider to stop the plug going all the way in then gave way to my ass muscles and before I knew it the who plug disappeared inside my ass, abso nothing left sticking out to get hold of the remove it, scared me to death I can say, tried to use fingers to get out and no good, eventually a visit to the loo and a fucking good squeeze and out it plopped into the toilet and straight into the bin, never again will I use a butt plug without a piece of ribbon or string attached sinif the sphincter muscles work again like before at least I will have something to remove the plug with |
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