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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"big dick, loads of money and you're gonna spend it on them, good looking.
doubt you'd be on here if you were all those things though.  "
As it happened one lady did say I was a big di...... Oh
That's different isn't it ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"big dick, loads of money and you're gonna spend it on them, good looking.
doubt you'd be on here if you were all those things though.
As it happened one lady did say I was a big di...... Oh
That's different isn't it ? "
yeah slightly... |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Wondering how best to impress the women on here
I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock
Thoughts please "
From every angle possible, that's always a winner. Don't forget the public bathroom/ toilet shot.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this
What you do is send the following message
"I want to fuck you and make you moan"
Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.
Instant response and guaranteed shag
Try it I promise it works |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this
What you do is send the following message
"I want to fuck you and make you moan"
Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.
Instant response and guaranteed shag
Try it I promise it works "
This is your world
We just live in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this
What you do is send the following message
"I want to fuck you and make you moan"
Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.
Instant response and guaranteed shag
Try it I promise it works
This is your world
We just live in it "
Someone missed the sarcasm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok. Listen very carefully as I am an expert on this
What you do is send the following message
"I want to fuck you and make you moan"
Add a cock shot not the face pic as thats where people go wrong.
Instant response and guaranteed shag
Try it I promise it works
This is your world
We just live in it
Someone missed the sarcasm "
A few did |
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"Wondering how best to impress the women on here
I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock
Thoughts please "
Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.
Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wondering how best to impress the women on here
I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock
Thoughts please
Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.
Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later" "
I found a better match when using the batteries in the sky remote for measuring |
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"Wondering how best to impress the women on here
I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock
Thoughts please
Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.
Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later" "
You forgot to say "u can ask me anything u wont"
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"Wondering how best to impress the women on here
I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock
Thoughts please
Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.
Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later"
I found a better match when using the batteries in the sky remote for measuring "
What an excellent idea...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?
(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)
Why was that even necessary?
Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ..."
I was referring to the sizist part.
So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry. |
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If a guy seems to be intelligent that attracts me.
If he's funny that attracts me.
If he's gentlemanly and honest that attracts me.
So to really impress me one needs to be intelligent, funny, gentlemanly and honest 
If one is also tall, good looking and has long hair I will actually melt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a guy seems to be intelligent that attracts me.
If he's funny that attracts me.
If he's gentlemanly and honest that attracts me.
So to really impress me one needs to be intelligent, funny, gentlemanly and honest
If one is also tall, good looking and has long hair I will actually melt "
you would be no good to him as a sloppy puddled o the floor |
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"If a guy seems to be intelligent that attracts me.
If he's funny that attracts me.
If he's gentlemanly and honest that attracts me.
So to really impress me one needs to be intelligent, funny, gentlemanly and honest
If one is also tall, good looking and has long hair I will actually melt you would be no good to him as a sloppy puddled o the floor "
That's true  |
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"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?
(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)
Why was that even necessary?
Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...
I was referring to the sizist part.
So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry. "
I don't know I tend to see the opposite |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why on earth do I bother
Another light hearted thread dissapeared due to the thread wreckers
Let's not have a giggle on forums let's just try and destroy each other shall we ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apologies OP but I hate seeing people disrespect each other and its happening all to often on here lately.
Im a nice guy I treat people as I would like to be treated and dont see the need to put anyone else down. |
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"Why on earth do I bother
Another light hearted thread dissapeared due to the thread wreckers
Let's not have a giggle on forums let's just try and destroy each other shall we ?"
Most of us aren't doing that  |
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"Wondering how best to impress the women on here
I'm thinking lots of photos of my cock
Thoughts please
Yep that'll have your inbox full in no time.
Don't forget the remote control or Lynx can and profile that says "will fill in later" "
Even more effective if the cock shot is taken in a grotty toilet.
Especially if you forgot to flush the floater. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?
(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)
Why was that even necessary?
Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...
I was referring to the sizist part.
So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry. "
Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?
(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)
Why was that even necessary?
Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...
I was referring to the sizist part.
So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.
Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding "
I like salt and I'm big. Was your comment aimed at me? It was wasn't it. 
I'm grateful for the attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?
(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)
Why was that even necessary?
Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...
I was referring to the sizist part.
So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.
Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding
I like salt and I'm big. Was your comment aimed at me? It was wasn't it.
I'm grateful for the attention. "
boing, bullseye hit! |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"To be fair, the fat lasses should just be grateful anyway, right lads?
(* salt. Pinch of. BIG. Take with)
Why was that even necessary?
Because (sadly) some people take things very literally ...
I was referring to the sizist part.
So many threads disolving into putting larger women down on here lately and it makes me bloody angry.
Take a chill pill fella - it was hugely tongue in cheek in the spirit of the thread! i.e. hugely ironic hence get 'take with a BIG pinch of salt' for the hard of understanding
I like salt and I'm big. Was your comment aimed at me? It was wasn't it.
I'm grateful for the attention.
boing, bullseye hit! "
And bullys special prize is |
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