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over a year ago
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I just bought an electronic kitchen device (not a sexual one I might add). I opened it and read the instructions, one of which read :” Do not attach to genitals”………………………………….Now what would any normal person do after reading that ???? OUCH ! OUCH! OUCH ! F*****G OUCH ! Why didnt they f*****g warn me ? ( And no, im not telling you what it is ). But why would you put that sort of instruction with that type of product anyway?, Especially without putting a warning about the warning –“ No, REALLY don’t attach this device to your genitals. “.I mean who the hell will dream of attaching a kitchen device to their testicles unless they are specifically warned not to ? Sometimes it just gets you by surprise. I will be sitting in front of the T.V. with a Curry and a beer ( and a kitchen device attached to my testicles ) when it just kicks in and I lose my Curry. A special warning for the ladies though – Do NOT try this product at home without an experienced operator with you.Any kitchen devices caused you to have problems in the Genital Department, or is it just me ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One of the guys in quality control must have tried it out..........hence the warning 
But no I don't get the urge to shove my tits in a blender or get off on the coffee maker  |
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Its just 'Elf & Safeteee' at its best.
Like my bike owners manual says "Failure to operate the brakes could result in an accident causing death or injury"
No shit Sherlock! (Obviously for the American users ... |
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"I just bought an electronic kitchen device (not a sexual one I might add). I opened it and read the instructions, one of which read :” Do not attach to genitals”………………………………….Now what would any normal person do after reading that ???? OUCH ! OUCH! OUCH ! F*****G OUCH ! Why didnt they f*****g warn me ? ( And no, im not telling you what it is ). But why would you put that sort of instruction with that type of product anyway?, Especially without putting a warning about the warning –“ No, REALLY don’t attach this device to your genitals. “.I mean who the hell will dream of attaching a kitchen device to their testicles unless they are specifically warned not to ? Sometimes it just gets you by surprise. I will be sitting in front of the T.V. with a Curry and a beer ( and a kitchen device attached to my testicles ) when it just kicks in and I lose my Curry. A special warning for the ladies though – Do NOT try this product at home without an experienced operator with you.Any kitchen devices caused you to have problems in the Genital Department, or is it just me ?"
Blame America and it culture of suing everybody.
The best I read was woman who got $750,000 for breaking her leg in a department store. She fell over a kid running around the store. In her case she sued saying the store should not have allowed the kid to be running around.
Now you may be thinking well she has a point. I would agree until I found out the kid running around the store was her son. |
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