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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez is that why Pauls always trying to stick his in my mouth then?! I better quit slimming world before I lose more weight incase I lose my technique too   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.
Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good  "
Yes. I will have some of yours too and as well a would will be good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez is that why Pauls always trying to stick his in my mouth then?! I better quit slimming world before I lose more weight incase I lose my technique too "
Tell Paul go buy you chocolate immediately! 
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
No. I've never heard that saying before.
According to Mr B, my skills are no better or worse depending on my weight.
I'm not bubbly or more fun either!  |
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"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.
Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good Yes. I will have some of yours too and as well a would will be good "
Make mine a diet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
Best you go try a "fat bird" then and report back. I'm sure they'll be flocking towards a guy with your manners |
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Wtf?????? Really?????
Boo can suck a football through a bloody hosepipe whilst swallowing the hosepipie!
I swear that some men on here, the best part of their intelligence ran down the crack of an arse somewhere! |
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"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.
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"Fat bird" what one sees under a bird feeder during warm winters where they over eat
Also see
"Easy pray for cats" as fat birds typically cant fly
Or turkey for xmas as no one wants a slim bird to roast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.
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"Fat bird" what one sees under a bird feeder during warm winters where they over eat
Also see
"Easy pray for cats" as fat birds typically cant fly
Or turkey for xmas as no one wants a slim bird to roast "
You just won my post of the day award. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes it's true. I am a fat bird and I suck cock like a cock sucking queen, way better that all the tall short, slim, athletic, average, curvy, bi, gay, confused and Dyson
Next fat bird question... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.
Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good "
You suck better then my dyson babe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest I don't see it as a cock, I see it as a large jumbo sausage that sometimes cums with batter (see what I did there?!) so the temptation to bite and chew is always there...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
Yes, everyone knows that well known phrase and saying; wasn't it a clue on Catchphrase just the other week with a picture of Mr Chips being noshed off by a partridge? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers "
 what a brilliant way to elicit a guaranteed no effort blow job
Now....where's the nearest weight watchers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do people say fat birds isn't it bigger women not fat birds I have been with all kinds of women.
Tall short dark hair light hair bbw smaller cheated.
But I would never call one fat and to answer your question no I have never had the same blow job twice even of thw same women techniques change each time I have had many great blow jobs and one terrible one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think there's any reason why the two things would be connected OP, so I'd say it's a myth..... possibly started by a fat lass who wanted to suck your cock |
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers "
Best comment of the thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers
Best comment of the thread! "
But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
Not heard that one ..But I have heard fat blokes are better at sucking cock.
Do think that's just another myth too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
Yes, everyone knows that well known phrase and saying; wasn't it a clue on Catchphrase just the other week with a picture of Mr Chips being noshed off by a partridge? "
Haha I must of missed that 1.. see if it's on catchup
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pulls up the chair and gets the popcorn lol.
Share mine...I mustn't eat it all because I must be fat cuz I suck cock good
You suck better then my dyson babe x
 ssshhh they'll all wanna try  "
Ok she's shit!!! I'll keep her to myself x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers
Best comment of the thread!
But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!"
That's the best incentive yet to get down to Weight Watchers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .
Thats my meets fucked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh, just remembered my husband said I was really good at sucking cock, and gave me 11/10. I was a size 10 at the time.
I don't think I suck any different now I'm fat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .
Thats my meets fucked "
Haha yeah you may aswell delete your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .
Thats my meets fucked
Haha yeah you may aswell delete your profile "
yep I'm fucked . Or not as the case may be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they are better because they give longer bjs because all the effort it takes to get down there . They can't be bothered to come back up .
Thats my meets fucked "
Nah I just fall to sleep while I'm down there after 5 mins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I started that rumour. I'm fat and I've given a lot of good blow jobs.
Mostly after they shouted across the street "of, fat bird, suck on this". Bless those little virgins and their bravery...
Then I went home for battered pizza and cake.
Only one of the above sentences is true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I started that rumour. I'm fat and I've given a lot of good blow jobs.
Mostly after they shouted across the street "of, fat bird, suck on this". Bless those little virgins and their bravery...
Then I went home for battered pizza and cake.
Only one of the above sentences is true "
How was the pizza? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I started that rumour. I'm fat and I've given a lot of good blow jobs.
Mostly after they shouted across the street "of, fat bird, suck on this". Bless those little virgins and their bravery...
Then I went home for battered pizza and cake.
Only one of the above sentences is true
How was the pizza? "
obviously amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the original question should of been who sucks the best cock! men or women ?? because he's obviously blown his chances with any women on here."
Nah only the fat ones will be offended |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse .. "
Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks! |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I think the original question should of been who sucks the best cock! men or women ?? because he's obviously blown his chances with any women on here.
Nah only the fat ones will be offended "
I'm more 'offended' by being called a bird than I am being called fat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers
Best comment of the thread!
But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!
That's the best incentive yet to get down to Weight Watchers "
bj skills testing at weight watchers now I've heard it all you are what you eat |
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"I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????"
Well if your profile pic is anything to go by I might be able to help you with some much needed research on this subject |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's put it this way! I imagine the bill of a seagull would get round my cock more easily than that of a robin. But how well either would suck I've no idea! I wouldn't try myself. If you attempt this field research yourself be careful - the RSPB will be after you! |
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
No it's so true op, just stick a ring donut over your cock and get yourself down to weight watchers
Best comment of the thread!
But the worst advice! Those poor starving women are brutal when you wander in with just one doughnut!
That's the best incentive yet to get down to Weight Watchers bj skills testing at weight watchers now I've heard it all you are what you eat "
You get extra bonus points for consuming the doughnut without getting sugar on your chin too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
No it's really true and they are very grateful that people let them suck thier cock as we all know fat birds are easy and gratefull, take along a packet of mr Kipling to a meet with a fat bird and you will be in for a treat !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..
Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks! "
It's true Dan! I'm fat and I always say thank you if someone fucks me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this"
That sounds fun! We need a guy to get blow jobs from as many of us as possible and record marks out of 10 alongside our BMI.
I wonder if any men would volunteer for such research..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this
That sounds fun! We need a guy to get blow jobs from as many of us as possible and record marks out of 10 alongside our BMI.
I wonder if any men would volunteer for such research....."
Sure, I'll supply the donuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wasn't having a go at "fat" people I was just simply asking a question. Does that make me a troll ????"
no,but it does make you sound like Jay in the inbetweeners.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..
Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks!
It's true Dan! I'm fat and I always say thank you if someone fucks me "
I actually had an overweight girl message me before saying that we should meet as "big girls put more effort in as they appreciate it more than slim women". Maybe I should set her and OP up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoever started that rumour was probably also complicit in the "fat birds shag better as they're more grateful" ruse ..
Which, to be absolutely clear (hey I'm not deliberately committing Fabicide if I can help it!) is NOT the opinion of DanBerks!
It's true Dan! I'm fat and I always say thank you if someone fucks me
I actually had an overweight girl message me before saying that we should meet as "big girls put more effort in as they appreciate it more than slim women". Maybe I should set her and OP up "
You totally should! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is with the sizist threads lately!
Really annoys me.
Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change "
Just stay for the donut chatter!
It's dealt with a good dose of humour and I doubt the OP has a queue to prove him wrong or otherwise..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is with the sizist threads lately!
Really annoys me.
Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change
Just stay for the donut chatter!
It's dealt with a good dose of humour and I doubt the OP has a queue to prove him wrong or otherwise....."
You'd be surprised |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is with the sizist threads lately!
Really annoys me.
Oh well off I go again. Will return in a few days in the hope that things may change
Just stay for the donut chatter!
It's dealt with a good dose of humour and I doubt the OP has a queue to prove him wrong or otherwise.....
You'd be surprised"
Hey, well, if it works even better for you. Some people will not think twice in putting others down to pull themselves up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!
Great thread OP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.
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An opening message once said 'I like fat birds' I guess I was supposed to trip and fall on his cock, my bad!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like a blowjobathon is needed to settle this
That sounds fun! We need a guy to get blow jobs from as many of us as possible and record marks out of 10 alongside our BMI.
I wonder if any men would volunteer for such research....."
Delighted to step forward and volunteer! I'll keep a very fair marksheet too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!
Great thread OP "
'Might' being the operative word!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ive actually enjoyed this thread. OP hasn't really offended anyone, there's been more humour and less fab outrage, and he might be getting his cock sucked as a result!
Great thread OP
'Might' being the operative word!!! "
Well it worked for Friday night and also Saturday morning
And let me just say.. its |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
This is most certainly a myth. Everyone knows men suck cock better than any lady lol lol lol |
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??"
Dude you going to be using the Kleenex for years making statements/questions like that!!!
I think the best cock suckers are the people who have the most experience sucking cock!!
Simples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I probably suck cock better now I'm less fat than I used to be. Probably because I am fucking hungry. Just putting that out there."
Haha...I'll be your hotdog any day xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ever herd the saying fat birds suck better cock... is this just another myth ??
It does not matter who is sucking, it is down to how experienced they are!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could look at it 2 ways really ..
1 skinny girls are starving..
2 chubby girls are greedy
Hahahahahahhaha... sorry if ive offended anyone one...
Lmao... honestly some silly things do get said on here.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's two threads I've seen today using the term "fat bird". Would love to know of this helps you get more meets.
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"Fat bird" what one sees under a bird feeder during warm winters where they over eat
Also see
"Easy pray for cats" as fat birds typically cant fly
Or turkey for xmas as no one wants a slim bird to roast
You just won my post of the day award.
XX "
here here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not at all it is down to the women not size what is classed as fat anyway end of the day no matter on size it is technique that is.
Like saying are all blacks good Rappers are all long legged Females good pole dancers it is totally irrelevant.
It has nothing to with it all so whilst we are critising women Are blondes the best or brunettes or red heads.
Again it doesn't matter about size a good cock sucker has good techniques I have been with women who suck cock great some who are not also I believe a women who sucks cock great tend to enjoy it more then the women who don't suck well.
This is my personal opinions. |
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