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Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha |
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over a year ago
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "
I'm sorry but can't even read that just absolutely fixed on your gorgeous looks my god  |
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over a year ago
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"a £10 top up AND a curry...bloody cheek!
I know right ? Maybe the £10 top up is to phone for the curry lmfao  "
Certainly wouldn't happen down in Devon; maybe a "£10 Top-Up AND getting up at 4am for milking"
I am NOT a bumpkin!  |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha
I'm sorry but can't even read that just absolutely fixed on your gorgeous looks my god "
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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago
...the naughty spot. |
"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Status heading currently on display
No money and Phone bill due
Gang Bang contribution to costs
Bring Vodka and Blow
Any mechanics free cant pay LOL
...............its just a normal day!! |
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"Status heading currently on display
No money and Phone bill due
Gang Bang contribution to costs
Bring Vodka and Blow
Any mechanics free cant pay LOL
...............its just a normal day!!"
'Bring vodka and blow'
Lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha
I'm sorry but can't even read that just absolutely fixed on your gorgeous looks my god
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Absolute darling you are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Full of them on twitter.
Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy |
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"Status heading currently on display
No money and Phone bill due
Gang Bang contribution to costs
Bring Vodka and Blow
Any mechanics free cant pay LOL
...............its just a normal day!!"
Did someone ask for a mechanic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of them on twitter.
Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy "
The used worn knickers sale has been going on for ages. I bought a pair from a lady but asked for my money back when she confirmed she had only worn them for 20 mins. Reported her to trading standards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of them on twitter.
Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy
The used worn knickers sale has been going on for ages. I bought a pair from a lady but asked for my money back when she confirmed she had only worn them for 20 mins. Reported her to trading standards!"
20 min id say you owe her another 20 quid,at least they were worn lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen this one from a 19 year old
No transport to college lift any one
What on earth is a 19 year old doing on this site
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Looking for a lift to college |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Full of them on twitter.
Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy
The used worn knickers sale has been going on for ages. I bought a pair from a lady but asked for my money back when she confirmed she had only worn them for 20 mins. Reported her to trading standards!"
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"Full of them on twitter.
Buy them something off their amazon wish list but all you get is a private vid or a worn (don't know who by) pair of knickers. Christ!! Not even a 5 knuckle shuffle round the back of gordons chippy
The used worn knickers sale has been going on for ages. I bought a pair from a lady but asked for my money back when she confirmed she had only worn them for 20 mins. Reported her to trading standards!
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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates
that can beat the curry haha "
I've been offered money for sex off this site which I declined of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates
that can beat the curry haha
I've been offered money for sex off this site which I declined of course "
Ive been offered cash for sex too. Which was also declined. The offer actually got quite tempting lol
I've seen a status from a local woman essentially offering sex for drugs. |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "
Meal A or B ? |
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"Status heading currently on display
No money and Phone bill due
Gang Bang contribution to costs
Bring Vodka and Blow
Any mechanics free cant pay LOL
...............its just a normal day!!"
To be fair I could do with an electrician
What do you think my chances are?
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha
Meal A or B ? "
Ah, you big-spender |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha
Meal A or B ?
Ah, you big-spender "
Hahaha X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I get moaned at when I say the sites gone to shit
I've seen people trying to sell stuff via a status
One woman today had enough of it
She said she is 'board' with it all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a local couple recently that kept on offering sex for half a gram of thankfully they've disappeared now......"
No it was a can of Coca Cola they were seeking
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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
"There was a local couple recently that kept on offering sex for half a gram of thankfully they've disappeared now...... No it was a can of Coca Cola they were seeking"
I offered Pepsi and got blocked!! |
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Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.  |
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"And I get moaned at when I say the sites gone to shit
I've seen people trying to sell stuff via a status
One woman today had enough of it
She said she is 'board' with it all "
Monopoly or cluedo |
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I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".
My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.
On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner. |
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer. "
Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x |
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"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".
My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.
On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner. "
There are people who genuinely can't accommodate.
I don't see why two couples sharing the cost is so bad :/ |
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.
Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x "
My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.
Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!
I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course |
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"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".
My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.
On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner. "
If it's "pay for our hotel or we're not fucking you" or it's a criteria of meeting then it feels iffy. But splitting the costs or taking it in turns to pay is entirely different and IMO normal. |
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"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".
My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.
On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner.
If it's "pay for our hotel or we're not fucking you" or it's a criteria of meeting then it feels iffy. But splitting the costs or taking it in turns to pay is entirely different and IMO normal."
Thanks for clarifying that Ruby. I was indeed inferring the former.  |
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.
Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x
My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.
Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!
I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course"
Good stuff ! And I bet the wank will be better than if you met one of the said ladies wanting a curry ! |
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"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".
My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.
On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner.
If it's "pay for our hotel or we're not fucking you" or it's a criteria of meeting then it feels iffy. But splitting the costs or taking it in turns to pay is entirely different and IMO normal.
Thanks for clarifying that Ruby. I was indeed inferring the former. "
Ah ok. Well yes I think it's dodgy and would avoid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if the men actually fall for it ? X "
yes they certainly do for the poor little girly pleading poverty to anyone that will be gullible to fall for it !
Think a £5 or £10 a time from 30 guys makes for a nice living wage for a flash of boob ! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.
Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x
My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.
Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!
I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course"
I'd send her a message back, she'd probably blow you for £4 & your leftovers
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By *educerMan
over a year ago
Brentwood |
"You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest
S&H"
Are you open to negotiations? Bowl of blue peanut M&Ms?
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest
S&H
Are you open to negotiations? Bowl of blue peanut M&Ms?
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Nah, sorry gotta be the white Haribo men.. |
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By *educerMan
over a year ago
Brentwood |
"You can have us both to do as you please for a years supply of Haribo white jelly men, but not the big ones, the little ones & only the white ones you can stick the rest
S&H
Are you open to negotiations? Bowl of blue peanut M&Ms?
Nah, sorry gotta be the white Haribo men.."
FFS! That's it I'm leaving and will announce it in the forum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10 top up n a curry leads me to believe ud be lucky to get any sexual favour cos she'd be too busy stuffing her face n gabbing on the phone "
Boing boing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread
Brown or white? Or even that 50/50 stuff "
I guess he's just kneady. I did put him right, it was the yeast I could do. (Tina should be writing these!). |
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By *educerMan
over a year ago
Brentwood |
"On the subject of food, just seen a status asking if any women wants to be bread
Brown or white? Or even that 50/50 stuff
Once you go granery you can't go back! "
Once you've had brown the only way is down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's disgusting really what people ask for I've seen women ask for drugs and seen men offer them too had the odd message myself offering substances.
Usually report and block but why do these men think oh I know I'll get her high she's bound to fuck me then! |
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"It's disgusting really what people ask for I've seen women ask for drugs and seen men offer them too had the odd message myself offering substances.
Usually report and block but why do these men think oh I know I'll get her high she's bound to fuck me then! "
100% agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had sex with people who happen to have been in possession of drugs, but I didn't fuck them because they had drugs.
I love a lil Indica what can I say?
Isn't sex always a transaction though? They have something you want, you have something they want, but sometimes the terms aren't even and they need something to balance them a little |
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.
Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x
My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.
Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!
I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course
Good stuff ! And I bet the wank will be better than if you met one of the said ladies wanting a curry ! "
Tank you Scarlett. It certainly was - and to paraphrase Woody Allen (on being accused of being a wanker)..."At least I'm fucking somebody that I actually like" |
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.
Did you have a wank and spend the £15 on a takeaway for yourself x
My lamb balti madras - with rice, 2 chapattis and a brace of shami kebabs are on their way now.
Furthermore it all only came to £11. So I'm quids in!
I'll have the wank later - after washing the chilli off my mitts of course
Good stuff ! And I bet the wank will be better than if you met one of the said ladies wanting a curry !
Tank you Scarlett. It certainly was - and to paraphrase Woody Allen (on being accused of being a wanker)..."At least I'm fucking somebody that I actually like" "
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"I was wondering what people's _iews were on "a contribution to hotel costs".
My _iew - for what it's worth; Is very straightforward, in that ANY exchange of cash for sex is a financial transaction - and is therefore tantamount to prostitution.
On the occasions when a lady or couple have entertained me at their place (or hotel) I have always (voluntarily) taken a bottle of something along with me out of courtesy - merely as a thank you for their hospitality. As one would when invited round for dinner.
There are people who genuinely can't accommodate.
I don't see why two couples sharing the cost is so bad :/"
Think its that old fashioned term going dutch ..!!..
So does this also mean if you pay half on a meal or contribute to fuel your also supporting a trade that isn't actually ilegal !!
So this must conclude my thoughts that any woman or man that marries but does not work is also a pro under these guidelines.... !! Unless its a sexless marriage of course and then that's fine as they are all mainly on here !!
( all in jezt my friends its all just for fun after all ) xx
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates
that can beat the curry haha
I've been offered money for sex off this site which I declined of course
Ive been offered cash for sex too. Which was also declined. The offer actually got quite tempting lol
I've seen a status from a local woman essentially offering sex for drugs."
What do i get for Paracetamol? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We once put a meet up saying we are free tonight and looking for fun, makes us an offer we can't refuse
Perfectly reasonable i thought, but then we got about 10 emails offering money so had to re word our meet, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a local update from a woman's profile that said "I could really do with a site supporter's membership on here to help me with perving, now which of these nice men is going to buy me one...?"
Thing is it used to pop up every month or two so presumably some idiot bought her one every time then she merely got another bought by some other bloke every time it ran out? |
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"I remember a local update from a woman's profile that said "I could really do with a site supporter's membership on here to help me with perving, now which of these nice men is going to buy me one...?"
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I remember that too - though if it's the same person she was very nice in real life - and I didn't buy her a pass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer. "
I'd personally prefer the Chinese! |
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"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer.
I'd personally prefer the Chinese!"
I do like a Chinese, but I always get a raging thirst after eating one!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep seeing and reporting one profile that regularly has updates asking for 'generous men' or if they can be lent £30 "
so it's you who's reporting me x |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I keep seeing and reporting one profile that regularly has updates asking for 'generous men' or if they can be lent £30 so it's you who's reporting me x"
I'd only report you for having lovely boobs |
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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago
...the naughty spot. |
"Coincidentally, I received this belated reply (from a girl I messaged ages ago) this very afternoon:
"im not much of a chatter, you pick me up, we go back to yours and fuck, you give me £15 for my takeaway and drop me at the takeaway. When i fuck i get hungry and i dont like to eat in front of people. i offer this explanation to show im not an escort".
Yeah right love. Once I'd stopped laughing, I politely declined her "generous offer" and blocked her. I'd personally prefer a wank.
Still, I suppose some sap may well take her up on her offer. "
How about a quid...bag o'chips? Can't say fairer than that...
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "
it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!! |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!! "
head* how did but get in there lol |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!! head* how did but get in there lol "
lol long fingernails and head elsewhere x |
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"I don't think anyone would piss on me if i were on fire, nevermind pay to shag me. Goodluck to those who can get it "
I'd piss on you if you weren't on fire. Or just shag you. I normally ask for 70p and on one occasion have got it.
The commonest status 'beg' though is.. "My gold membership has just run out..." |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!! "
I've seen people on here posting things that really aren't relevant
'My aunt has been taken ill, hope she's okay'
Now I'm not being mean and hope she was alright but this isn't the site to put this on |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha it's the status that has no relevance to the site that does my but in! It's not Facebook!!
I've seen people on here posting things that really aren't relevant
'My aunt has been taken ill, hope she's okay'
Now I'm not being mean and hope she was alright but this isn't the site to put this on "
The worst we have ever seen is the status were women say they can't play because they are on their period... |
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There simply aren't enough characters in a status update to list all the things I need in my life!!
Cars, diamonds, shoes, champagne. . . It's endless!
I'm pretty sure I would be nice to you though, if you had a hot body, a nice smile and shared a twix with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job
By the looks of things your boobs are dam perfect and don't need a boob job"
Seriously we are saving up for new boobs big massive ridiculous cartoon tits, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonder if we can get people to pay for a new boob job
Let me know if you do I could do with one too "
Will do, isn't there a website you can join and men say for your boobs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think anyone would piss on me if i were on fire, nevermind pay to shag me. Goodluck to those who can get it "
I'll piss on you if you catch fire honey.  |
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"Have seen some really bizarre status updates recently mainly from women agreeing to sex favours for a whole range of things ... money, free holidays and the funniest one recently was for a £10 top up and a takeaway curry !!
Anyone else chuckle to themselves when they see these ? And any status updates that can beat the curry haha "
Saw on another site once"my pussy smells of fish".
I was still laughing the next day!!! |
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"I asked a female if she would shag me if i gave her £1,000,000 , she said yes definitely. I told her that was the principle of it sorted how about a fiver he he "
Fiver !!! was she that worth it, I wonder |
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I had a woman on here message me saying that she really liked my profile and wanted to meet but her mobile was going to be cut off the next day and 'could I help'? Er No!!! |
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