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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not as sinister as the title sounds 
To cut a long story short, had to have one of the boys, one of my 2 veg, removed. Got it replaced with a nice shiny fake one. For the most part hasn't affected the sex life at, ladies you couldn't tell the difference!!
Now all women have different bj techniques, and you won't know until they start, but for me some of the rougher ball players will hurt the nice fake one, and the erection will be gone.
So what's the best way of bringing it up? Beforehand? Waiting to see if she destroys me? Or just go with it?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring it up from the start as a joke i.e have you ever been to wimbledon...cos i'm womble (one ball). No offence meant by any of that so will apologise now if it did.  "
Haha, non taken, I like to think of myself as unique  |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Mention it first, there really is no substitute for communication "
Agreed, after my vasectomy, because the sperm wasn't being absorbed quick enough it formed a sack and turned me into a pawnbroker.
I just communicate this in a funny way.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not as sinister as the title sounds
To cut a long story short, had to have one of the boys, one of my 2 veg, removed. Got it replaced with a nice shiny fake one. For the most part hasn't affected the sex life at, ladies you couldn't tell the difference!!
Now all women have different bj techniques, and you won't know until they start, but for me some of the rougher ball players will hurt the nice fake one, and the erection will be gone.
So what's the best way of bringing it up? Beforehand? Waiting to see if she destroys me? Or just go with it??"
just tell 'em to mind the 'nads, its not like a Newtons cradle you know!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You don't have to mention you have a nice shiny fake one - Just mention to the lady that in the past some women have been rough and you're sensitive in that area, so they need to proceed with courtion. |
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