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Haa as soon as has she said that am sure my dick grew 3 inches
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God knows I've had bad ones especially in when i was in uni
So has anyone had any funny or weird etc things words said to them in bed?
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""who are you and how did you get in my house?" can't believe she wasnt happy, I made her toast and coffee
Haha shocking people are just soo inconsiderate  "
Perhaps I should have put jam on the toast |
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""who are you and how did you get in my house?" can't believe she wasnt happy, I made her toast and coffee
Haha shocking people are just soo inconsiderate
Perhaps I should have put jam on the toast"
Nutella and penut is the best ha |
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"I think I just shit myself. I nearly died laughing and he said I'm actually serious. Whether off to check himself out. I shit you not."
Thats actually scary . Or either you were that good he couldn't control himself haha |
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"get off me, you're too fat"
Said to my by a VERY ex girlfriend many years ago.
Relationships and self esteem dont last long after someone drops that sort of bomb mid-coitus. |
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I once had a female ask me to hit her around the head, that was off putting.
Only recently Mrs had a guy at a party, brilliant with his fingers, however she had to ask the poor guy Us it in yet?
Neither of the above are condusive to decent sex. |
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I once had a lady friend I was sleeping with, who was in retrospect a bit of a messed up cookie.
This woman was the embodiment of sex, and as hot as she was, her one request that killed all the passion mid session? She asked me........."will you do this for me? I want you to cut me with a knife whilst you fuck me"!!!!
Sorry my love, not a chance. Lol. . |
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"Haa as soon as has she said that am sure my dick grew 3 inches
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God knows I've had bad ones especially in when i was in uni
So has anyone had any funny or weird etc things words said to them in bed?
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Last girl that said to me "your cock is not big enough" was given a reply of "no, seems your pussy isn't tight enough"  |
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"I must be lucky, I don't think there's been any faux pas dropped during the act either by me or my partners. Some of these are crackers though! "
Here man you haven't lived until you get on haha . Especially the northumbria nurses pfft there crackers  |
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"Haa as soon as has she said that am sure my dick grew 3 inches
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God knows I've had bad ones especially in when i was in uni
So has anyone had any funny or weird etc things words said to them in bed?
Last girl that said to me "your cock is not big enough" was given a reply of "no, seems your pussy isn't tight enough" "
Actually I use that now . I call em buckets too they really don't like that one haha |
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Her: Where did those scratches on your back come from?
Me: You
Her: What! I don't scratch
Me: Eh yes you definitely do
Her: No i don't, who was it?
Me: You
Don't think she believed me til the next time we had sex and was proved wrong
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With an ex many years ago I was once d*unk after a night out and fell asleep while she was on top. She wasn't happy and i tried to deny it as it was only a few seconds. But apparantly I was sleep talking about caravans so I could even deny it!!! |
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