What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves!  |
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"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "
your joking i wondered why i had a american fridge full of bananas and havnt got laid  |
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"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "
I wondered why I kept getting dirty looks while I did my shopping!
How about "they have no morals" or "they have no standards". |
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"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! your joking i wondered why i had a american fridge full of bananas and havnt got laid "
Wrong tesco's  |
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"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! your joking i wondered why i had a american fridge full of bananas and havnt got laid
Wrong tesco's "
story of my dam life lol |
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The most amusing i have come across was the preconception that all swingers were fat! The justification on this theory was that people who were greedy for cock and pussy would also be greedy for food. Although i can't connect the two issues of greed personally i do think its a fact that the percentage of fat swingers is higher than in the general population. |
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"The most amusing i have come across was the preconception that all swingers were fat! The justification on this theory was that people who were greedy for cock and pussy would also be greedy for food. Although i can't connect the two issues of greed personally i do think its a fact that the percentage of fat swingers is higher than in the general population. "
Would like to know the source of your research!
The myth I've heard, and not just swingers, but anyone that meets via the web, ugly, desperate, low self esteem and will sleep with anyone! |
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That swinging is a government plot engineered by MI7 to undermine social order and bring about a revolution that will be brutally crushed so that a dictatorship can be enforced on us all and we will become powerless to stop.... shwwwwwaaaaa-ssssshhhhh-ssss.....
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over a year ago
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People love to see a cock on cam being strangled.
People on swing sites will play with anyone, that says hello to them.
The secret for meets is to send lots and lots of emails, each one more pleading that the previous...Despite the others not being interested. |
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Claiming to have or actually having a 10inch cock will have women queuing around the block to get a go on it
You must have at at least a 9inch cock to be a male swinger 
Claiming to be 'single male' means that he really is single and not some cheat looking for a free fuck behind the wifes back  |
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"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "
Shhhhhh the first rule of the tesco banana club is you don't talk about tesco banana club!  |
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What does "strangling a cock" mean.
Is it killing a male chicken, and what has that got to do with swinging. Do people strangle Roosters and put their limp dead necks onto a persons head and that makes them a swinger for the rest of their lives? If so, Im contacting the RSPCA to get it outlawed. |
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"What does "strangling a cock" mean.
Is it killing a male chicken, and what has that got to do with swinging. Do people strangle Roosters and put their limp dead necks onto a persons head and that makes them a swinger for the rest of their lives? If so, Im contacting the RSPCA to get it outlawed. "
Spanking a monkey, making the snake sick...
...I'm not helping here am I?  |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"and almost forgot...
All bi-males are on a mission to rape-rag-and-shag all straight males.
Not that they need to because bisexuality is of course contagious, get too close and you'll catch it "
ok i'm officially scared now |
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"I've just returned from Tesco's after puching a bleedin' pampas grass around for 2 hours in my trolly and can report it doesn't work.
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Its Wednesday nights!Thursdays is reserved for people complaining about how others live their lives! |
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"I've just returned from Tesco's after puching a bleedin' pampas grass around for 2 hours in my trolly and can report it doesn't work.
Its Wednesday nights!Thursdays is reserved for people complaining about how others live their lives!"
Bugger. Typical
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By (user no longer on site)
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The one that seems to be cropping up a lot these days is swingers want to be identified while out taking their mother shopping in Tesco's so they can be approached while wearing a tell tale badge that subtly says "I fuck strangers in Tesco's" Now maybe its me but I would say its a myth swingers want to be identified 24/7  |
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over a year ago
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"we still all throw car keys in to a fis bowl at parties lol"
I'd be off home with a better motor....
I eat loads of bananas and not been propositioned in Tesco ailse 1 as yet.
Can Pampas grass flourish in a window box? |
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"What's the funniest swinging myth you have heard from a person not in the scene?
The latest that I heard was that all the local swingers go to tesco on a wednesday night with a bunch of bananas in the front of the trolley to identify themselves! "
It might be a myth.....but what a brilliant idea!! |
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