Keep your money in your pocket and dick in your pants... That was my Dads wise words of wisdom when I was a lad off to Amsterdam for the weekend!! lol

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Daughters are trouble, at least with a son you only have one prick to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If u can't say nothing nice, then don't say anythng

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure if it was the best advice but after many many years it still sticks in my mind what my late Father told me ...

"Nobody is better than you, and you are better than nobody else"

In hindsight it was probably very sound advice indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes its best to let people think you are an idiot than open your mouth and prove it..."

and

"When in a hole either stop digging or start licking..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always trust your instinct

When going dutch make sure its 50-50 then they or u can't use it against u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always trust your instinct

When going dutch make sure its 50-50 then they or u can't use it against u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile!

I'm smiling loads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile!

I'm smiling loads

This is a smile

not this

Some people just dont make the effort

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By *andy muncher OP Man over a year ago

Nottingham

"Smile!

I'm smiling loads

This is a smile

not this

Some people just dont make the effort

and some do and im one who does just keep smiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Show 'em ya tits and you'll be beating them off with a stick."

Thats always been my experience too!

Never assume

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would hope to put a

then a

followed swiftly by a

on anyones face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile!

I'm smiling loads

This is a smile

not this

Some people just dont make the effort

was on my blackberry simon lol

but im smiling loads and happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would hope to put a

then a

followed swiftly by a

on anyones face.

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